Hello, all! Me (Kanomi-Fro) and Naked Pink Afro Dude kidnapped the Furuba characters and are holding them hostage!
We're making them do something horrible…
WE'RE PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE!
Kyo: Do we have to?
Hatori: Yes, do we have to?
Kanomi-Fro: (looms over them holding a sledge hammer, surrounded by dark clouds) Yes, you do! (creepy smile spreads across face)
Tohru: This will be fun!
Naked Pink Afro Dude: (mimicking) THIS WILL BE FUUUUN! (flutters arms and stuffs face with sugar cubes)
Kanomi-Fro: I think you've had enough… (tries to pull bowl of sugar cubes away)
Naked Pink Afro Dude: (yanks bowl back to him in an animal-like manner, then continues stuffing sugar cubes) I'll tell you when I've had enough! (eye twitches dangerously, as dark clouds also surround his face)
Naked Pink Afro Dude: (licking bottom of sugar cube bowl) SOMEONE GET ME MORE SUGAAAR CUBES!
Tohru: Y-yes…I'll do it!
Yuki: Don't encourage him…
Naked Pink Afro Dude: (eyes widen into his pink afro) SUGAAAAAAAR!
Tohru: (pulls bowl of sugar cubes out of nowhere) Y-yes…h-here! I'm sorry, Sohma-kun, but he's really sc-scary!
Kanomi-Fro: Well, there you have it, pplz! The Furuba cast is at your every wish and command! Submit your demands (questions or dares) so Naked Pink Afro Dude and I can make sure they're met! And I PROMISE I won't ignore any questions/dares!
Ayame: Tune in next time, my little curmudgeons!
Yuki: Doesn't curmudgeon mean a grumpy old man?
Ayame: I don't know, but it's fun to say! CRUMUDGEON! (puts on very serious face and points to the sky)
Kyo: What the hell?!? What are you pointing at the sky for?!?
Ayame: Fly, my little curmudgeons!
Naked Pink Afro Dude: (begins flapping arms and slowly rises into the air, giving us all a sight of something we'd rather not see) UP, UP, AND AWAAAAYYYYY!
Kanomi-Fro: So…um…there we have it! I also promise more of that hyper craziness you know you love throughout the rest of the story!
So, tell me what you want!