This is set after Hades is thrown into the pool of souls, its some time later and Hercules and Meg have a baby….Andra
Warning there might be some out of OUT OF CHARACTER….and a little bit of lemon, well it's more like lime….. I am sorry if I have made some mistakes, I have read over it but I missed anything; let me know so I can fix it. This is just for some fun so flamers, spammers and jerks stay away.
If you're going to critique remember this is a short story, written for my enjoyment and to the enjoyment of those who are fans of the movie, it's not meant to be serious.
Anyway enjoy! *Disclaimer: I do not own the Disney characters, but I DO own Morana and Andra.
This is a 3 part short story.
The plot to rule them all
Chapter 1: A walk in the woods
Hades walked over to his pool of souls and pouted, it took him months to get out of that damned thing…what's worse, he meet up with his mother…shaking off horrible thoughts he walked back to his throne and sat down, life in the underworld had become dull since he failed to kill Hercules and Zeus…no wait it was Pain and Panic that failed to kill Hercules. Oh did they get some punishment for leaving him in the pool! Ever since they have been oh so obedient, sighing he took out a cigar and lit it with his thumb.
Suddenly there was a knock at the door, not surprisingly the three fates appeared in a ball of smoke, Hades rolled his eyes as Pain and Panic burst in through the door.
"Sir….sir the three fates are coming to see….oh" said Panic in sudden realisation,
"I can see that Panic, now you two go amuse yourselves somewhere else I still cant stand the sight of two worthless, un-loyal, spineless….yeah you get the point" he took a puff of his cigar and slumped in his throne. The three fates stood quietly waiting for their usual flattery and warm welcome. Hades wasn't in any mood with them to do so.
"And what do you three want, haven't you caused enough misery for me?" he made no effort to hide is displeasure with them, he ran a cold blue hand through his even colder blue flame hair and breathed out smoke. The sisters put on their best smiles….which was never a good sign.
"Oh we have some news for you mi'lord" said the tall one, funny how he forgot their names, he normally made it up anyway.
"Do I, or should I care?" replied Hades, with a wave of his hand he made a large goblet full of critters appear on the arm of his throne, he took one out and ate it while his free hand held his cigar, The sisters giggled simultaneously.
"The young god Hercules, so strong and brave and the pretty human Megara have had child mi'lord, we know the child will be a god and…"
"And I don't care" Hades cut her off with venom in his voice, "I don't care for your prophesy's, I don't care is the damned god brat has fifty kids! And I don't care to have you in my presence anymore, damn it get out!" his hair was just flickering hot red, he breathed slowly and it turned back to a light blue. The sisters frowned; they didn't appreciate his lack of manners.
"You will be disappointed mi'lord, but perhaps you should take a walk in a quiet forest to…clear your head" the short fat one suggested, Hades thought for a moment.
"You know what, that's better than being here with you festering fiends" with that he disappeared in a puff of great dark grey smoke, leaving the fates to giggle over what they would consider a compliment.
Morana sat quietly on a large branch hanging over a small lake with a waterfall, she wasn't fond of water….since her hair was fire…although she had no problem with musing over her reflection. Her fair skin was glistening with sunlight and her dead black eyes were glistening with murder, she wasn't a pleasant person to be around but that might have something to do with the fact that caused misery and suffering everywhere she went. But that was all part of the deal being half demon, half human badda Bing badda boom! You just deal with it.
She dipped her bear toes into the calm pond but retracted it quickly,
"Yuk water..."
A flapping sound came about her ear and she turned to find a pretty pink butterfly fluttering by her head. She smiled a malicious, devilish, evil smile…
BOOM!
A small fireball erupted from the tree tops, small bits of black ash fell from the sky where she had blown up the butterfly. She gushed brightly with satisfaction.
Hades looked up and saw the remains of the fireball; he scratched his head and continued his walk. So far he was actually feeling better…
Suddenly a squirrel jumped out a bush and stopped at Hades's feet, he stared at it….the squirrel squeaked happily.
"Oh great you're a squeaker, you know you would make a good chew toy for my Cerberus..." he smiled evilly. The squirrel ran off squeaking in fear, Hades laughed like he hadn't in years.
"Ahh I love my life" he said with a sneer. "Now to find out what that fireball was…"
Morana got up to move away from the water….it was starting to bug her. Quite unexpectedly she heard the sound of large hooves splash in the lake behind her, she turned and saw river guardian smiling down at her, and his blue features were very unattractive…
"Ahh a damsel in distress are we, hows about coming back to my place huh?"
Morana put a hand on her hip and glared at him for a moment before turning away; the river guardian grabbed her by the waist and held her up to his face, which was distorted in a grimace.
"I wasn't suggesting, sweetheart" he said as he blew out air from his nostrils, Morana raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah well babe I'm not going anywhere but away from you" she flared her whole body up into a fire storm, which forced the centaur to let go. She fell into the river but luckily landed on her feet, she hated it when her hair went out….the centaur snarled and charged at her
"come and get some sugar" she clicked her fingers and the beast exploded into the air with a great fire ball, he crashed and landed in the middle of the lake which was slowly turning red from his blood. Morana stepped out the water and watched as the lake began to turn red.
Hades saw the giant fireball and couldn't wait any longer he teleported himself in a blast of smoke to the lake side, he looked at the lake and saw the river guardian lying in his own blood, smiling he looked over to the other bank and saw a woman with bright blue flames for hair, standing by the lake in a very voluptuous pose, her clothes were nearly all gone but enough was there to leave for the imagination, and her skin was a pale olive that shun slightly in the light. Hades couldn't help himself.
"What a babe" he said with his jaw hanging, the woman looked over and waved enthusiastically.
"Hi, I'm Morana and this is a dead river guardian" sarcasm, Hades loved sarcasm.
"Heeello babe, I'm the lord of the underworld and you, you my pet are deliciously malicious" He stroked her fire hair gently and they gazed into each others eyes with nothing other than evil and maybe some lust…..
"Well you're a real sweet talker huh babe, you're my kinda guy" she traced her finger on his chest as they both smiled maliciously at each other.
"How about you come back to my place, we can dance, we can kiss, and we can schmooze, huh whadda ya say?"
"Hmm lemme think babe, stay here with the mortals or go to the underworld with the lord of the dead???" she pressed herself against him and smiled, "when your ready love" with a blast of smoke they disappeared back to the underworld.
