CHAPTER 1 – THE TROUBLE BEGINS

"Oh, you would never believe what happened to poor Harry and his Muggle family the summer before he graduated Hogwarts, children," Hermione Weasley was sitting in the living room with Ron and their four children. The children wanted to here another story about Harry Potter.
"What happened?" the youngest child, Celeste, wanted to know.
"Well, you see, it all started the day after we returned from Hogwarts," Hermione paused to let the four children gather in closely...


"Have a good summer, Harry!" Ron called, waving, while following his folks, "see you next summer!"
"Yea, see you soon!"
Hermione charged over and hugged Harry. "Have a wonderful summer, Harry!"
"Yea, thanks..."
Suddenly, the Dursley's came over. "Come, boy," Uncle Vernon commanded.
And so, Harry's summer began...

The next morning, Harry woke up and went downstairs. Not finding any of the Dursley's in the kitchen, he took the time to have some breakfast in peace.
All too soon, though, the Dursley's came bounding down the stairs. And that's when all the trouble began...

"Well, as you can imagine, the Dursley's didn't like it when Harry ate their food without them," Hermione continued.
"Why not?" their only son, Beryl, wanted to know.
"Well," Ron answered, "You know that the Dursley's were never nice to Harry."
"So?" Celeste looked at her father indignantly.
"He should be allowed to eat when he wants to!" Shirley muttered.
"You're right," Ron agreed, "but the Dursley's thought otherwise."
"I don't like them," Mackenzie replied.
"Well, you don't have to, dear" Hermione stated, "I don't think any one likes them!"
The six of them started laughing.
"Back to the story, unless you four want to go to bed?"
A chorus of "no's" answered her question...


"What are you doing, boy?!" Vernon snatched the bowl of cereal from Harry.
"Eating. What's it too you?"
That had been the wrong response. Vernon slapped Harry across the face. But unbeknownst to anyone in the house, someone was watching all of them through a magic mirror.


"Well, well. We can't let them do that to Harry, can we?" Fred Weasley said to his twin brother, George.
"Of course not!"
And with that, George pulled out a sack.
After raiding through it, he pulled out a few different pieces of candy.
"Well, that should solve the problem!" Fred said once he figured out what candies George had pulled out!

"What's Uncle George gonna do?" Mackenzie wanted to know.
"Shush, stop interrupting, you'll find out," Ron told her.
"Well," Hermione continued...


George put a piece of candy in his mouth and as he ate it, he seemed to disappear. "Another success with our Disaperogumies!" came George's voice.
"Yes, sir!" Fred said and saluted his brother, "You know what to do! I'll be watching!"
"It's time to give the Dursley's a taste of their own medicine!" and upon saying that, George left the room, while Fred resumed watching Harry and the Dursley's.


By now, Harry was at the stove, cooking bacon for his hot-air balloon-sized cousin. Petunia was keeping a hawk's eye on him to, but she couldn't see the invisible George Weasley when he came in behind her.
Shortly thereafter, Harry set the table and put their pancakes, bacon, and eggs on the table with their coffee.

"George crept around and dropped a piece of candy into each of the Dursley's coffee mugs." 

"Why'd he do that?" Beryl asked his mum. "I like Uncle Fred and Uncle George's candy! He shouldn't waste them!" he gave his mum an indignant frown.
His parents started laughing.
"You'll see dear. Why do you like their candies?"
"Well, cause they make strange things happen."
Shirley gasped, "He's gonna do something to them!"
Again, Ron and Hermione started to laugh...


After he had dropped the cadies in the mugs, George quickly backed out of the kitchen and into the hall, where he sat on the stairs. He didn't want to miss this!
The three Dursley's began to gobble down their breakfast. Shortly after they had finished, the walked into the TV room to watch the news like they did every morning and left Harry to do the dishes. Then, the fun began...

Harry dropped a plate when he heard his aunt scream. As it shattered on the kitchen floor, he ran to the living room. What he saw there was so unexpected that he began to laugh.


"What happened? Why'd she scream?" Mackenzie asked.
"Yes what?" Beryl asked.
"SHHHHH!" Celeste hushed them, with her pointer finger in front of her mouth. "I wanna hear the story!"


