A/N: Before I begin there's a couple things you should know. Lily's in her 5th year and James is in his 6th. Regulus Black is also in Lily's year and is her archenemy (for awhile). The Black sisters are oldest as follows- Narcissa's in her 7th year, Bellatrix is in her 6th year, and Andromeda is in her 5th year. Last thing is that James isn't going to annoy Lily a lot in this story.

Disclaimer: I own nothing except for the oc's.

LILY EVANS PERSONAL PRIAVATE DIARY! KEEP YOU NOSE OUT OF IT UNLESS YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH!

September 1st

Finally! After waiting out the whole summer and listening to what a freak I am from my sister I'm finally back on the Hogwarts express! YES!!!! And I've been made prefect!

Well, actually I'm not sure about that quite yet. After all I don't know whether I'll like it or not even though I am absolutely dieing to give Regulus Black a detention. I'm still deciding what would be worse; making him give the Hippogriffs a bubble bath (Hagrid's always asking for some help with that) or making him clean out all the locker rooms.

Decisions, descisions

Anyway, everybody in my dorm is in the compartment with me and there all oohing and ahhing over Lisa's new hair color.

Lisa O'Donnell is this tall absolutely gorgeous girls who now has dyed her hair blond over the summer. She looks like those surfer girls in California.

I'll tell you about my other dorm mates since there's only three others.

Tanya Miller is probably my best friend. She's not as short as me (I'm 5ft 4. I know, it sucks) but she's next in line. She's very tan due to her family living right next to the beach (she's also from Spanish descent) and she has fairly dark brown eyes and dark hair. Extremely nice but she you be embarrassed to be around because she can be the biggest flirt you've ever met.

Cassie Shields is the quietest of all of us I think. She's not as tall as Lisa but tall all the same. She's got black hair and blue eyes with rather pale skin. The saddest thing happened to her! Her little brother got bit by a werewolf over the summer and its been really hard on her.

Mandy Kishi is gorgeous, she's lucky too. She got to go to back to Japan for the summer. And she's a chaser on the quidditch team.

So that's my dorm. Mandy and Tanya were talking about what potion Lisa used for her hair and Cassie was flipping through her new spells book while I looked out the window.

I could see where people ran through the brick wall and I was watching as Sirius Black ran through. Even if he is annoying you'd be lying to say he isn't gorgeous.

It's weird he always seems so pale after holidays.

Just then our compartment door opened and we all glanced back. There was Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew. A.K.A the slightly better behaving side of the Marauders.

The Marauders are a group of 7th year Gryffindor boys who are the biggest pranksters in the school. You know one of them Sirius Black. The others are Peter and Remus who even though they participate in the huge pranks are more polite. I've been on the receiving end twice- first time they gave all the girls in the school horrible acne and secondly they turned many of the Gryffindors hair dark purple.

Remus has nice dirty blond hair that falls down his face in a particular way that makes certain girls swoon. Okay, me included but I do not have a crush on him! He's too…………goody good. I don't know I just can't imagine ever even going out with him.

Peter's got this buzz cut over the summer and I can't decide if I like it or not. He's slightly chubby but he does have this cute little look on his face that makes him look kinda lovable.

He's fairly nice. I got to know him last year when I tutored him.

Yes, it tutored a guy in the year above me because Peter isn't the brightest knife in the drawer (ugh I hate that expression why did I write it) anyway we spent time going over Potions and he can be quite sweet.

There went James Potter. Must admit he has gotten hotter.

I'm looking outside the window again and I can see he definitely spent time on quidditch this summer. He's also a Marauder. Uh-oh I hope he didn't see me staring, he'll think I'm one of his hopeless fangirls like Jessie Anderson and the creepy Stalker that's rumored to have 'marauders' tattooed on his back. Norman's got to get a life.

Looks like Remus and Peter are joining us.

"Hey Cassie," Remus said smiling at her as he sat down.

Cassie blushed and said hi back. AAAAAWWWWWW! I think Cassie might have a crush!

Remus looked at all of us and said "5th year girls right." We all nodded and he continued.

"So I know Cassie, and I know Lisa" Lisa smiled at him, " you're Mandy. You're on the quidditch team aren't you?" Mandy nodded and smiled. "Tanya, you're with James and Sirius sometimes." Tanya tossed her hair and gave a charming smile.

Good Lord I hope she doesn't try flirting with him the whole ride.

I should explain that I am not like Lisa, Mandy, and Tanya in the way of being known to be a beauty, a party girl, or a flirt. I'm a bookworm, I'm definitely not coordinated enough to be any kind of athlete, I've got a short temper that has been known to scare away boys, and I seem to have a nasty habit of putting my foot in my mouth whenever a guy seems on the verge of asking me out.

Sorry went on a little rant there but this is why I was surprised when Remus said (smiling in this wicked little way) "and I know you're Lily Evans."

Of course then I was all "uh…..how do you know me." Remus smiled in that evil little way again and said "you're the girl that made Regulus Black imitate a chicken in the Great Hall."

HA! One of my favorite memories, you see dear, dear, little Regulus and I haven't ever really seen eye to eye. In other words we've hated each others guts ever since we laid eyes on each other. Last year I heard him call me filthy little mud blood one time to many so I jinxed him with this useful little thing that made him impersonate a chicken.

Ahh, memories.

Anyway Remus and Peter were grinning at me appreciatively and I smiled back.

Peter noticed my badge. "Hey Lily! You made prefect."

Remus smiled again "I'm prefect too. You'll like it." (a/n: in this story there's four prefects in every house, I don't know if that really is how it is or what)

Me and Remus were discussing the duties and everything when Potter walked in. I'll admit my heart did beat a little faster but at least I didn't throw myself at him the way Tanya did.

