Yes, a severely belated Christmas special.
The Night Duncan Went Crazy
Parody of "Night Santa Went Crazy" By Weird Al
Down in the cabins, all the teens were sleepin' in
All those Bass boys, and Screaming Gopher girls.
When the punk busted in,
He nearly scared 'em half to death.
Had a rifle in his hands, and Chef's whisky on his breath.
From his Mohawk to his shoes, he was covered with ammo
Like a mean, thin, drunk, disgruntled, teenage Rambo.
And he smiled as he said, with a wink to Courtney,
"Good Morning to all, now you're all gonna DIE!"
The night, Duncan went crazy
The night, that punk went insane.
Realized, Chris gave him a raw deal,
Something finally must've snapped in his brain.
Well the Mess Hall is gone now, he decided to bomb it.
Everywhere you'll find pieces, of Chris and Chef Hatchet.
And he tied up to Gophers, and he held the Bass hostage,
And he ground up poor Harold into, nerdy sausage!
He got Katie and Sadie, with an old German Luger,
And he slashed up Heather just like Freddy Krueger!
And he picked up a flamethrower, and he barbecued Bridgette.
He took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"
The night, Duncan went crazy
The night that crook just went nuts!
Now you can't hardly walk around, Wawanakwa,
Without stepping in teenager guts.
There's the RCMP and the CSI.
There's a van from Chris's film crew, and a helicopter circlin' round in the sky.
And the bullets are flyin', the body counts rising, everyone's dying to know.
Oh, Duncan, why? My, my, my, my, my.
I mean, you used to be a pretty jolly guy.
East Quebec, now Duncan's doin' time,
In a federal prison, for his infamous crime.
Hey, little friend, now.
Don't you cry no more tears.
He'll be out with good behavior, in 74 more years!
But now DJ's in therapy!
And Owen's still nervous!
The interns all got jobs, workin' for the postal service.
And they say, Courtney, she's on the phone every night,
With a lawyer, negotiatin' the movie rights!
They'll talk about-
The night Duncan went crazy,
The night the D-Man flipped.
Broke his back for some, stupid ratings!
Sounds to me, like he was mostly gunin' for Chris.
Oh, Ho!
The night, Duncan went crazy!
The night, that punk went insane!
Realized, Chris gave him a raw deal!
Something finally musta' snapped in his brain!
Whoa, oh!
Somethin' finally musta snapped,
In his brain.
Tell, ya!
Somethin' finally musta snapped,
In his brain.
Well, I've had this idea bouncin' around in my head since Christmas. Figured I'd take a break from my story, One Super Summer(check it out) and indulge my comedic side. XD