A/N: Alright, I'm gonna start explaining stuff now, so that you don't have a bunch of questions and can just enjoy the story. The characters won't really be acting like themselves in this story. Cindy and Amy are more mature, Jazzy's obssesed with Huey, and the boys act way stupider than normal (and yes, even Huey will act stupid in here). Other than that enjoy this humorous story!
4:47 P.M.
Cindy was in her backyard, chilling in a lawn chair by her swimming pool, ready to get a summer tan on.
"Ahhh," she sighed, "What a nice evening to just relax..."
"CINDY!"
"Well, so much for that idea."
Riley came running out the back door and stood in front of her, blocking the angle of the sun from hitting her.
"Why is that strawberry blonde mixed bitch at our front door?"
"Who?"
"The girl who's obsessed with my brother. Lily? Rose?"
"Oh, Jazmine's here!"
"Yeah, her. And that one black girl is with her. You know, Caesar's cousin.
"Oh, and Amy's here too! They must be here for the sleepover party!"
"Sleepover? What's a sleepover?"
Cindy looked at him disbelievingly.
"No annoying questions now please. Hey, I'll tell you if you go get those girls!"
"Okay!" Riley exclaimed, and he whisked off, only to return two minutes later with Amy and Jazmine in tow.
"Alright, they're here! Now what the hell is a sleepover?"
Jazmine and Amy looked at him as if he were stupid.
"What? Have you lived in a cave your whole life?" Jazmine shouted at him.
"If by 'cave' you mean dangerous Urban Chicago, then yes. My body needs it's own cleaning service.
"Uh that was rhetorical question," Amy grimaced, "And ewwww. But anyways, a sleepover is when you have one or many of your friends spend the night over at your house."
"Oh...Wait! So that means you guys are gonna be up all night giggling and having fun while me and Johnny are stuck with the dishes!"
"Uh huh," Cindy said, "Or, you two could invite some people over, but you guys have no friends, so won't happen."
"Be right back," Riley muttered, and he took off. He then returned about a few minutes later, with Huey and the brothers' black/asian mix friend, Christian. Riley then looked at Cindy with begging eyes.
"Can they stay over, C-Merph? Please? Pretty please?"
"Huh?" Huey and Christian exclaimed.
Cindy looked surprised, "I...guess...so...but-"
"Great! Thanks! Bye!" He then took off again, with Huey and Christian in tow.
"Alright, what just happened?" Amy asked, blinking hard in confusion.
"Huey's gonna spend the night with us!" Jazmine sighed while lost in a love trance.
"Riley owes me big time," Cindy groaned.
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~X~X~
In a hallway...(5:02 P.M.)
Riley leaned up against the wall with Huey and Christian. Huey and Christian still looked utterly confused.
"Alright," Riley started, "The reason why I brought you guys over here is because I wanna have a sleepover!"
Huey and Christian looked at Riley as if he were stupid.
"L'il bro, you do that sleepovers are for girls, right?" Huey asked.
"Well, yeah, but I'm jealous of Cindy! She's spoiled! She gets everything! So, are you guys in, or are you in?"
"Well given the choices, I'd say we're in," Christian said.
"Awesome! But first, we must create a plan of TORCHERING them! Mwuahahahahahahah!"
Christian looked slightly scared at this, and Huey could only shake his head.
~X~X~
~X~X~
In a broom closet (5:07 P.M.)
"So, tell me again why we're in a broom closet?" Huey asked.
"Huey, I just told you a million times that this is gonna be our hideout!" Riley replied.
"Well, what if I'm claustrophobic?"
"What the hell does that mean?"
"It means he's afraid of Santa Claus, stupid," Christian told him.
"Oh...HO HO HO!"
"Stop it, Riles! You're scaring him!"
"Alright, you guys are so lucky that I'm not claustrophobic," Huey groaned, "But anyways, now that we're in a closet, what do you guys wanna do?"
"Well," Christian started, "Amy brought her video camera. You guys wanna record something on it?"
"Sure!" The brothers exclaimed.
~X~X~
~X~X~
Living Room (5:21 P.M.)
"Dammit, how do you work this thing?" Christian muttered as he fumbled with the camera.
He accidently pressed a button and a video clip of him singing horribly in the shower began to play.
"(On camera) I'm walking on sunshine! Woooaahhh! I'm walking on sunshine! Woaaahhhh! I'm walking on sunshine! Wooaahhh! And don't it feel good!"
"Oh," Christian blushed, "How did that get in there?"
"Dude, you sing in the shower?" Riley questioned
"Wait, He was singing?" Huey asked disbelievingly, "I could've sworn he was shaving a cat..."
"Well let's see you guys try to sing, then! I bet I'm better than all of you put together!"
"You're on!" Huey challenged, "But how are we gonna sing?"
"Cindy has a karaoke machine in the basement," Riley suggested.
"TO THE BASEMENT!"
"Wait," Christian paused, "The dusty...cold...dark...b-b-basement? Did I mention that I'm scared of the dark?"
"You're what?" Riley asked.
