Disclaimer: I do not own the song "Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer" or Harry Potter.

I'm just borrowing them for the enjoyment of myself and others.

Wormtail Got Ran Over By A Werewolf
To the tune of "Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer"
By ~
Grockmets

Wormtail got ran over by a werewolf,
Walking to his rat hole Christmas Eve.
You can say that werewolves don't exist,
But as for me and Wormtail's Mommy we believe.

Voldemort hogged all the eggnog,
Leaving none for that traitor Pettigrew.
He got sad and started crying,
Then Voldemort kicked him out of the Riddle House.
That's when he heard a growl behind him,
He got scared and did something in his pants.

Wormtail got ran over by a werewolf,
Walking to his rat hole Christmas Eve.
You can say that werewolves don't exist,
But as for me and Wormtail's Mommy we believe.

When he realized that the werewolf,
was his old friend Moony,
He got up and begged for mercy,
But he got pushed right back into the snow.

Wormtail got ran over by a werewolf,
Walking to his rat hole Christmas Eve.
You can say that werewolves don't exist,
But as for me and Wormtail's Mommy we believe.

That wasn't a good Christmas for Wormtail,
Getting trampled by a werewolf,
Then Azkaban,
He finally got what he deserved
For framing Sirius Black all those years ago.

Wormtail got ran over by a werewolf,
Walking to his rat hole Christmas Eve.
You can say that werewolves don't exist,
But as for me and Wormtail's Mommy we believe.