I go up to Hera and say 'Yo what's cracken?'
Hera- what in the name of me did you say?
Me- What's up my home dog?
Hera- I am not a dog!
Me- What up my homie?
Hera-What's a homie? I am not homeless I live on Olympus
Me- You are a dog yeah I went there.
Hera- I hope you have a painful death.
Me- Thanks for coming queen of heavens... home dog
Now I go to Aphrodite;
Aphrodite- Hello. Gods I did a good job with your toga
Me- Is that a pimple?
Aphrodite-
Aphrodite runs away.
I go to Ares.
Me- Hey your pimpley girlfriend is screaming. I think you should help her.
Ares runs off. I go to Heaphstus.
Me- Ares is with Aphrodite again. Got your camera?
Heapstus has a camera in his hand.
Heapstus- Always do.
Heapstus stalks off. I go to Athena.
Athena- Hello Thalia (Yes this is Thalia) how are you tonight?
Me- I have to tell you something lady Athena. Annabeth is knocked up with twins and their Percy's!
Athena- WHAT! I'M GONNA KILL THAT FISH!
Me- Go ahead.
Athena vanished. I go to Dionsyus.
Me- no wine for you.
Dionsyus-
I go to Artemis
Me- I'm so sorrry that I hate your hunters.
I go to Apollo
Me- Okay I said the deal to Artemis can I have my money now?
Apollo- It's already on your bed.
I go to Zeus.
Me- Daddyyyyyyyyyyy!
Zeus- Son!
Me- I'm a girl you idiot,
Zeus- I hope you die painfully
I smile and walk to Poseidon.
Me- Athena is going to kill your son.
Poseidon- Why?
Me- I told Athena Annabeth is knocked up with Percy's twins babies
Posidon- Okay.
I walk to Demeter
Me- I hate what you did to the garden.
Demeter- Your welcome Thalia. I hate that you hated my garden.
I smile and walk to Hades.
Me- Hey daddy in law
Hades- Why hello daughter in law.
Me- How are you?
Hades- Happy for you two.
Nico comes along.
Nico- Hey Miss Nico Di Angerlo
Me- Hey Nico.
Hades- Can I have a hug?
I give him a hug. Gods and Goddess stare at me.
Ares, Aphrodite, Artemis, Apollo, Heaphsuts, Hera, Athena, Demeter, Zeus, Poseidon and Dionsyus- WHAT THE HADES?
Me- I love Hades unlike you people.
Everyone vanishes,
Nico- Well done Thalia. Our plan worked well.
Me- Thanks.
Hades Must be going now.
Hades vanishish.