I hope you enjoy this funny story based on the song "If I had $1,000,000" by The Barenaked Ladies (Which I do not own)

If Peeta had $1,000,000 he would buy Katniss' love.

If I had $1,000,000 I'd buy you a house

Even though you already have two houses

And if I had $1,000,000 I'd buy you furniture for your two houses

Maybe a nice rocking chair or an ottoman

And if I had $1,000,000 I'd buy you a composite bow

With a nice zooming scope on it for hunting

If I had $1,000,000

I'd buy your love

If I had $1,000,000

I'd build a tree fort in the woods

If I had $1,000,000

I'd sneak under the fence if I could

If I had $1,000,000

Maybe we could put a little tine fridge in there somewhere

You know, we could just go in there and hang out

Like open the fridge and stuff

And there'd already be foods laid out for us

Like pre wrapped rabbit meat

Mmm, you know, they have pre wrapped rabbit meat

But they don't have pre wrapped groosling leg

Well can you blame them? Yeah

If I had $1,000,000

Well I'd make you a fur coat

But not really because I can't trap animals

And if I had $1,000,000

Well I'd buy you an exotic pet

Like a Trackerjacker or a Jabberjay

And if I had $1,000,000

I'd buy you Cato's remains

Oh that crazy killing machine

And if I had $1,000,000

I'd buy your love

If I had $1,000,000

We'd still have to walk to the store

If I had $1,000,000

But we would wear dress shoes 'cause it costs more

If I had $1,000,000

We wouldn't have to eat tesserae bread

But we would eat tesserae bread

Of course we would, we'd just eat more

And buy really expensive goat cheese

That's right, all the fanciest cheeses, Dijon goat cheese

Mmm, mmm mmm

If I had $1,000,000

I'd buy you new hunting boots

But not real hunting boots just nice boots you could use for hunting

And If I had $1,000,000

Well I'd buy you some art

Actually I would paint you a picture because we can't buy art anywhere

If I had $1,000,000

Well I'd buy you a monkey

Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

One that didn't jump out of the trees to kill you

If I had $1,000,000

I'd buy your love

If I had $1,000,000

If I had $1,000,000

I'd be rich

Or at least more rich than I already am from winning the games

I DONT OWN THE HUNGER GAMES OR BARENAKED LADIES OR THE SONG IF I HAD $1,000,000