He watched as a tail burst from Dudley's backside and fur sprouted out over his body. Within minutes, in Dudley's place sat a large dog. Petunia began to scream again though when she and Vernon started to shrink. Within another five minutes, there was an infant in the place of Petunia and two inch tall girl in the place of Vernon!

Celeste, Beryl, Shirley, and Mackenzie started laughing.


Petunia tried to scream again, but started crying instead. She was a baby now after all! There was whimpering coming from Dudley and the funniest thing was when two-inch tall female Vernon started screaming shrilly at

Harry, threatening him.

Then, George walked into the room, as the invisibility spell wore off.
"Well, Harry, what do you think? Think you'll have a more enjoyable summer?"
"You did this?"
"Of course!" George picked up the miniscule girl. "Hmm something went wrong here...you weren't supposed to shrink! Either way, you need cloths miss!"
Vernon began to turn beet red. "I am NOT a miss!"
"Oh yea?" George walked to the mirror in the hall way and set Vernon in front of it. Vernon gasped when he saw his nude feminine figure." What did you do to me!?"
"Well, VIRGINIA, I turned you into a girl! A two inch tall one at that."
Petunia started to wail and Dudley started to bark loudly. 'Virginia's' eyes went wide. "What is going on? There are NO dogs or babies in my house!"
"O yes there are!" As Harry started to laugh at his un-aunt's misfortune, George carried 'Virginia' to his beloved wife and son!

"Well, I guess two of you need cloths!" George stated.
"George?"
"Hmm?"
"Where's your brother? I know he's in on this too!"
"Oh...He'll be here soon!"
George turned around and conjured baby cloths for Petunia and a cute little dress for tiny 'Virginia'.
"I will NOT wear a dress!"
"Oh, yes you will! But first you need some underclothes!" George conjured a tiny bra and panties. Then he handed them to 'Virginia'. "If you don't put them on yourself, I'll have to put them on for you!"
That's when Fred appeared. "George, that was sooo funny to watch in the mirror!"
"Watch in the mirror?" Harry asked.
"Yep. We have a magic mirror and we were watching you with it!"
"Oh." Harry shook his head. "You two are nuts!"

'Virginia' slowly conceded to putting on her new clothes when George went to pick her and the undergarments up.
While George was getting Virginia dressed, Fred conjured a collar for Dudley and Harry dressed Petunia.
"So, how are you two going to change them back?"
"Oh, they'll change back on their own...in about three months!"
"Three months?!" Virginia screeched.
"Yes three months. But I guess we can unshrink you."
"I don't know. Should we?"
"Yes Fred," Harry said, "I don't want to carry around a two-inch tall girl."
"Ok."
Fred said some words quietly and Virginia began to grow. Of course, her new dress ripped in the process.
"You did that on purpose!" Virginia glared at Fred.
"Of course! It's not everyday I get to see a naked GIRL!"
"I'm NOT a GIRL!"
"Yes you are!" George conjured another dress and set of undergarments for Virginia. "There you go, Get dressed!"

A little later they had conjured some baby stuff for Petunia and put her to bed for a nap. Then, with some persuasion, they got Virginia to walk Dudley.

"So, Harry what do you want to do this summer?" Fred asked while shuffling thru his sack.
"I don't know. But I have to do something about these three now."
Fred dropped his sack and its contents scattered. The three of them quickly went to collect everything.
"Boy you two have created tons of candies!"
"Of course!" George replied. "We have to; we're running a joke shop!"


"Ooo I like Uncle Fred and Uncle George's Joke shop mummy!"
A chorus of "me too!"s followed Shirley's comment.
"Well, maybe we can go their tomorrow."
"Really mummy?!" Shirley exclaimed.
"We'll see. If you are good."
"YAY!"

"Well, Hermione, I think its bed time for bonzos!"
"Nooooooo!" the four children called.
"I do believe so."
"Ohhhhh..." they chorused again.
"Come on, off to bed. More story another day. I'll be up soon to tuck you in."
"Oook," came the response.
As the four children charged up the stairs, Ron took Hermione into his arms.
"Well, I take we're going to my brothers' shop tomorrow?"
"Yes," she responded and kissed him soundly on the lips. "I'd better go tuck them in."
"Yea, I guess so," he responded smiling, "but not before I get my Hug!"
The two of them wrapped themselves in a warm embrace and then after another kiss that lasted two minutes, Hermione went to tuck in the kids.