"I'm...scared...of...the dark. Ever since I was like two, I've had a thing against dark places..."
Flashback (Christian: 2) (Amy: 2 1/2)
Christian and Amy were standing in the opening of a closet. It looked pretty dark inside.
"No, Amy! I don't wanna go in da cwoset!"
"Yes! You haf to! Therewes candy in therwe!"
"CANDY!" Christian exclaimed as he ran into the closet, "Heeyyy, therewes no candy in here!"
"Nope!" Amy exclaimed as she slammed the closet door shut, and Christian started to cry.
End Flashback/Resume story
"Even when I first met Riley, I winced a little. No offence."
"None taken."
"Alright, then forget that," Huey said, "Now what?"
"Oooh! We can go sneak on the girls!" Riley suggested.
"Yeah! Maybe they're playing truth or dare!" Christian agreed.
"Yeah!...what the hell is truth or dare?"
"Let's just go already," Huey groaned.
~X~X~
~X~X~
Outside Cindy's bedroom door (5:36 P.M.)
"Guys, I'm not so sure we should spy on them," Riley said, rethinking this choice, "I mean...just look at what happened to Billy! He snuck in on Cindy, and now look at him!"
"Who the hell is Billy?" Christian asked.
"Exactly."
Christian looked scared at that remark.
"Guys," Huey started, "Cindy cannot and WILL NOT kill us. Besides, we're too adorable to kill!"
"Yeah, but I'm the cutest nigga," Riley said.
"You may be cute, but I'm HOT," Christian countered.
"Oh really?"
"Yeah really!"
"Oh REALLY?"
"Yeah! REALLY!"
"OH-"
"Shutup, you two!" Huey hissed at them, "Besides, you guys are just about as hot as an ice cube!"
"Hey!" The other two exclaimed.
"Well, at least I'm melting..." Christian said.
"SHUT THE HELL UP! DO Y'ALL WANT THEM TO HEAR US?" Huey yelled out.
"Too late, dumbass..."
Riley pointed behind Huey, and Huey turned his head. Behind him, the door was ajar, and Cindy stood in the opening, arms crossed and glaring.
"Can I help you three?"
"Uh yeah," Huey started off nervously, "We were gonna ask if...um..."
"If could make cookies for us!" Christian exclaimed.
"Cookies?" Huey questioned.
"I can't help it! I'm hungry!"
"Uh yeah, cookies! And Riley said he couldn't use the oven without supervision, so we thought we'd ask you!"
"I can too use the oven by myself!" Riley exclaimed, "Wait...no I can't."
"We have cookies!" Amy called out, pulling out a tray of hot cookies from beside her, "Fresh out of the oven!"
"COOKIES!" Christian cried out, and he raced towards the plate of cookies, which is yanked from him before he could even grab a cookie.
"Only if you play truth or dare with us," Amy said, holding the tray out of reach.
"Once again, I am conned by Amy for sugary delights," Christian sighed, "Okay, I'll play."
"Yippie! My first truth or dare game!" Riley exclaimed as he ran in and sat down next to Christian.
"Every day, he acts more and more like a 5-year-old," Cindy muttered, shaking her head, "Alright, all of you can play."
"Come over here, Huey darling!" Jazmine called, patting the spot on the ground next to her.
"Who's fucking idea was this anyways, because it certainly wasn't mine," Huey muttered.
He walked over and sat down inbetween Amy and Jazmine. Jazmine scooted over and nuzzled him, but Huey shrugged her off roughly.
"Alright gang," Cindy said as she seated herself on the floor, "Since I'm the youngest, I'll start off."
"Actually Cindy," Riley interrupted, "I'm the youngest since-"
"I said I'LL GO FIRST!"
"Okay, okay, you can go first!"
"Alright, Amy! Truth or dare?"
"Dare!"
"Okay I uh...uh...um...oohh! I dare you to kiss Huey!"
"Yay!"
"Dammit!" Huey cried out.
Jazmine grabbed Huey and kissed him full on the lips. Christian and Riley began snickering at them. When Jazmine broke the kiss, Huey started spitting on the ground.
"IT BURNS!"
"Okay, my turn!" Jazmine exclaimed.
"IT STILL BURNS!"
"Okay, Huey!"
"Not again!"
"Truth or dare?"
"Truth!"
"Awww...um...What are Cairo and Caesar doing right now?"
"Um...I think they're working right now."
"What? They don't have jobs...do they?" Amy asked.
"Oh no. Cairo's working on his psycology report. Caesar's just working out.
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~X~X~
Meanwhile, at Huey's apartment
Cairo and Caesar are sitting down in the living room playing chess.
"Uh...King me!" Caesar shouts out.
"Nigga, what fucking game are you playing?" Cairo shouted out disbelievingly, "Last time, you yelled out 'Go Fish'!"
~X~X~
~X~X~
Back at Cindy's house
"Okay," Huey said, "Now that's that over with, Riley!"
"C-Merph? I'm scared..."
"Truth or Dare?"
"Um...Dare?"
"I dare you to flap your arms like a chicken! And cluck like one too for...um...a minute!"
