DISCLAIMER: Boondock Saints belongs to Troy Duffy.

A/N: This will probably be my only Boondock Saints fic ever, even though I LOVE the movie.

~ Where There's Fire ~

"Well, you know wh-wh-what they say, boys. 'Where there's fire, there's fire'."

The twins looked at each other for a long moment before Connor said thoughtfully, "You know, that almost makes TOO much sense."

Doc always mixed up his proverbs. It was bound to happen sometime that one of them would actually make some kind of sense...

"Yeah, if you're a fan of stating the obvious," Murphy replied, slapping his brother's hand so that Connor spilled his drink.

"What'd you do that for?" Connor punched Murphy on the shoulder. "Jerk!"

Doc sighed and wiped up the spilled alcohol as the twins proceeded to make a fistfight out of it.

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