AN: I OWN NOTHING OF THE BATMAN FRANCHISE!
Me: Looka-here, another one of them there stories fer Erica :ZD
Arya: What the hell, man?

Ajihad: I like it :)
Me: Shank you ^^
Annabeth: Enjoy!
Athena: Review!

Hot:

Ah, Ah, Ah,
You're so good to me, baby, baby.

She looked at him as he worked at his table, drawing intricate diagrams of bombs and ways to murder the nuisance that was the Bat. She huffed a sigh of annoyance that he was ignoring her. Who did he think he fucking was? Just because he was the fucking Joker didn't fucking mean he could ignore her. Standing she walked over to him. When he still refused to notice her, she stabbed her pencil down into the desk and straight through the diagram he had been working on. Annoyed, he lifted his gaze to her.

I wanna lock you up in my closet when no one's around,
I wanna put your hand in my pocket because you're allowed.
I wanna drive you into the corner and kiss you without a sound,
I wanna stay this was forever; I'll say it loud.

"Can I help you, Erica?" He asked in his thick voice. She snarled and began to walk away. Immediately he stood and forcefully grabbed a hold of her shoulders. "I asked if I could help you." He said darkly. Instantly she turned and scowled, digging her nails into his hand when she grabbed it off of her shoulder.

"No. You. May. Not." She simply snarled ay him.

Now you're in, and you can't get out.
You make me so hot,
You make me wanna drop.
It's so ridiculous,
I can barely stop.

Growling he put his free hand to her throat. "How many times," he paused to lick the twisted scars of his mouth, "have I told you not to bother me while I'M WORKING!" He yelled into her face. Her eyes hardened with his and she kicked him as he slammed her to the floor. She stood up and punched him in the face.

"And how many times have I told you not to be a fucking asshole."

I can hardly breathe,
You make me wanna scream.
You're so fabulous,
You're so good to me, baby, baby.
You're so good to me, baby, baby.

Now he was angry. Licking his lips he looked at her with wild eyes. "Now you've done it, sweetheart." He punched her in the stomach and she doubled over. Angry, she dove at his legs and knocked him over, slashing his cheek with her nails.

I can make you feel all better, just take it in,
And I can show you all the places that you've never been.
And I make you say everything that you've never said,
And I will let you do anything, again and again.

Pissed he shoved her off and gave her swift kick to the face while she was down. Her nose began to bleed and she swore loudly. He began walking back to his desk when she staggered to her feet and tackled him to the floor, throwing as many punches as she could at his face.

Now you're in, you can't get out.
Kiss me gently, always I know,
Hold me, love me.
Don't ever go.

Finally, the punches stopped and she was left straddling him and breathing heavily. He looked up at her with calm eyes. "Finished, dearest?" He asked. She nodded and they stood up slowly. They silently went back to work. This was their way of saying I love you. Fucked up, right?