Title: Of All The Rotten Luck

Disclaimers: VD and Matt belong to LJS, Buffy belongs to Joss Whedon.

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"Uh, this isn't what you think it is," the perky blonde holding the stake said brightly.

Matt finally found his voice. "Oh. Good. For a horrible moment there I thought you were going to tell me that there were vampires around here."

"No, no vamps," she said, voice faltering slightly.

"Then what just exploded into a pile of dust when you stabbed it?" Matt asked cynically. He couldn't believe it. In attempting to put Fell's Church behind him, he'd ended up jumping out of the pan and into the fire.

And Sunnydale University had looked so nice in the brochure.