Hey.

This is my first fanfic so be nice; leave reviews!

And I am not Stephenie Meyer and will never be.

So these are not my characters, too bad.

Bella POV

I was sitting on Edwards' stone cold body in the living room, staring into his now topaz eyes. He leans up to kiss me, I feel his glacial lips on mine, things start swirling out of control and yet again I am amazed and forget to breathe. I can feel Edwards body shaking under mine from laughter and we break the kiss.

At first I though he was laughing at my forgetting to breathe, but then I suddenly have the realization that he is laughing at someone else's thoughts.

"What?" I ask him. Joining in his laughter, confused.

"You will see in about 2 seconds." And with that Alice comes bursting in the room at super speed.

"Hey Bella, guess what we are doing to day!" Alice screams at me with a huge grin on her face. It took me a second before it hit me along with the dread.

"No. no, no, no, no, no! Alice I am not going shopping yet again! You cannot make me!" I shout at her, tears filling my eyes from the anger. Damn those stupid tear ducts!

"Oh, yes you are, you cannot stop me! Hahaha." Alice screams out.

Then I slide off of Edward and shoot a death glare at Alice. "Alice, I am not going! Not this time!" I steal

a pleading glance at Edward to butt in and save me. But no such luck. He looks at me and just starts laughing.

"Fine, if thats the way you want to play it."

Alice looks at me and I kick up both my shoes for Alice to catch and sprint out of the living room. I made my way to the doorway when Alice caught up with me. Personally, I am surprised I even made it that far, with my klutziness and Alice's super speed.

"Don't even think about it Bella." she said glaring at me.

"I AM NOT GOING! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD!" I turn to look at Edward yet again. "Edward please! Make her stop!!!!!" I say whinnying.

"Nope. What is to come is way to funny!"

"Well then, tonight is not going to be very pleasant for you! What do think about that now." I say to him with as much anger as I can muster, hoping he will give in to my threat.

"Nope. Still worth it."

"FINE!" I scream back

Then I see my escape! Emmet is coming up to the house, right behind Alice! I become overwhelmed with pure joy.

"Emmet!" I scream out. "A little help here!"

"Why does Bella need saving now?" Emmet says with a chuckle.

"Alice is trying to take me shopping." and with that he breaks out in his booming laugh for a good minute.

"Yeah, you think that is funny, you can join us!" I say and Alice perks up and turns her head in his direction. Now I know I have him caught, so I fight back a laugh as I listen to what Alice has to say next.

"Yes, you should. That would be wonderful Emmet! You can carry our bags! Yey!" Alice screams with glee.

Emmet's eyes bulge out of his head and if it was possible he looked like he would have gone paler. An instant later Alice was thrown into the wall and Emmet was jetting me out into the garage and placed me in his Jeep. Going way faster than even Edward does, we made it to my house in record time. He picked me up like a football, and raced me up to my bedroom, and set me down.

"Ok, I have helped you, now I will never ever have to go shopping with you two." and with that Emmet ran at super speed out of my room and back into his Jeep and drove away.

I turn around to see Edward standing by the window with my shoes, fighting back a laugh."Now you know what I was laughing at!"

All I did was glare at him and say "Since you did not help me, I am going to torture you so bad!"

"And how are you planning on torturing me exactly?"

"You shall not be allowed to kiss me for a whole week."

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

A/N: I don't know if I am leaving this a one-shot or making it longer some how. So leave me reviews,so I know what you think.