Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach...nor Diablo II.
Poem for Lord Kenpachi
The Lord of Destruction seizes the night
Kenpachi, on his black throne, rules with might
Eyes of dragon, fury of phoenix
Blazing terror plagues the world.
"How do you like my poem?" Ichigo asked, eyes shining like glittering dust.
"What the heck are you doing, orange head, why don't you write some poems for Rukia instead? This is embarrassing." Zaraki snatched the poem from Ichigo's hand and crumbled it so strongly it evaporated into thin air.
"That'd be even stupider, 'cause she would just make me write more."