In Pallet there was a poor Pikachu
That seriously had to go to the loo.
To her dismay
She had to pay
To go to the toilet and plop her poo.
Pass by Viridian, you might find
A pair of Pokemon about to dine.
Imortalized in stone
Stuck in the loam
To remain there for all time.
In Pewter there lives a man who sells candy.
Not ordinary, rare ones! Indeed, quite dandy.
But if such is your mission
There's only one condition
You must bring him a Sandshrew named Sandy.
In Cerulean a grey Mew plays the harp
The tune lovely, soft and a tad bit sharp
Then he looks to the sky
Sighs a great sigh
That would break even Giovonni's heart.
In Vermilion there lives a man who talks a lot
About the magnificent Rapidash he caught.
Blabbing on and on of this story
(Which gets really quite boring)
About the fine Pokemon he's got.
The Gym Leader in Celadon owns flowers.
But ye should never underestimate their power.
If you do, she'll tell
Her Gloom to make ye smell
So bad ye'll hop in the nearest shower.
There's a poster in Lavender for the Pokeflute
Says it:"This instrument will fetch you a Pokemon cute."
So buy it I did
Played it, and hid
From the Snorlax I summoned. Shoot!
In Saffron there lives
An Abra who hates kids.
Behind them he'd Teleport
And then, with a snort
He'd give the biggest wedgie an Abra can give.
Fushia's famous for that "Safari Zone"
Where lots of rare Pokemon like to roam.
Just when you're about to catch
A very lovely batch
Of Pokemon, Time's up and time to go home.
On Cinnabar the Gym Leader plays with fire
Says he:"I'm so strong" (Dear gods, what a liar!)
But if you have a hard time
Beating him, spend a dime
There's bound to be a water Pokemon for hire.
If Indigo is where you be
If thee is interested, look up to see
In the big blue
There are Doduoes two
In the air and Dodrioes three.
U/N:Indeed. All the cities in Red/Blue/Yellow/Green covered. More positve reviews=more city poems. And yes, the grey Mew is the MSD, err, MSM. Wheee~ o.o
That seriously had to go to the loo.
To her dismay
She had to pay
To go to the toilet and plop her poo.
Pass by Viridian, you might find
A pair of Pokemon about to dine.
Imortalized in stone
Stuck in the loam
To remain there for all time.
In Pewter there lives a man who sells candy.
Not ordinary, rare ones! Indeed, quite dandy.
But if such is your mission
There's only one condition
You must bring him a Sandshrew named Sandy.
In Cerulean a grey Mew plays the harp
The tune lovely, soft and a tad bit sharp
Then he looks to the sky
Sighs a great sigh
That would break even Giovonni's heart.
In Vermilion there lives a man who talks a lot
About the magnificent Rapidash he caught.
Blabbing on and on of this story
(Which gets really quite boring)
About the fine Pokemon he's got.
The Gym Leader in Celadon owns flowers.
But ye should never underestimate their power.
If you do, she'll tell
Her Gloom to make ye smell
So bad ye'll hop in the nearest shower.
There's a poster in Lavender for the Pokeflute
Says it:"This instrument will fetch you a Pokemon cute."
So buy it I did
Played it, and hid
From the Snorlax I summoned. Shoot!
In Saffron there lives
An Abra who hates kids.
Behind them he'd Teleport
And then, with a snort
He'd give the biggest wedgie an Abra can give.
Fushia's famous for that "Safari Zone"
Where lots of rare Pokemon like to roam.
Just when you're about to catch
A very lovely batch
Of Pokemon, Time's up and time to go home.
On Cinnabar the Gym Leader plays with fire
Says he:"I'm so strong" (Dear gods, what a liar!)
But if you have a hard time
Beating him, spend a dime
There's bound to be a water Pokemon for hire.
If Indigo is where you be
If thee is interested, look up to see
In the big blue
There are Doduoes two
In the air and Dodrioes three.
U/N:Indeed. All the cities in Red/Blue/Yellow/Green covered. More positve reviews=more city poems. And yes, the grey Mew is the MSD, err, MSM. Wheee~ o.o