A/N: I remembered this happened some time during childhood.

Disclaimer: I own nothing except this idea.


Bisacodyl

Being the captain of an elite team of fighters had its perks, for one, no one questioned his authority. He answered to no one but Lord Freiza. Not to mention the admiration and loyalty of his men and fans. Speaking of which, Jeice had mention something about chocolate parfait in the canteen earlier now, didn't he?

Well then, it's time to meet up with his teammates and savour the fruit of their labour and what better to celebrate it with but chocolate. Ahh… He could just taste that thick, sweet brown nectar already; the smoothest of its texture as it caressed the tongue.

"AHH!"

"?" Now what was that? Such manners, running along the hallway like that; that yell was most unpleasant to the ears and not only that, it had shattered his indulgence of a chocolate dream. And here comes the culprit now.

The little saiyan brat of a prince.

Captain Ginyu spoke casually as he grabbed onto the boy's cape. "Now what is your hurry, little monkey prince? Do not tell me you have upset Lord Freiza again. You should know, running is futile if that is the case".

"I wasn't! Let go!" Vegeta indigently turned his head and gave his answer.

"Well then, shed some light why don't you? Then I'll decide if I should let you go" he would have to pass a few precious moments with his team, but duty calls.

After it became apparent Ginyu wasn't about to let go of him without an answer, Vegeta gave in. "It's Nappa… he's after me"

"? Did I hear you right? That other Saiyan? And why would you run from him then, and what did he want with you that seemed to have terrified you so?" He was curious.

"I'm not scared! Nappa said he had to give me something, but he pulled my pants down and tried to push something hard inside me. I got out and you caught me" Vegeta finally told his story.

To say Ginyu was shocked would be an understatement, his screwed up face at this moment was beyond comical.

"There you are, Vegeta!" Nappa had finally caught up with him.

Vegeta was about to run again; maybe tear his cape if he had to, when he was quickly scooped up by Ginyu.

"Do not come any closer, you fiend" Ginyu pointed a finger accusingly at Nappa. "To think a grown man like you would do such an unthinkable thing. God, have you no shame. Even if he is one of your species, he is just a boy".

"It's not what you think, Ginyu. The doctor instructed me to give Vegeta a Bisacodyl for his constipation problem" Nappa explained as he showed a white capsule, held between his index finger and thumb.

"Oh" Ginyu looked from the capsule, back at Vegeta under his arm. "I see".

Without a word, Ginyu opened a sliding door leading to an unoccupied room and walked in. Nappa followed.

"In that case, allow me to assist you" Having said so, Ginyu placed Vegeta onto the floor and helped pin him down.

"Let me go!" Vegeta struggling frantically, kicking out at Nappa who was attempting to carry out the doctor's instructions.

"Vegeta, calm down" Nappa tried to calm him, it wasn't going to work.

A loud wail followed… a good thing the walls of the room were sound proof.


Boy do I hate those capsules. When I was younger, it had been a syringe with bisacodyl formula instead of a capsule and I hated that more.