The Other Ending of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
By CastleVmaster
:: Link delivers the final blow to Gannon with the Master sword. All of the sages gather and combine there powers to entrap the evil lord Gannondwarf, and Link and Princess meet in order to restore time.::
Link awakens, finding himself on the grass in front of Hyrule Field, Zelda sat beside him, each not knowing what is about happen.
"I am sorry Link, but you. you have to give me the ocarina of time so I can return you to your old self, your old time. That time so long ago. when I threw you the ocarina. I knew that you were the only one who would be able to save me, I just knew it!" Zelda picks up the ocarina, explaining how she would like him to stay in this time and they could live happily ever after, but he can't. She must restore time. She is right about to play the song of time, when a boomerang hits the ocarina out of her hands. "Don't even try that, missy! He's my fiancé," said Ruto dramatically. "Oh no," said Link, with a sign of worry on his face. "Here we go." "I will never forget what you promised me all those years ago, Link!" "I did not say that because I wanted to marry you, I only said it so I could get the gem that I got out of Jabu Jabu's belly!" "You what!?" said Zelda in confusion. "Just let me put him back in his own time, you crrstation freak," said Zelda, picking up the ocarina once again. Then, an arrow hit the ocarina out of her hands again. "Oh, god. Who now?" said Zelda, starting to get really annoyed. "Oh, no you don't! What about my beautiful horse Epona? Who's going to take care of her? Poor horsy!" "Oh my god, you're an idiot Malon," said Zelda. "If I play the ocarina, then we go back in time, and you will be taking care of him! JEEZ!" "Oh, well, then never mind. just don't let him leave, I love him! O.k.? I admitted it! Why else do you think I was always so nice to him? Why else would I teach him the Epona's song?" "What is wrong with you people," said Link with a confused look on his face. Zelda slowly picks up the ocarina, only to be again knocked down by a... sling shot? "Oh, no you don't!" Said Saria, with a frown on her face. "Awe, man, not you too Saria." "I won't let you go." Then with a sign of rage in her eyes, "Will you just let Link go to his own god fucking damn TIME!!" She screamed at the top of her lungs. All of the characters stare at her. "Um. o.k." said Saria, shocked at what Zelda just did. "Um, Zelda, I think you're overreacting." Link said, slightly scared. "Good, now all of you annoying jackasses just go away, so I can play the damn song!"
"Goodbye, Link!" everyone said. "Remember Link you love me most!" Ruto said optimistically. "No, he loves me most," said Saria confidently. "It's obvious isn't it? We have been friends since we were children, plus he freed me first from the Forest temple so blah!" "No, he loves me most," said Malon. "He saved my whole entire ranch, and stopped Ingo from working on Ganondwarf's side! He even woke my father up to tell him that our ranch was saved!" "Um. Malon, I only woke him up because that is the only way I could make the stupid Cucco (chicken) happy, so that I could finish my quest." Then, suddenly, Zelda went into an unstoppable furry. "Will you all just fucking shut-up, and let me send Link to his own fucking time? That includes you fish face!" "Hey, I'm no fish face! You shouldn't be mocking the princess of the Zora's!" "Well, I'm the princess of Hyrule so shut up damn it!" "Yeah, guys, will you just be quiet so I can go back to my own time? Jeez."
And so, with everyone finally shutting up, Zelda played the song of time, and everything went back to normal. the fish freaks all lived in peace, and everything was so peaceful. the end. by the way, tell me if this story was good or not, it's my first one about Zelda.
:: Link delivers the final blow to Gannon with the Master sword. All of the sages gather and combine there powers to entrap the evil lord Gannondwarf, and Link and Princess meet in order to restore time.::
Link awakens, finding himself on the grass in front of Hyrule Field, Zelda sat beside him, each not knowing what is about happen.
"I am sorry Link, but you. you have to give me the ocarina of time so I can return you to your old self, your old time. That time so long ago. when I threw you the ocarina. I knew that you were the only one who would be able to save me, I just knew it!" Zelda picks up the ocarina, explaining how she would like him to stay in this time and they could live happily ever after, but he can't. She must restore time. She is right about to play the song of time, when a boomerang hits the ocarina out of her hands. "Don't even try that, missy! He's my fiancé," said Ruto dramatically. "Oh no," said Link, with a sign of worry on his face. "Here we go." "I will never forget what you promised me all those years ago, Link!" "I did not say that because I wanted to marry you, I only said it so I could get the gem that I got out of Jabu Jabu's belly!" "You what!?" said Zelda in confusion. "Just let me put him back in his own time, you crrstation freak," said Zelda, picking up the ocarina once again. Then, an arrow hit the ocarina out of her hands again. "Oh, god. Who now?" said Zelda, starting to get really annoyed. "Oh, no you don't! What about my beautiful horse Epona? Who's going to take care of her? Poor horsy!" "Oh my god, you're an idiot Malon," said Zelda. "If I play the ocarina, then we go back in time, and you will be taking care of him! JEEZ!" "Oh, well, then never mind. just don't let him leave, I love him! O.k.? I admitted it! Why else do you think I was always so nice to him? Why else would I teach him the Epona's song?" "What is wrong with you people," said Link with a confused look on his face. Zelda slowly picks up the ocarina, only to be again knocked down by a... sling shot? "Oh, no you don't!" Said Saria, with a frown on her face. "Awe, man, not you too Saria." "I won't let you go." Then with a sign of rage in her eyes, "Will you just let Link go to his own god fucking damn TIME!!" She screamed at the top of her lungs. All of the characters stare at her. "Um. o.k." said Saria, shocked at what Zelda just did. "Um, Zelda, I think you're overreacting." Link said, slightly scared. "Good, now all of you annoying jackasses just go away, so I can play the damn song!"
"Goodbye, Link!" everyone said. "Remember Link you love me most!" Ruto said optimistically. "No, he loves me most," said Saria confidently. "It's obvious isn't it? We have been friends since we were children, plus he freed me first from the Forest temple so blah!" "No, he loves me most," said Malon. "He saved my whole entire ranch, and stopped Ingo from working on Ganondwarf's side! He even woke my father up to tell him that our ranch was saved!" "Um. Malon, I only woke him up because that is the only way I could make the stupid Cucco (chicken) happy, so that I could finish my quest." Then, suddenly, Zelda went into an unstoppable furry. "Will you all just fucking shut-up, and let me send Link to his own fucking time? That includes you fish face!" "Hey, I'm no fish face! You shouldn't be mocking the princess of the Zora's!" "Well, I'm the princess of Hyrule so shut up damn it!" "Yeah, guys, will you just be quiet so I can go back to my own time? Jeez."
And so, with everyone finally shutting up, Zelda played the song of time, and everything went back to normal. the fish freaks all lived in peace, and everything was so peaceful. the end. by the way, tell me if this story was good or not, it's my first one about Zelda.
