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The Adventures of Captain Obvious!

"That is so fake!" I yelled, looking at the TV screen.

"What is it sweetie?" Rose asked me from the dining room where she was making a set of personalised cards.

"This TV show 'The Adventures of Captain Mercury!'! I mean, he's meant to be a human who's touched nuclear waste, making him super strong. As if! I actually saw a human touch nuclear waste and it made him weaker, not stronger. Duh."

"Emmett, your just jealous because he's stronger than you."

"He is not! I could do everything he can do and more!"

"Oh yeah?" The way she said it made me mad. I was stronger than him. And then I had the perfect idea. Thank God Edward wasn't here.

"Fine, I'll prove it to you!" I told her and ran off to look up how to make a superhero costume on the Internet.


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