We Are The Crucible

by This Is Sarcasm

A Destiny parody of 'We are the Champions", as sung for Iron Banner. Personally, imagined Shaxx and his fireteam howling this at the top of their lungs after a long day of making kinderguardians cry.

I've killed the noobs...
Time after time.
I've been kicked from the party
But committed no crime.
And rez sniped my enemies,
I've made a few.
I've had my share of grenades to the face,
But I've come through!

We are the Crucible, my friends,
And we'll keep on winning...till the end.
We are the Crucible, We are the Crucible
No time for camping cause we are the Crucible...
Of these worlds!

I've taken my emotes,
And my Trials carries,
You brought me Frost-EE5 and Hawkmoon and everything that goes with them,
I thank you all.
But it's been no bed of engrams,
No Last Array.
I know it's being broadcast to the whole Human race

And I ain't gonna lose!

We are the Crucible, my friends
And we'll keep on Winning...till the end
We are the Crucible, We are the Crucible
No time for camping cause we are the Crucible...
Of the worlds!
We are the Crucible, my friends,
And we'll keep on winning...till the end.
We are the Crucible, We are the Crucible
No time for camping cause we are the Crucible...

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A song for the Iron Banner, which, in my head, would have been sung by Shaxx and his fireteam. Which I can totally imagine.

Fare thee well!