Smash

'Take him to the Hulk!' S.H.I.E.L.D Agent Hill was commanded by Nick Fury via the phone, as she handcuffed Loki of Asgard.

Loki, smirking, was led down the gangplank of the ship. He cast his wide blue eyes at the other S.H.I.E.L.D agents who witnessed his march to his punishment. They were not smirking. Many of them looked to be in a state of fear, or distress. One agent watched with his fist crammed in his mouth, an itty bitty tear running down his stubble.

Loki was lead to heavily guarded doors. Hill clicked in a password – DAT A55 – and the doors slid open. Loki took one look at the horror and tried to escape, but Hill pinched a nerve in his neck and paralysed him. She grabbed Loki by the jaw and looked deep into his eyes.

'I once twisted a man's neck and made him shit while he died,' she growled.

Loki was dragged into the room by his greasy mop of black hair. His watering eyes took in the sights.

Captain America was wrestling his naked brother, Thor, like a greasy hog at the county fair. Hawkeye was drizzling chocolate all over the Black Widow as they fucked in a sex swing, the Black Widow shouting for MORE CHOCOLATE! MOOOOORE!

Tony Stark was sitting on some sort of vibrating chair. On the seat of a chair was a dildo. The dildo was crammed up Tony's ass. He watched Loki pass by with no expression on his face, just a quick lick of the lips.

'God, I have not felt this decadent since 'Nam!' Nick Fury came up to them, dressed in black bondage gear. He had Agent Coulson on a leash, blindfolded. Coulson was wearing naught but a leather G string, a ball gag, and a rubber pink pig snout.

'You're gonna get smashed, you stinkin' piece of space garbage. You skinny, sweaty, glob of intergalactic cum. Agent Hill, release the Hulk. I have other business to attend to.'

Fury yanked Coulson to his feet. He unclipped the leash, and slapped him on the ass.

'Run, piggy! RUN, PIGGY! WHEEEEE WHEEEEE WHEEEE!'

Agent Coulson desperately tried to escape, running so hard that his dick and nuts bounced like a bungee cord in his skimpy jocks. However, he ran straight into one of the padded rubber walls, and fell down. Before he could get up, Nick Fury pounced on him, yanking on his crack-strap, and rubbing his leather-clad schlong all over Agent Coulson's moist body.

Hill continued on her way, dragging Loki over to an enclave that was shaped like an egg. Shackled to the wall was Dr. Bruce Banner.

'Please! Please, stop this madness!'

'Shut up!' Agent Hill slapped him with her glove, then stuffed it in his mouth.

Loki's paralysis was that so he was incapable of speech. Instead, he could only make small peeps of despair.

'FEAST your eyes on this delicious hunk of mythic meat, doctor!'

Banner shuddered and groaned as Hill undressed Loki, Loki desperately peeping in protest.

'Yes! You know the monster has one big weakness! … For PENIS!'

*peeeeeeep!*

'RAAAAARRRRGH!'

Where there was once Banner there was now the Hulk. He ripped off his tight purple shorts and unleashed a dong that was as big as a metre long loaf of French bread.

Hill scampered away, as the Hulk picked up the terrified Loki and carried him into the centre of the secret, carnal sex den. He scooped up some grease from Captain America and Thors' fuck-mat, and slathered Loki's asshole with it.

The other Avengers watched, in dawning horror, as Loki was split apart, the Hulk's thrusting penis reducing him to naught more than a husk of cum, blood and melted butter.

'Fabulous, fabulous,' muttered Nick Fury, Agent Coulson's snout pressed against his crotch, Coulson's mouth filled with his hot, throbbing cock.

'HULK FUUUUUUCK!'