Don't drop Canada's syrup
It was an early Saturday morning, and Canada was peacefully making his wonderful pancakes. He just couldn't wait to dig in and eat his wonderful pancakes. "Oh boy something smells good" America said walking out his room, taking a seat in the kitchen. "Good morning America" Canada greeted while he flip a pancake. Now Canada was trying to hurry up and make these pancakes because America was not patient at all. "What's up Canada" America replied while he was playing with the Canadian syrup bottle. "Is the pancakes' almost done Mattie?" America asked, "Almost Al "Canada replied quickly, he was expecting that question.
Canada was flipping a pancake when he heard the sound of a syrup bottle hitting the floor, and a guilty American saying oops. "AMERICA!" Canada ran to the syrup bottle that was on the floor. "I'm sorry" America said backing away from the Canadian man. "WHY!" Canada yell while he hugged the now empty syrup bottle, "calm down dude it was just syrup". "What did you just say " Canada said darkly. "I said it's just syrup." "America go and buy me more syrup", Canada commanded. "WHAT, hell no" America said, its way to early. "AMERICA, go and get me more syrup or else" Canada threatened. "I said no Canada" America replied crossing his arms.
5mins later
America walked back into Canada's house. He was just coming back from the store, with a bag of maple syrup. He had to give in to Canada's treat, or he would get the burnt and crispy pancake. He sure didn't want that, so he gave in.
"Here I got you more syrup" America said sarcastically, and he threw the syrups on the table. Canada grabbed the bag and started unpacking. "What the hell is this?" Canada asked, "Its syrup dude" America replied. "Who is this old lady" Canada asked rudely, "yo don't be dissing Aunt Jemima dude." "Oh I get it AMERICAN SYRUP! So typical Al" Canada yelled. "What the hell dude I chose this syrup cause it taste good" America replied. "Liar, you chose this because it's an American brand" Canada accused, "oh my god what wrong with you today?"America was so confused. "Well I'm aggravated you drop my Canadian syrup and then bring me this American brand." "HA so you have something against American brand syrup "America said while pushing a finger in Canada's face. Canada smacked the finger out his face, and said "listen here go buy me the right syrup." "So what is the right syrup huh? What is it the Canadian brand?"America sarcastically asked. "The pancakes are getting cold; I DON'T LIKE COLD PANCAKES AL!" "Why are you yelling at me? Just use the syrup Mattie." "NO! Go back and get me my syrup" Canada yelled. "Fine I'll go buy your damn Canadian syrup" America said while he storms out slamming the door.
5min later
America walks in the house dropping the bag of Canadian syrups on the table. "Here your Canadian syrup, are you happy now?" America said while he rolled his eyes. "I'm so sorry Al, but I forgot that I had four extra bottles of syrup in the cabinet Canada said feeling very guilty. He didn't want dare look at Al's face. "WHAT THE HELL" was all America could say. "If it makes you feel better we can use that lady" Canada said softy. HER NAME IS AUNT JEMIMA! America yelled.