I do believe its blatantly evident i don't own twilight.

"That's Edward and Emmet Cullen, and Rosalie and Jasper Hale. The one that just left was Alice Cullen; they all live together with Dr. Cullen and his wife." She said all this under her breath.

"Really, the Cullen's aren't that attractive. I like my Men Tanned."

I glanced behind me, but the huge room was empty now.

"Where did they go?"

"Very subtly giving us some privacy, I suppose."

"Sorry Edward, I was just using you to get to Rosalie."

"What's your favourite colour?" he asked his face grave.

I rolled my eyes.

"Black, like the depth and darkness of my soul."

"They don't understand why I can't leave you alone." I grimaced.

"I do. This magnet has been stuck to my back since the plane from phoenix."

And what was my other choice- to cut him out of my life? Intolerable. Besides, since I'd come to forks, it really seemed like my life was about him.

It was then I decided to check myself into rehab.

"Grizzly is Emmett's favourite." His voice was still off-hand, but his eyes were scrutinising my reaction.

"Mine too."

Everyone watched us as we walked together to our lab table.

"What? Haven't you ever seen two albinos's walking?"

And then, as the room went back, I was suddenly hyper aware that Edward was sitting less then an inch from me. I was stunned by the unexpected electricity that flowed through me…

"Hey! Which punk rubbed a balloon in my hair?"

"What kind of car is that?"

"An M3"

"I don't speak Car and Driver"

"It's A BMW"

"Christo! Quick, he's speaking in tongues! Someone perform an anti exorcism!"

"His questions were different now, though, not as easily answered. He wanted to know what I missed about home, insisting on descriptions of anything he wasn't familiar with.

It was about the time he started asking about the feeling of a gynaecology examination and whether pink lip liner or plum was better for accentuating hat I realised maybe there was a reason he was still single.

"He jumped from great heights" Edward told me, his voice impassive. "He tried to drown himself in the ocean… but he was young to the new life and very strong."

"Darn! You mean to tell me he lived? And I was just about to ask him for tips, too."

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