I am serious as soon as she walked in she launched herself at him "hey James how's the summer?" She asked while hugging him. He looked surprised but then she let go and he recognized her right away. Like I said Tanya is probably the world's biggest flirt.

"Hey Tanya," he said while stowing his owl on the luggage rack.

He has a really pretty owl, its snowy whit with intense yellow eyes.

Remus took to introducing us.

"These are the 5th year girls, Lisa, Cassie, Tanya, Mandy, and Lily."

I am terribly ashamed to say I think that I might have blushed a little when he looked at me.

He smiled at me and said "you're the chick that made Regulus Black act like a chicken."

Chick, I loath that word. But oh well.

I really hope I'm not only going to be known as the-girl-that-made-Regulus-Black-impersonate-a-chicken among the Marauders for all I know they might try it on me. I'd kill them with my bare hands if they did.

Using great self control I merely raised an eyebrow and nodded while he continued grinning at me like some maniac.

Thankfully Sirius Black showed up. Of course as soon as he opened the door Tanya squealed "Sirius" and launched herself at him too. After we were subjected to another of Tanya's little hug of welcome Sirius said "here you guys are thought I'd have to sit with a group of first years"

We all laughed and again Remus was about to introduce. I won't bore you with the names since it was the exact same as what he said to Potter but after he was done Sirius looked at me a second longer than the rest.

"Hey aren't you the one that hexed Regulus into impersonating a chicken."

For the love of-! I swear is that all I'm know for!

"Yes. I am."

I had a thought though. What if Sirius didn't like me. I mean Regulus and him definitely aren't loving brothers. But they are brothers. There's no denying that since they look almost identical. Despite the fact Sirius is taller and Regulus not as well built…

Sorry ranting again, nasty habit I've got to kick it sometime. Sirius gave me a half smile and the next words he said have been bugging me forever. "Well, I'd watch out if I were you. He's got a plan and it's not pretty."

"What is it" I said trying to be cool but inside my Regulus Radar was starting up again.

Sirius shrugged and smirked at me then turned to Potter.

"What plan?" I demanded. I was starting to be worried. I can just imagine Regulus cooped up in his room all summer planning some horrific thing that will make it so that I can't go out in public without a paper bag over my head.

But wait knowing Regulus it will be something so embarrassing I'll have to switch schools! I'd have to go to Durmstrang or Beauxbatons! But I don't want to go. Durmstrang has to wear all that fur on the uniform because it's cold and I hate cold! And at Beauxbatons (if my suspicions are correct and it's in France) I'd have to eat French food and I hate French food! And don't even get me started on how bad I am at learning languages. I tried to just learn a couple simple Spanish phrases when my family went to Spain for vacation. Every time I asked where the bathroom was they all would burst out laughing! To this day I still have no idea why.

I was just about to force the answer out of Black with a few hexes when I was distracted cause Remus told me it was time to go to the prefects carriage. Black was saved this time but I will be back.

September 1st – Back from Prefects carriage

Oh my lord I have the worst bloody luck in the world. Guess who the new Slytherin prefect is. If you guessed Regulus Black than you won! The prize is that you get to trade places with me for the next two years.

Why?

Why?

WHY?

As soon as I walked into the prefects carriage and saw him I felt like bashing my head against the wall tell I woke up from this awful nightmare.

Of course he had to make a rude comment as soon as I stepped in.

"Well, I should have known that the dirty little mud blood would be prefect. How many professors did you suck up too to get it?"

Well I couldn't let that sit so I immediately retorted, "You have the nerve to call me a suck up. You're the one that got by in Potions only by complimenting Slughorn so much he finally gave you the grade just so he could take a shower without you being there."

Definitely not one of my finest. Quite stupid come to think of it. But it did get an appreciative giggle from the Hufflepuff prefects. Even though to be honest, it seems like they laugh at just about everything. Say the old 'Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road' joke and they'll be rolling on the floor with hysterical laughter. Strange I know.

Anyhow the other prefect for Slytherin was his cousin Andromeda! The Black family put the Black in black mail, that's probably why both of them are here. Even though strange enough I've never actually spoken directly to Andromeda so I'm just assuming she's like her cousin (Regulus, not Sirius even though he's not a whole lot better come to think of it).

It gets even worse. Guess who the new Head Girl is. Narcissa Black!!!!!!! And Bellatrix Black is one of the older prefects. I swear the Blacks are ruling the school with these four in charge and Sirius basically has just about as much power as all of them being the popular prick he is!

It obviously doesn't help that these four hate me (well not quite sure abut Andromeda but assuming since she's in Slytherin) and Sirius probably doesn't give another thought about my feelings (purple hair and the acne). I am absolutely sure that this family will be the death of me this year.

I should start writing how I want my funeral. Plus I should start thinking about my will. Hmm I wonder if I should leave a note anyone who gets back at the Black family will get all my money. Even though I all I really have is enough to last the school year. Ah well who hasn't ever wanted a few extra knuts?

September 1- Common Room

Who would have thought you could learn something extremely valuable on the very first day back at school? So you've always listened to the stuff about how you learn new stuff every day, blah, blah. Well for once it definitely is true. The little lesson that I, Lily Sarah Evans learned was………………………

NEVER EVER TRUST PETER PETTIGREW WITH ANY SECRET EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

You see, last year when I was tutoring that little git he noticed that I had a small scar on my hand well he kept bugging and bugging and bugging me to no end tell I finally told him. You see I have a little confession, I've never been kissed.

Laugh all you want

a/n: this chapter has been edited from original... and now it's starting over again thanks to my stupidity of deleting it off.