Welcome everyone! Kingstriker here presenting his first ever crossover between Thomas and Mario, pretty random, but so have my other Thomas crossovers fics with Sonic and Transformers. Anyways, I've been really wanting to get to this fic already so I'm glad I made it to this one. Now then, this story follow different arcs with one or two chapters in each one. Each arc will be about a different Mario villain doing something on the Island of Sodor and possible failing in whatever evil scheme they plan...we'll see. And so...here are the following Arc titles.
ARC 1: Rail Bombers
ARC 2: Cinder & Shroobs
ARC 3: Nightmare island
ARC 4: Steaming Shells
And that's it, please note that this won't exactly follow the Mario games since all these villains are all still alive. Some characters will most likely be out-of-character for the sake of the story. Also I'm not trying to be part of the whole male or female Birdo thing, Birdo will be female in this. Hope you all enjoy.
Villain Vacation
ARC 1: Rail Bombers
Chapter 1: New Territory
What he thought would be a normal boring day around the Mushroom Kingdom would quickly turn into an interesting adventure away from everyone he knew, well except from one. His dream about apples was interrupted by a familiar voice.
"Yyyooossshhhiiii! YOOHOO!"
"Huh? What?" Yoshi jumped awake.
He then smiled and rubbed his tired eyes when he saw his girlfriend Birdo walking over swaying her hips and winking at him. Yoshi yawned and stood up expecting to get a kiss, but instead, Birdo handed him a letter.
"Hey Birdo, how are you? And what's this?" Yoshi asked.
"I'm doing okay for now darling. As for that, it's a letter I got in the mail, apparently we've been invited to an island vacation, the Island of Sodor to be exact." Birdo explained.
Yoshi was surprised, out of all the places he's ever been to, he's always wanted to check out that island, it was extremely popular. However, he felt this could be some kind of trick, opening the letter and reading, it looked very professional, but the name of the writer was missing.
"But we don't know who wrote this. We could be getting tricked." Yoshi said.
Birdo then pulled something else from behind her back
"If it's a trick, why would they give us this?"
She pulled out $1000 golden coins packed in a small box making Yoshi's eyes nearly bulge out of his sockets. Maybe this wouldn't be so bad after all.
"I guess we're going then, it would be nice to get away for once. But at some point we do need to figure out where this came from." Yoshi said.
"YAY! OH I KNEW YOU'D AGREE!" Birdo hugged him.
"Yeah, yeah you got me. Now let's going before the others come for us." Yoshi said.
"Sweet! I'll go pack!" Birdo ran off.
Meanwhile at Bowser's castle, another strange invitation had reached two other people. For the first time in awhile, this was a day Bowser didn't plan to steal Peach, instead he was in bed with a headache. Two of his henchmen, Boom Boom and Pom Pom were in their room, Boom lying in bed, Pom brushing her hair.
"Ugh...I wish he'd cut all that snoring out." Pom rolled her eyes.
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!" Boom continued to snore.
Just then Kamek came running in holding an envelope.
"Hey you two, some strange envelope's arrived, I thought for sure they'd be for Lord Bowser, but I was wrong, this one is for you." Kamek explained.
"Huh, our first mail since...ever." Pom shrugged.
She took the letter and began to read it while Kamek watched rather intensely, completely ignoring how uncomfortable he was making her. When she finished reading her eyes widened.
"OH MY GOD!" She screamed.
Her scream awoke Boom who fell out of his bed and landed on his head. He groaned and got up.
"What's the big idea?" Boom stormed over.
"You've heard of this island?" Pom asked.
Reading the letter for himself, his own eyes widened.
"The Island of Sodor? Woah, how did we get this?" Boom asked.
"It came literally out of nowhere, don't know who wrote it." Kamek shrugged.
"That's a little suspicious don't ya think. We can't trust this." Boom said.
"Oh come on, this may be our only chance to do something that's not terrorizing those annoying plumbers." Pom said.
"Ugh...you got a point. Fine, but the minute I find it's a trick, I'm out!" Boom said.
"YES!"
"I won't tell Lord Bowser a thing." Kamek shook his head.
"Good."
Far away on the Island Of Sodor, many of the engines were hard at work around the island. This week was going to a special one, there was to be a week-long fair event and all of the kids were gonna be there. Sir Topham Hatt was determined to make sure everything went right and there was no confusion and delay. At the engine sheds, STH arrived to tell some of the engines their jobs.
"Morning engines, as you all are aware, this week is fair-week I expect you all to get all of your jobs done on time." Sir Topham Hatt said.
"Yes sir!" All 7 engines said at once.
"Gordon, Thomas, James and Emily, your coaches are waiting. Edward, Henry and Percy you have some goods work to do." STH ordered.
