Hello, Webland, and its greatly varied denizens! Ved17 here, with a new story-and maybe a lesson. Did you know, during the Real Golden Age of Piracy, one of the first question asked of the captain when he recruited was "Can you sing?" On that mindset, and the fact I can't seem to ever find many fun song-fics, the Pirate's Jukebox was born! So, sit back and get ready to smile (fingers crossed) as my conductor, Apoo-
Apoo: What the Hell am I doing here!? I was busy ya know!
...as he plays whatever I want-or gets five 'cross his upper lip!
Apoo: Tsk. Like Hell I am scared of you. Oda drew me, not your punk ass.
(Ved holds finger over delete) Oh, sure, I don't own you...but I can mute you.
Apoo:That won't-!
Ah, bliss! Onward!
Bad, Bad Sanji-kun (Parody of Bad, Bad Leroy Brown by Jim Croce)
On the far side of the New World, the toughest of all seas;
If you go 'round there, you better just beware, of the pirate Black Leg Sanji.
Now Sanji, more than trouble, you see he stand about five eleven;
He'll cook food for the starving, no matter who they are, and treat woman like they fell from Heaven.
And he's Black Leg Sanji-kun;
The baddest chef hailing from East Blue.
Badder than old Blackbeard, and meaner than Akainu.
Now Sanji, he a smoker, and he likes his fancy clothes;
And if you insult a lady in front of him, it's guaranteed he'll bust your nose.
He's got a first-rate cutlery set, and a fridge with a combo lock, too;
And if you're a green-haired bum, then just for fun, he'll probably start a fight with you.
And he's Black Leg Sanji-kun;
The baddest chef hailing from East Blue.
Badder than old Blackbeard, and meaner than Akainu.
Well Friday, 'bout a week ago, Sanji's cookin' rice;
And at the dining room table sat a girl named named Nami, and ooh that girl looked nice!
Well he cast his eye upon her and trouble soon began…
And Black Leg Sanji learned a lesson 'bout messin' with the girl of a pirate captain.
And he's Black Leg Sanji-kun;
The baddest chef hailing from East Blue.
Badder than old Blackbeard, and meaner than Akainu.
Well the two men took to fightin', and when Zoro pulled them from the floor;
Sanji looked like Buggy the Clown with a couple of pieces gone.
And he's Black Leg Sanji-kun;
The baddest chef hailing from East Blue.
Badder than old Blackbeard, and meaner than Akainu.
And he's Black Leg Sanji-kun;
The baddest chef hailing from East Blue.
Badder than old Blackbeard, and meaner than Akainu.
A/N: For the record, I'm netural on the whole shipping thing, but pirate captain fit the beat. Please tell me what you think, and know to look forward for many more!
(Apoo glows at Ved's back)
Huh? Oh, right-you still can't talk? ...You know that was just a trick I learned in psychology?
Apoo: WHAT!?
Oops! Gotta go!