Title: "Cheesecake or Beefcake?"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: R for nudity
Summary: Blanche Devereaux was spending a rare quiet night alone in her bedroom when her door was flung open and a naked man raced in.
Warnings: Slash
Challenge: This is a fic for the ForeverInDisney December '08 monthly challenge, using the character Coco and the word "nipple".
Disclaimer: Blanche Devereaux, Coco, and the Golden Girls are © & TM their respective owners, not the author, and are used without permission. Everything else is © & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.

Blanche Devereaux was spending a rare quiet night alone in her bedroom when her door was flung open and a naked man raced in. "Everything's ruined!" he cried, throwing up his shaking hands in defeat. "The crepe's burned, and my ribbons won't stay on! He's late! He's probably not even coming, and -- "

The doorbell rang, cutting off Coco's frantic speech in mid-cry. His eyes grew even larger in terror. "Oh no! It's him! It's him! What am I going to do?!"

Blanche rose with grace to befit a Queen and closed the distance between them. Her fingers brushed his left nipple lightly as she grasped his ribbons and straightened them. He trembled underneath her touch, but she knew it had nothing to do with excitement and everything to do with his destroyed nerves.

She smiled warmly at him with her best smile, the one that was known for making straight men's knees turn to jelly and pouring courage into her best friend. "He's not here for the crepe, Coco; he's here for you. That coconut and the triple chocolate cheesecake you baked haven't been touched, and there's plenty of candies and leftovers in the fridge."

She grasped his lower ribbon, straightened it, and pulled it just a teeny bit tighter. She took him by the shoulders, turned him around, and gave him a gentle push. "Now go be a good, little gay cook and feed your man. I expect you to fill both his hungers completely and not to show up for breakfast. Blanche Devereaux doesn't spend a night alone in her own home for just anybody!"

Blanche sent Coco on his way with a light slap on his bare cheek and then turned back to the cheesecake sampler he had made for her with a wistful sigh. Oh, to be young and in love again!

She confidently pushed that thought away. She was still young and beautiful! There was plenty of time for her own romance. It wouldn't hurt to give Coco just this one night to be King of his castle, and she got the best cheesecake in the world out of it! She grinned as she popped a bite into her mouth and savored its delicious texture. Yes, it was indeed a very worthy trade!

The End