Shinju: You may notice, but I put myself and my friends in a ton of fics. And so, I've
gone and done it again. Meet the helper of the fic
Moriko: HIO! hugs random tree
Shinju: Kay then...
Yuki: sweatdrop
Kyo: Stupid treehugger
Shinju: And now, the special guest of the fic! Momiji!
Momiji: ShinjuJaganshi doesn't own Fruits Basket or Kyo or Yuki or me. But she does
own Yukari and Yukiri.

"Kyo-kun, how was school today?" asked Tohru as the three walked home from school. As usual, Yuki was quiet, Tohru was smiling, and Kyo was angry. A totally normal day, or so they thought. They thought wrong.
"It was okay. Could have been better." mumbled Kyo. Tohru was a bit, no, really surprised that he didn't complain or make a smart remark. They neared the bus stop.
"Miss Honda, we need to take the bus today to Shigure's, remember?" said Yuki, causing Tobru to nod and smile harder. They sat down on the bench, waiting. Really there was no reason to take the bus, Shigure just wanted them to. Soon, two girls wearing casual clothes, something rare to see on a school day, walked by and stood in front of them. The girls were totally identical, there could be no doubt that they were twins. They had the same red brown hair, and the same eyes. Or so it appeared. On closer inspection, one could see that one had one black eye and one green eye, while the other had one black eye and one gray eye. One had her hair cut short, with one long braid down the front, while the other had her hair in a long, thick ponytail. They both wore a strange kind of tooth on a necklace. The one with the ponytail wore a loose purple shirt with sleeves that only reached the middle of her arms, and baggy brown pants with pink straps that dangled from rings in the front and hooked onto her back pockets. She also wore plain

white sneakers. The girl with the braid wore a cream colored shirt that had two red straps that made an X across her chest and hooked over the shoulders. The sleeves were almost longer then her arms, and the same red color was around them and the bottom of the shirt. She wore tight, gymnast style black capri's, flip-flops, and a blue and pink beaded bracelet around her ankle. As soon as they stopped moving, they started arguing loudly. Well, the one with the ponytail was loud. The other one looked scared.
"We can't be having BOYS over Yukari!" snapped the ponytail girl. Yukari looked nervous.
"But Yukiri, we need them over for our project, or else we'll fail!" said Yukari, edging backwards. The three bystanders followed the action silently.
"Then we will fail magnificently!" said Yukiri dramatically. But after seeing that Yukari looked like she was about to cry, she stopped dead in what she was about to say. Instead, she whirled around to the three watchers.
"And what are you looking at? You creepy people! I bet you just LOVE watching sisters fighting, I'll bet that it's your bloody HOBBY!" shrieked Yukiri, in a tone that could have made the largest army of evil and heartless murderers stop dead in their tracks and be ashamed of themselves.
Needless to say, this tone did not affect Kyo.
"You're just mad because YOU made her sad, AREN'T you. . .wimp?" taunted Kyo, glaring full force at Yukiri. They locked Satanic Glare for Satanic Glare, waiting for the other to give way under the pressure. Tobru and Yuki watched, amused, but Yukari seemed to be worried. Soon, they were both increasing the pressure of the glares, until the Satanic Glare became the Super Ultra Mega Evil Satanic Glare of DOOM. Nothing happened.
"I wonder how long they'll keep this up?" wondered Yuki.
"I hope nobody gets hurt." chimed Tohru and Yukari at the same time. They looked at each other and grinned. Then, as though she had remembered something, Yukari looked down again.
"So, you want a fight huh?" snarled Kyo, internally grinning at how he could beat this girl, and then Yuki (read: be completely annihilated by Yuki. . . again)
"Suits me.. .baka." grinned Yukiri. Kyo clenched his fists at that remark.

"Yukiri! We just got settled in! I don't wanna move! Please don't be stupid and get in another fight!" begged Yukari, running at her twin. Yukiri seemed to pause, then shook her head.
"Don't worry! I'll barely have to touch this loser! He looks really weak!" laughed Yukiri. Yukari didn't look at all convinced, but moved further back. Yukiri took a step towards Kyo.
"Ready to lose?" she laughed. Kyo shook in fury. She took another step.. .and tripped...
Onto Yuki.
Tobru winced and shut her eyes, Kyo just looked away. But as he did so, he could see Yukari looking absolutely mortified. He wondered why. Then, he turned back, ready for the screams of shock and horror. He blinked once, then twice, and then rubbed his eyes to make sure it wasn't a trick. Tobru looked on in shock and confusion. Yukari just stared.
Why you ask? Why are they confused? Because my dear readers...
Nothing. . . happened.
That's right. No POOF, no smoke, no terrified girl screaming her head off because Yuki had turned into a rat. No rat even.
Like I said, not a normal day at all.
Yukiri, who was sprawled across Yuki's lap, winced and slowly looked up, to see Yuki's confused face looking back at her. She looked at her hand, then at him again. Then she hugged him tightly.
Let's take a peek in Yuki's mind shall we?
What...what is going on? This girl... is hugging me, andl'm...still...human. What the heck is going on here? Is she part of the Zodiac? She's obviously female...oh no, don't go down that path...she is hot though...no! Snap out of it me! Okay, so she's a girl, not a cross dresser, so that must be it. But why haven t I met her yet? I know all the members of the Zodiac, so what is she? A really hot girl.., no!
Right then. Back to the current situation...
Yukiri pulled back, sinking back onto Yuki's lap, appearing to be thinking for a minute. Then, she leapt up and pointed at Yuki, her finger trembling, her face furious.

She had, it seemed, figured out the ultimate reason that nothing had happened. She opened her mouth to give her highly logical answer.
"CROSS DRESSER!"

Shinju: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Moriko: poor Yuki.
Shinju: Now, whoever can guess who Moriko is and who I am in this story, get the third
chapter early!
Moriko: YAY!