A/N: remade. It was too short, too fast-paced, and too stupid. So here you go!

Summary: Remus and Sirius meet up in a closet and have a little fun. I remade it and made it a bit longer...I just realised how much it sucked.

Disclaimer: Unfortunately, Siri' and Rem' aren't mine...I wouldn't MIND them being mine, but...Oh yeah and the song mentioned, Suicide Solution, belongs to Ozzy Osbourne...I wouldn't mind THAT being mine either...

Dedicated: To Lexi. I never woulda known there was a fanfiction.net if not for her...though she doesn't exactly go for slash, I think...

The room was dark. And hot as hellfire. Remus sat in a far corner with only the light of his wand to show him his homework, and sweat poured down his back as if he were sitting on the sun. His cloak he had long since cast aside. His fantasies he had long since nestled deep down in his mind. Carrying out--or indeed, even mentioning--one of these fantasies would blow his reputation all out of shape. Whatever he may have here, his reputation was the most important...besides his marks.

The door creaked slowly open, and a voice that was familiar (and for some reason unexplainable set the butterflies in his stomach in motion) said, "Hey, Moony, why are you sitting in a closet? Oi, it's hot as hell in here." "Sirius?" Remus asked, looking up from his homework. Sirius went inside, clicked on the overhead light, and closed the door. Then he pulled out his wand and sealed the door. "Padfoot?" Moony said, confused. Sirius grinned and didn't reply to his friend. He had a mission on his mind.

He walked the few feet to Remus and cast a Silencing Charm on the closet. He then reached down and took Moony's essay, quill, and ink from him. "Padfoot?" Remus repeated. Sirius dropped to his knees in front of Moony and silenced him in the last possible way anyone would expect--he kissed Remus. Remus was startled into silence. What the hell was Sirius playing at?

Sirius ran his tongue over Remus's bottom lip, causing Remus to open his mouth. Sirius plunged his tongue deep into Remus's mouth, sending warm thrills up and down his partner's spine. He leaned back slightly and pulled Remus down on top of himself. Remus made a small noise deep in his throat like a moan, only muffled by Sirius's kiss. The two boys broke apart, and Sirius grinned. "You okay love?" Remus paused and nodded. Sirius put a hand behind Remus's neck and pulled him down hard for another kiss. Remus sighed softly through Sirius's lips.

Remus squirmed, taking notice now that the room was about fifty degrees hotter and his jeans--which he wore on weekends--were uncomfortably, and painfully, tight. Sirius noticed too...in a completely different way. He slipped a hand between Remus's body and his own, and started to softly rub his inner thighs, causing Remus to break the kiss with a moan.

"Moony," Sirius muttered, "We should leave." "Mm...Ok." Remus panted, out of breath, and sounding disappointed. "Oh, and Moony..." "Uh hm?" "Maybe you'll have a chance to finish your homework now." Remus grinned. "You're absolutely insane, Padfoot." "But that's why you love me." Remus flushed and didn't answer.

Sirius grinned and left, leaving the door open. The cool air from the dormitory flooded in. Remus shivered and stood up, leaving his essay and quill on the floor. He closed the closet door behind him as he left, and laid down on his bed. He clicked on his radio, which was of course magical. His favourite song, Suicice Solution, poured from the speakers, and he buried his face in his pillow. Sirius was so confusing!