Paranoia

This story post is a collection of all the scratches I tried to make a story... but sa dot say... I couldn't... I'll just group them in three's... why? cause I like the number three... bwhahaha... :)) :D

Even though it's just a short thingy-majigy... I would like it if you'll continue to read and review... well... hehe... :D

also... these are scratches, like I told you... but I didn't tell that these are garbages... so... don't wonder why I used them in one of my stories... Maybe... I could use them to my advantage... :D bwahahh... :D

Disclaimer: Yes, even though it's just scratches... I have to put the disclaimer... I don't want to be put on jail... I don't own PoT...

Bridges and Elephants

"Oh, Echizen-kun!" Syusuke called out seductively.

"What the hell do you want?!" Ryoma was pissed off by Syusuke's tone.

"Aah! There you are!" Syusuke said as he found Ryoma on the locker room. "I have something to ask of you. Have you seen an elephant hiding under a bridge?" Syusuke's smile was quite dangerous, considering the fact that it was sadistically sweet.

"That's a dumb question, senpai." Ryoma noted as he took his tennis bag and swing it to his back. "But, no." Ryoma had just answered the question.

"Like duh! That's why the elephant was hiding!" Syusuke broked out to a hysterical laugh before getting his things from the bench outside. "So... wanna walk home?" Syusuke asked with his innocent smile.

"If you won't tell me more corny jokes of yours..." Ryoma said as he walked pass the tensai.

"I promise..." Syusuke said with fingers crossed.

Scrabble

"Ha! Beat that, kiddo!" Momo boasted as he made a six letter word, hitting the 'Double Word Score' square.

"... B-L-E... like that, momo-senpai?" It was now Ryoma's turn to boast as he made an eight letter word, hitting two 'Double Word Score' squares. "Buchou, it's your turn."

"Ah." Tezuka said as he placed 6 tiles to form a word with 4 existing tiles. "Rendezvous." Tezuka blurted out. Ryoma calculated the score.

"Buchou... you got 38 for that move!" Rendevouz scores 31. Tezuka placed the letter 'R' and the letter 'U' on the 'Double Letter Score' square.

"That was amazing, Buchou!" Momo exclaimed at his excitement. He then turned to Syusuke. "Your turn, Fuji-senpai!"

Syusuke displayed a nice smile. "Ok." He then placed all of his 7 tiles on the board and formed a word on the edge of the board, hitting 2 squares labelled "Triple Word Score." He then smiled and said out loud the word he formed. "Collaborator. And look." He said pointing to three more words he formed accidentally. "Cold, rate, and tease. So, how's my score?" He said pertaining to Ryoma.

Ryoma started calculating a while ago and still wasn't finished. "Um... wait..." He punched some more keys on the calculator and derived with the answer. "Collaborator, cold, rate, and tease altogether gives you an additional..." He punched one more key. "94." Everyone looked Syusuke in awe.

Cookie Jar

Tezuka notices the increasing number of regulars by the locker room. As captain of the team, he's supposed to discipline his regulars to be good and obedient athletes. He approached the regulars. He was about to shout at them when he sees that all of them have their fingers on their lips, signalling to be quiet.

"What's happening here? And why aren't you all practicing?" He whispered to Eiji when he got closer.

"Maybe you should ask Ochibi and Fujiko later why they're not practicing. They're still inside doing something." Eiji replied, emphasizing on the something part. He placed his ear once again on the wall of the locker room. Tezuka did the same, curious at what that something was.

"Quick, Fuji-senpai, before they'll see us!" Ryoma's whispering voice was the first thing that Tezuka heard.

"It won't budge... I need lube... did you bring any?"

"Search my bag, there should be some lotion there."

"Where? I don't see... Oh, here it is."

"Quick, Fuji-senpai!"

"Be quiet, or they'll hear us!" Syusuke hissed as the squirting sound made its way towards everyone ear.

"Ouch... ah... it hurts... ah..." Ryoma moaned some more. "Faster... faster, fuji-senpai... faster..."

Tezuka decided he wouldn't hear more of this, though he enjoyed it. His priority was the teams' ability to compete at the Nationals. He busted the door open.

"Buchou!" The two regulars gasped.

Everyone who was listening earlier were now peaking at what's happening inside. But the moment they see everything, a wave of disappointment struck their faces. "What?! No sex?!"

"What do you mean sex?" Ryoma blurted angrily. "Fuji-senpai's helping me get this cookie jar out of my hand secretly. Since if everyone knows, I'll be the laughing stock of the campus!"

And everyone couldn't help but laugh.

So... do you like it? well... heheh... :D please review... :D hehe... :D