"Hell no."
"Riles, you have to. You picked dare!"
"...Fine..."
Riley got up from his spot, and walked around, flapping his arms and cluking like a chicken. Huey and Christian burst out laughing at his act.
"Okay, that was lame," Cindy remarked as Riley sat back down.
"AMY!"
"Shit..."
"Truth or Dare?"
"Uh Dare."
"I dare you to give me and Christian a cookie!"
"Grrr..." Was all Amy could muster as she handed a cookie to both Riley and Christian, and they both looked happy about it.
"Hey! What about me?" Huey asked.
"What about you?" Riley shot back.
Huey growled and gave Riley the evil eye.
"Fine," Amy said after she put down the cookie tray, "Christian, truth or dare?"
"Dare!"
"Give me back the cookie."
Christian groaned out as he handed back the cookie to Amy. Riley stuffed his in his mouth in fear of it being taken away from him.
"I should've eaten it when I had the chance..." Christian pouted, "Truth or Dare, Cindy?"
"Um...truth."
"Do you like Caesar?"
"Woah...uh...um...uh...NO WAY!" Cindy burst out, face reddening, "No, he's too weird and dumb! Why would I like him? Heh heh heh...heh?"
"Okay, so I'll put you down under maybe..." He said suspiciously.
"Huey, truth or dare?" Cindy asked, face still flushed red.
"Well last time I did truth...so dare."
"Okay, I dare you to swim one lap in my pool."
"P-p-pool? You m-m-mean the one that's filled with wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-"
"Watches? Watermelons?" Amy asked.
"Waffles? Won-tons?" Christian said.
"Water?" Riley said.
"Yes! That word!"
"Oh don't worry Huey," Cindy reassured, "It's the other pool, you know, the one filled with caramel?"
"Oh good, because I thought you meant-"
"YES THE ONE FILLED WITH FUCKING WATER!"
~X~X~
~X~X~
Cindy's Pool (7:06 P.M.)
Huey stood on the diving board in his swimming trunks, and Cindy's polka-dotted duck floaty. He gulped as he looked back at Cindy.
"Cindy, do I really have to do this?"
"Yes! Now quit your whining, and go already!"
Huey looked down at the water, and looked back at the others.
"Jazmine, if I drown, please stay away from my funeral."
"Oh, don't worry, Huey! I know how to perform CPR!"
"Perfect. Either way, it's torment."
"Huey, you big whimp!" Riley shouted up, "Drown already so I can see Jazzy torture you!"
"Yeah!" Christian shouted, "And after this, we can go inside for cheeseburgers and ice cream!"
"Cheeseburgers?" Huey shouted, "HOLD ON BABIES! I'M COMMING FOR YOU!"
Huey jumped off the diving board and swam a lap and back in about 7 seconds flat. When he climbed out the pool, all anyone could do was just goggle at him.
"I thought you couldn't swim!" Cindy exclaimed.
"I can't. That was just a reaction to the Cheeseburgers."
"Figures," everyone muttered out.
"Speaking of which..."
Huey took off the duck floaty and bolted for the kitchen.
~X~X~
~X~X~
Kitchen (7:13 P.M.)
"Okay, so you said there were cheeseburgers, and there aren't!"
Christian shrugged, "Well I'm hungry, remember? Now I can't stop thinking about food because SOMEONE," he glared evily at Amy, "Wouldn't let me have a cookie."
"Well since everyone is hungry," Cindy said as she reached for the phone, "We'll order pizza. What do y'all want?"
"Hawaiian!" Jazmine and Amy shouted out.
"Nice! That's what I wanted! So that's one Hawaiian pizza. What do you boys want?"
"ANCHOVIES!" They shouted.
"Hell no."
"The fuck? Why not?" Riley complained.
"Because they're salty little devils that make you breath smell like a dungeon dragon. The last thing we need is for you to breathe on me. So no."
"Fine...how about pickles then?"
"Yeah!" The other two shouted.
"Alright, so that's one Hawaiian and pepperoni pizza."
"Damn..." The boys groaned.
~X~X~
~X~X~
After the pizza (7:36 P.M.)
"Alright, what next?" Riley asked.
"Well, Amy said that they're gonna go do their hair," Christian said, "Hey, maybe we can-"
"NO. FUCKING. WAY." Huey stated.
"Got any better ideas, nigga?" Riley asked.
"No..."
"That's what I thought. Besides, Chris here needs a new do."
"Hell no! I like my hair!" Christian exclaimed as he made to guard his mohawk head.
"I get to comb it!" Huey shouted.
Riley shot Huey the 'are you gay nigga?' look.
"B-b-but I won't enjoy it," Huey countered.
"Okay, Chris, hop up in this chair here."
"Okay..."
Christian sat down in the chair, while Riley pulled out, scissors, brushes, combs, and hairgel.
"Now close your eyes, Chris."
"Okay..."
"Alright, Doctor Huey, I think it's time to operate!"
"Oh yes, Doctor Riley, it is!"
Riley snickered as he pulled out a pair of scissors, and Christian closed his tight and uttered out a whimper.