Okay I do not own Naruto nor the Idea for them to be in a regular high school with no ninja powers and if one person tells me I stole this idea I will throw something at them because there has been numerous people to make these and in other anime so onward to the story ♥Luna

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Oh crap I'm going to be late for my first day of school the teachers will not appreciate that one bit god how come my roommate , Tobi , forget to wake me up while he goes on off to class? He will get an ear full when I see him again. Deidara thought darkly as he got ready for school, which took about 25 minutes to fix his long blonde hair, put on his school uniform, and eat a poptart (he take longer than most people on his hair) when he was done he had exactly 1 minute to get to class. So he ran as fast as his skinny legs could carry him to reach his first class he burst trough the door right as the bell rang. Phew that was close he thought as he took a seat next to a fairly attractive dark haired boy, who after attendance he learned to be named Itachi Uchiha, Deidara tried his hardest not to stare at Itachi really he did but darn his blue eyes they just kept wandering over to him. And after class Deidara shyly went up to Itachi and asked him if he was new because he did not recall ever seeing him in school the previous years.

"No, my family just moved here this year ." Itachi replied

"Oh, so who do you have next?"

"Um art I think" he said looking over his schedule

"Cool me to come on we can walk together"

"Ok"

"So do you have any brothers that go here?" since its an all boys high school.

"Yeah one he is in the eighth grade, his name is Sasuke, how about you do you have any brothers?"

"Nope I'm an only child well here we are so do you like art?"

"Duh I love it…all forms music, dance, paintings, drawings, and especially poetry, I'm a poet you see."

"I had this feeling you were"

"How could you tell?"

"You just seemed like it, here you can sit by me"

"Ok"

Itachi's POV

Wow he's so nice a whole lot nicer than my roommate ,Kisame, I hope me and him can be friends maybe a little more. But maybe he's not that way oh well if he's not I'll try to make him that way . Itachi though slyly.

"Um Itachi are you ok you like just stopped drawing and started staring at me…did I get paint on my face or something?"

"No there's nothing on your face I was just, um marveling over how lovely your hair is you must spend a lot of time on it."

"Sometimes I take a while to do it"

"Hey! Deidara!" someone called across the room "Hey!" the person cried again this time Itachi saw a boy with black hair sticking out everywhere.

"what is it Tobi?" Deidara asked in a highly annoyed voice

"What are you doing?"

"Um what do you think stupid? Building a house of paper mache in the middle of the street while it's raining?"

"Yes" Tobi said bluntly as if he truly believed Deidara would actually build a house of paper mache in the middle of the street while it's raining. Itachi was truly interested in this.

"Oh my god are you truly that retarded ? Why would I build a house of paper mache in the middle of the street while it's raining. It's not event raining outside stupid"

"Oh its not?

"NO!! My god did you eat some glue or something?"

"Yes actually I did and it was good." he said

"How on earth did I even get you as a roommate? I would rather have Itachi and I just met him." Deidara yelled and for emphasis he threw his arms up in the air.

"You know we could have that arranged I don't like my blockhead roommate and you don't like this paste eater so I'm sure the House councilors will let us switch or something." stated Itachi

"That would be cool.'

"Hey don't I get a say in this?" cried Tobi

"Um…no" said Deidara

"But I-I love you Deidara" Tobi said and grabbed Deidara and right there in front of everybody including the teacher kissed Deidara and when he was done he pulled a cheap plastic toy ring and said "Will you be my boyfriend Deidara?"

"Um" Deidara was still trying to process this over in his head as was Itachi

"Please Deidara I have loved you forever"

"Um… I'm sorry Tobi I like someone else.'

"Who ?I'll kill them to prove how much I love you."

"Um I would rather not say" he replied with a deep blush on his face.

"Oh I see," Tobi said while looking back and forth between Itachi and Deidara, "you like the new guy right because he's all dark and mysterious…well this is not over Uchiha…I will have Deidara" Tobi said with venom in his voice and walked off.

"Wow Itachi you really pushed his buttons, I've never seen Tobi so serious in my life and I've know him since pre-school we kind of grew up together."

"Oh I see, well so are we still switching rooms or not?"

"Sure, but I hope Tobi isn't to mad."

Well t-t-that's a-all f-folks (porky the pig voice) Hope you liked I might have chapter 2 up soon just depends on fast I can make something up and type it he he!!