All the engines whistled and decided to get to work. Later on at Knapford Station, Thomas and Emily were talking about the fair, they were really excited.
"We haven't had one of these events in a long time." Thomas said.
"I know, I know the children are gonna love it." Emily said.
"Hmm...
"What's up?"
"Oh nevermind, I just sense...something off."
"Like what?"
They were interrupted by Gordon who pulled in with the express.
"Out of the way you two, the express cannot wait." Gordon said stopping next to Emily.
Thomas and Emily rolled their eyes.
"You and that express, honestly, all that boasting is gonna come back to bite ya one day." Thomas warned.
Before Gordon could respond, Thomas was already racing away with Annie and Clarabel laughing.
"Oh, hmph." Gordon couldn't say anything.
"He's right you know." Emily said.
Emily left leaving Gordon alone waiting as the passengers boarded. Having arrived to the island rather quickly, Yoshi and Birdo were making their way towards the express.
"Oh I can't believe we got here, that didn't take long." Birdo said.
"Yeah, but so far this place is looking great. It was nice for that guy to give us a map." Yoshi examined it.
"Ooh, we got to go to the beach! I hear it's so big." Birdo jumped.
"Okay okay calm down."
"DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!"
Birdo covered her mouth when she realized she had attracted several others who were staring at them. Yoshi had stepped away and closer to the express, thankfully Gordon broke the silence.
"Get in quickly please." Gordon whistled.
The passengers continued to get on and an embarrassed Birdo raced inside to find Yoshi pouting in the back. Birdo rubbed the back of her head.
"I'm so sorry about that, you're right I do need to calm down." Birdo said.
Yoshi rolled his eyes and looked down.
"Can you ever forgive little ol' me?" Birdo said innocently.
Yoshi tried to resist Birdo's act of batting her eye-lids...no success.
"Fine."
He scooted over so Birdo could sit next to him, he began to examine the map again as Gordon took off. The two watched as parts of the island passed by the windows, they admired the grassy plains, the other engines and clear sky.
"Wow...we picked a perfect day to do this." Birdo said.
"I know...I'm impressed, better than being around the castle or something." Yoshi sunk in his seat.
"You thing any others got letters like we did?"
"It's possible, only time will tell."
Gordon passed through Elsbridge Station where Thomas was just about to arrive. Standing on the platform were Boom Boom and Pom Pom who were arguing over the map they have gotten. Other people on the platform thought it was very funny.
"GIVE IT!" Pom Pom snarled.
"NO! IT'S MINE! GET YOUR OWN!" Boom Boom said.
"NO! I WANT IT!"
"GET AWAY!"
The two were close to fist-fighting when they saw Thomas approaching and they straightened up wanting to make a good first impression...though they weren't exactly here to be nice to everyone.
"We can't blow this." Boom whispered.
"No shit." Pom Pom whispered angrily.
Thomas whistled and stopped to let them in. The others passengers continued to laugh at them angering the two who looked up at the humans. They were only half the humans' sizes...but bigger than the kids.
"QUIT LAUGHING!"
"YOU ALL WANT SOME OF THIS?"
The humans backed off and the two smirked at each other before walking proudly into Annie. Thomas, Annie and Clarabel said nothing deciding to stay out of it.
"Oh dear." Thomas thought.
Once everyone was in he took off, the passengers staying to themselves as Boom and Pom sat in the back staring out the windows, Pom of course took her chance to snatch the map away, much to Boom's annoyance.
"Where are we even going to go first, this place is enormous." Boom said.
"Maybe the seaside, I could go for a swim, luckily I haven't eaten yet." Pom said.
"Yeah I guess, I still think other people got that invitation."
"So? We probably won't even see them."
"Wanna bet?"
Surprisingly, when Gordon had to stop at a red signal and Thomas passed him, neither the good or bad pair noticed each other. Awhile later, Gordon had stopped by the Seaside of Tidmouth Beach where Yoshi and Birdo got off and Gordon left to drop off the rest of his passengers. They were the only ones there at the time.
"Ah finally the beach, I can't wait to go for a swim." Birdo clenched her fists eagerly.
"You go on ahead, I can get our beach stuff ready." Yoshi said.
"Fine, but hurry up!"
Yoshi began to set up the towels and beach chairs while listening to music from the radio that sat nearby. He had not noticed Thomas stopping nearby to let off two other certain people. As Thomas left, Yoshi looked and waved to him already knowing who he was.
"Hi Thomas!" Yoshi yelled.
Thomas whistled back in greeting before he was gone.
"Huh, that was nice to see him in person." Yoshi said.
A few minutes later he was cleaning off his surfboard when a large beach ball hit him from behind, of course it didn't hurt, but it made him jump.
"Huh? Who's is that?" Yoshi wondered.
