Something different from me now. Loosely inspired by the amazing stories of Americalovesthecockpit on AO3, mixed with anime references, so many crossovers it's ridiculous, unnecessary cursing, bad jokes, gayness, and a good dash of crack every there and there. Oh, and my little touch.

Let me know if you like this! And also, give me a better name than Nagisa's Storytime. It's lame...

Nagisa's Storytime, Chapter 1

Hi!

I'm Nagisa Hazuki. But I don't think I need to give you an introduction and everything, because you probably know too much about me already. I mean, if you don't, there's a wiki page about me. A fucking wiki page, of me! You have any idea how creepily detailed it is, too?

Anyway, if you really didn't know, I study at Iwatobi. A lot of shit happens there, compared to a real high school. Why? Because it weirdly attracts anime protagonists, and boy are main characters way, way cooler than your normal, lazily animated schoolgirl/boy.

Speaking of main characters, guess who's the main character now? That's right, I am! Hear that, Haru-chan? I AM THE STAR OF THE SHOW NOW!

Anyways, I'm getting sidetracked here.

It was a really nice day. It usually is in anime, unless one of the characters is sad, but yeah. Clear sky, the sun was shining, birds singing. It was a pretty nice morning, overall. I was going to school, obviously, and with Rei. But then, as we arrived, my jaw dropped.

The entire school parking lot was full of buses. They were big, black, hard and shiny, and full of people. I shot Ren a questioning look, since I really had no idea what was going on. But because I was now interested, I wanted to find out what the hell was happening, and why was the main character of the story not informed!

So, I ran to some people to ask about it. The first thing I noticed was that most of them had weird hair. Like, I saw at least one guy with a blonde ponytail and another with spiky orange hair. That's when I first thought that these people could be a bit special.

"Excuse me, are you lost?" A polite voice asked next to me. I turned to look to my left and sure enough, there was this guy with black hair and glasses. I knew he was smart because only smart people wear glasses in anime, and thought that he could probably give me some answers.

"Nope! I study here. I was just confused about these buses. What the commotion?" I asked, looking around me to see more weird haircuts. "All around you are main characters from other anime. You see, due to the forces of the plot, many, many characters have been forced to stay here in Iwatobi for a month or two. I'm here to supervise this, since the Ootori Group can make a fortune by providing transportation here." Glasses guy said to me, and made some notes to his notebook.

"Uh, thanks?" I said, running off again to explain all of this to Rei.

During the day, this proved to be the case.

The school had apparently been totally cleared of those basic, undeveloped students to make room for only the main characters. I noticed this when the seat next to me, usually occupied by Generic Schoolgirl #147, was instead occupied by this other girl. She was younger than me, which made me question how we were taking the same classes. Her hair was a bit more blonde than blonde, almost kinda white. She had this impossibly short miniskirt, made of red and black plaid. I didn't ask her name though, because she had this fucking terrifying scythe with her, and I really didn't want to mess with that.

"Alright everyone, settle down!" The teacher yelled, and I sat down obediently. I mean I wouldn't have gone so easy on him, but he had this screw going through his head which was also terrifying. So, I chose just to listen to what he had to say.

"Welcome to biology everyone! I'm your new teacher, Mr. Stein. I'd like to-" He started talking, but was cut off by the announcement system. "Good morning. This is your headmaster, Roy Mustang, speaking. As many of you have already heard by now, new students have enrolled into Iwatobi. We all come from different stories and worlds, but I know all of us can get along for the next month or so. I know this is an unusual turn of events, but the plot needs this, so we're just gonna have to make do. Enjoy your stay at Iwatobi!"

Weird. I swear our headmaster was a woman before...

After that, we had a class of biology. I won't go into details, because biology is boring as hell, and because I probably fell asleep at some point. Anyway, as I met with Rei, Haru and Makoto at the swimming club pool, I noticed a few extra faces. "Rin!" I yelled and made my way to him. He looked pissed, as usual, but I'm pretty sure he was still kinda happy. He wasn't there alone, though. He had Nitori and Sosuke with him, along with Momo. "Hello." Rin answered, but not looking at me, but Haru. It was super rude! I'm the main character, not Haru!

"Looks like this craziness has brought you here as well." Haru-chan said, opening his packed lunch. Rin sighed in agreement and everyone sat down to eat, next to the pool, so our feet were in the water.

And we ate. Nothing special, just ate. I had my usual sweet bread with marmalade and all that, and the hardcore swimmers had their balanced, healthy meals. They were such show-offs!

But I had the last laugh anyway, because my lunch had obviously tasted the best. We then chatted about the people we'd seen, and all the weird stuff that was already happening. Because, you see, when hundreds of main characters are put into an area, they always create interesting plots and actually meaningful stuff. Because, unlike those side bitches, they actually have personalities! Ouch, you're gonna need some water for that burn, Generic Schoolgirl #147!

So, when the day was coming to a close, there were already friendships forming, along with rivalries. There had apparently even been a fight already. I couldn't find anyone to tell me about it, though.

The swimming club training was also a blast, since Rin and the others were now there. We swam and did a lot of exercises, it was really a good workout. I just think I saw a few girls (and a few boys too) at the corner of my eye, staring. They were probably there for the show, and how could I blame them? We had main character-class bodies, anyway. And it boosted my ego. You see, it's tough to be the main-est of the main characters with so much competition. I had to be cool, cooler than anyone else so I wouldn't lose my title.

Then, I headed home to do all sorts of stuff like doing homework and doing chores and doing Rei.

But I think it's high time you press next chapter, so that we get to an actual story from this prologue.