Me - WELCOME, to the world of bordem. :D
Hidan - It'll suck all the life outta you. (-_-)
Me - Aw don't say that, it's really fun! :DD
Hidan - Now you're here your screwed. (-_-)" (They don't pay me enough to do this shit.)
Oookay, this was made while my internet was out, so I couldn't be arsed finishing it properly.
"Uh...where the fuck are we?" The gutter mouth of Akatsuki, Hidan, yelled at the others.
"Dunno, un." Guess who, Deidara, graced the Jashinist with an answer. They were stood in the middel of...uhhh...I don't know and I'm writting it! Well, it was white and that was it. Was this heaven? HA! No, these fuckers are going hell.
"Alright, Tobi. What the fuck did you do this time?" Ahhh, blaming others. YOUR NEXT! Oh, and Hidan screamd it at Tobi, which someones gonna need a painkiller for the headache/earache in the morning.
"No-nothing! Tobi didn't do nada!"
"Mwahahahaha!" A voice bellowed from...the sky? HOLY JESUS, IT'S JESUS!...No...wait it's god in the sky not Jesus, ahahaha SHUT IT!
"By the menacing laugh, I assume whoever it is that just laughed is the cause of this." Itachi has a thing for turning people emo *Cough*Kyle*Cough*...or was it Sasuke? Yup, I'm sure it was Sasuke. ANYway, the magical writter, ME, has taped Itachi's mouth shut just for personal lols.
"HAHA! Take THAT weasel, un!"
"NOOOOOOOO! Itachi-saaaaaaaan!" Wailed the totaly OOC (Out of character) Kisame. Hmmmmmm, I had fishsticks yesterday, now I want cod.
"HEY! Don't ignore me! Stupified-Kunoichi ignored me once. ONCE." The voice was now pissed, bringing me into this shit and copywriting Naruto Abridged, YOU BASTARD!
"Pssst, get to the plot already!" Stupified-Kunoichi whisperd, from the sky also.
"I AM, I AM!"
"Hey, Mr. Shit-picker, care to tell what the fucks going on here before I sacrice your unworthy ass to Jashin-sama?" Oh, how I'm going to marry Hidan later in my life...when he gets pulled out of that ditch of course.
"I am Billy-Jones Mcshmuck of 4Kids," Que pissed/rabid children. "And I'm here to replace some crap of yours. Like you, Hidan and Jashin, or should I say, Hidan and Humfry."
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"YOUUUU BASTAAAAAAAAAARD!" And so, Mr. Shit-picker-I mean Billy-Jones Mcshmuck- will be no more once Kakuzu lets go of Hidan's ninja forhead protector...which was wore around his neck (O.O)
"Calm. The. Fuck. Down." Yup, Hidan completely ignored Kakuzu, escaped his grip, and sacrificed Billy-Jones Mcshumck to Jashin-sama. Yup, 4Kids is now 1-short of staff. Maybe they should hire youuuuuu?
ANYway, remember kiddies, if you see something on tv that's been dubbed by 4Kids, smash the tv with NO regrets.
Me - I hope you had fun reading! :DDD
Hidan - Her writtings really shit. (-_-)
Me - Shut the fuck up, you know you love it! :DDD
Hidan - Your a really shit poet. (-_-)"