"I'LL GET IT!" Came a voice.
Yoshi looked towards where the voice came from and his eyes widened when he saw who it came from. Boom Boom came into view looking around for his ball when he saw Yoshi, the two stared at each other in shock and confusion.
"YOU?" They both pointed out.
Meanwhile Birdo was still swimming around as there were no perfect waves to surf on yet, and she was annoyed that Yoshi was taking forever.
"Ugh, where is that slowpoke?" Birdo wondered.
She decided to exit the water to find him when a boomerang clocked her in the back of the head.
"OW! WHAT THE HELL? Birdo shrieked.
Birdo grabbed the boomerang and was about to snap it when she began to recognize it, the familiar pink bow tied on it.
"Wait what is-"
"Huh, didn't expect to hit anything, not even someone." Came a voice.
Birdo turned around to see Pom Pom storming over to her, clearly not happy to see her or see someone holding what's rightfully hers.
"Pom Pom? What are you doing here?" Birdo asked.
"I should be asking you that, but I can care less. Just give back my boomerang and I'll walk away." Pom Pom said.
She held out a clawed hand gesturing Birdo to give it back. But Birdo tightened her own clawed hand grip on it.
"Not after you hit me like that." Birdo growled.
"WHAT?"
"YOU HEARD ME!"
Pom Pom never liked getting very angry since her brother and many others knew she could easily lose her temper, but so could Birdo on occasion. Pom got in Birdo's face, or as much as she could with Birdo's big nose.
"Girl you really don't wanna fight me over this." Pom warned.
"Sweetie I'll knock your ass out." Birdo promised.
"Is that so?"
"Big time."
Playing dirty, Pom smacked Birdo in her snout making her lose her grip on the boomerang, Pom snatched before kicking Birdo on the sand.
"I know you didn't come alone, surely you brought your lover boy Yoshi with ya, I'll take care of him next." Pom threatened.
Birdo got up cracking her knuckles and straightening her big ring.
"Not before I rip your hair out then pummel your crazy brother." Birdo said.
"WHY YOU-"
The two pounced at each other, meanwhile, it turns out Yoshi and Boom Boom were not fighting, instead were chatting about the mysterious letter.
"We have to know the person who did it." Yoshi said.
"I don't know, maybe it's a trick by Peach." Boom said.
"Nah, she's not that crazy. Besides even she would want to come here, not just send us, plus she wouldn't send you two."
"True...so uh...it's just you and Birdo?"
"Yeah, and it's just you and Pom Pom?"
"Yep, where are they anyways?"
"I was just going to go find them before I found you. Just to clarify, no fighting right? I mean I just want to enjoy this vacation." Yoshi said.
"Same here, I got no quarrel with you. Truce?"
"Truce."
"Now let's go find-"
The boys jump when they hear a brawl with female grunts nearby.
"Ah shit." The groaned.
The boys return to Yoshi's setup to see Birdo and Pom brawling in a typical cartoon dustcloud fight. The boys stood there trying to figure out whether to stop them or just watch. Before they could decide, Birdo's ring and Pom Pom's boomerang came flying out of the cloud and landed in their hands, however it was the opposite of what each got, Yoshi with the boomerang and Boom Boom with the ring. The girls stopped fighting abruptly and looked in anger at the boys.
"HEY! YOUR BOYFRIEND TOOK MY BOOMERANG!"
"WELL YOUR BROTHER TOOK MY RING!"
"GET THEM!"
Yoshi and Boom Boom screamed in horror when the girls lunged at them starting another bigger dustcloud fight. However after a few seconds of possibly getting their butts savagely kicked, Yoshi and Boom Boom simply walk right out of the cloud uninjured and sneak off leaving the ring and boomerang behind. They raced away further down the beach and stopped behind a large rock.
"Phew, that was close. How did we escape that?" Yoshi asked.
"Better not to wonder, hey what's that?" Boom Boom pointed out.
They could see a bob-omb walking around the sand alone, but then 4 more came around a corner, then 10, then 20!
"WHAT?" Yoshi gasped.
Then they heard heavy footsteps coming from behind them, turning around they see none other than King Bomb-omb looking down on them.
"I say gentlemen, would you mind telling me if this is the Island of Sodor?" King Bomb-omb asked.
"Uh...yes..." Boom Boom said nervously.
Yoshi nudged him hard.
"Damn it Boom Boom."
"Ah yes indeed, good. I knew this letter wasn't fake after all." King Bomb-omb said pulling it out.
"What letter?" Yoshi asked.
"This invitation for a vacation on this island, how could I pass this up? I can take this chance to takeover this whole island, it'll be easy!" He evilly laughed.
Yoshi and Boom Boom looked at each other and gulped.
"Welp...this is gonna be interesting."
To be continued...
