Disclaimer: i do not own twilight or max ride JP and SM do. also any thing but the plot, myself, the cat, my alice, and fangs dairy i own!the rest i dont own this is the disclaimer for the whole story and my mom is singing to her 1 foot dog...
pyro: HELLO AND WELCOME TO MY MAXIMUM RIDE/TWILIGHT KIDNAP/ TALK SHOW THINGY! AND I NEED A CO-HOST! NOW MAXIMUM RIDE PEOPLE! IGGY! I NEED THE FLOCK AND ARI AND DYLAN IN HERE STAT!
Iggy:sure haze
pyro: oh and Alex gave FF up so i took her place-sniffel- so its me and alice... my alice not twilights!
-Maximum ride cast poof in-
Max:WHAT THE FNICK!
Fang:...fnick... really Max FNICK!
Angel: be nice to Max, Fang!
Gazzy: -is staring at nudge-
Nudge: WILL SOMEONE GET ME SOME FREAKING CLOTHES IM IN A TOWEL! GAZZY STOP STARING!
pyro:sorry nudge! -hands nudge some clothes-
nudge: thank you!
Ari: Why am i here?
Dylan: i thought you hated me
pyro: my friend Leah -not twilights- covinced me that your better for Max...but im 50/50 DAX/FAX
Ari: and i repeat why am i here?
Pyro: cause this is also a match makeing thingy!
Ari: I'M SEVEN!
pyro:so? im 15!
fang:so am i!
pyro: were twins moron!
iggy: you forgot the disclamer(sp?)
pyro: its up there yo!
iggy:...yo...?
pyro:IGGY GET THE TWILIGHT CAST IN HERE STAT!
iggy: geez im right here! no need to yell...
-Twilight cast appear-
Jasper: WTFH?
Bella: what the fuck i-
Rosalie: I WAS DOING MY HAIR!
Edward: love are you ok?
Rosalie: -lunges at pyro-
pyro: -unfurls wings and flys up, and away from rosalie-
Nudge: OMG OMG OMG SHE HAS WINGS TOO!
Gazzy: NO! really Nudge? shes just been Fangs twin sence...um i dunno FOREVER!
pyro: ALL OF YOU SIT THE HELL DOWN AND SHUT UP!
-Both casts do what she says-
pyro: good! now were going to start with the tortureing! and were gonna start with
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...JASPER WIHITLOCK HALE CULLEN!
Jasper: why me?
pyro: cause your my fav twilight person!
Jasper: yay?
pyro: on with the tourture! -grabs jaspers confederate flag and holds a lighter to it-
Jasper: NO ITS A ATHENTIC(SP?) FLAG!
Pyro: to the emo corner!
Jasper: im not emo!
pyro: mhm...Alice
Alice: yeah hes emo i saw him trying to cut himself once...
jasper: it was a dare... -sulks to emo corner-
THATS ALL FER NOW!
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