Title: Situations With Kanda
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Short Stories by Roq and Peepmeow
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AN:
And here I am, back from the depths of reading chapter 127!
Anyone else squee like me? XDD
This first story was made by Roq. of FFN and DGMA forums! She's awesome, go visit her profile!
…Unfortunately I deleted the message she sent me, since I'm an idiot, so this isn't GENUINE HER WORK. (shot three times)
So I suppose I'll add in a different one that was originally by her too. These chapters will be made up of three or four of these short stories.
Disclaimer: The first story below isn't even originally mine! Kanda belongs to Hoshino, but the people in the bus belong to us :D The titles are totally made up.
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Peanut Butter Jelly Time
By Roq
Rewritten (D:) by Peepmeow
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Kanda sat in the bus, silently staring out the window. He opened the note that Komui had given him earlier, and to his surprise there was only one line written.
"It's peanut butter jelly time?" Kanda read aloud. The people on the bus started laughing maniacally and some of them even stood up. But they were all singing the same thing.
"IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!"
Kanda was horrified and suddenly had a feeling that this wouldn't be the last time he'd see these people...
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Komui's New Komurin
By Peepmeow
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Kanda made his way down to the science group quarters to receive his next mission. He scoffed at the lazing workers, then walked over to Komui who seemed more ecstatic than usual.
"You got too much coffee?" Kanda deadpanned.
"Nope! I just finished..." Komui pressed a button revealing a large robot behind the bookcases. "...Komurin Three!"
"...What? Another one of those?"
"This one has armor plating EVERYWHERE!" Komui said. "It's pretty much indestructible!"
"...Exorcist...Kanda...Must...Upgrade..." The blue eye on the robot turned red, and suddenly started attacking Kanda with laser beams. Kanda dodged these, and was surprised to see Komurin start charging at a great speed. He ran around.
Suddenly the people from the bus came, blocking his way to the exit, screaming
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
Kanda was in a bad situation. Later he had surgery and his Mugen was transferred to his arm, making him the literal 'ARMED SWORDSMAN!'
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The Tape
By Roq
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Kanda was walking through the halls of the order, minding his own business, when suddenly, he felt a hand pat his shoulder. Grabbing Mugen, he turned around to see who dared to touch him.
It was Lenalee.
"Nii-san wants you in his office" she said coolly, already used to Kanda's reactions.
Kanda just growled and made his way to Komui's office.
Once there, he saw Komui and Reever staring at an artifact on the Supervisor's desk. It was a tape.
"Hey, Kanda, this came in this morning. It had your name on it" Reever said, preparing the tape to be heard.
Kanda was a little puzzled. Who could have sent him a tap- Oh, crap.
"WAIT! DON'T PLAY IT!" Kanda lost his cool and jumped towards Reever, but there was nothing he could do.
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
Reever and Komui started dancing and singing along, and Kanda wished that a Noah came in and kidnapped him.
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FANS
By Peepmeow
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Kanda was surprised to open his door to some random teenaged girls with the same colored hair as him. They grinned, promptly tackling him to the floor.
"Woah! What the hell..?!" Kanda yelled, as NOBODY likes to be randomly tackled.
"OMGKANDAWE'REYOURBIGGESTFANS" they let out as they were promptly scooped up and thrown out the window. Suddenly an unstoppable wave came, randomly tackling and or running over him. Then, suddenly, his worst horror--
"SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW
THE ANGELS ARE DEAD
ALSO UNDER THE RAINBOW
GO HIDE UNDER YOUR BED..."
BUS PEOPLE.
Kanda, who was scarred for life, had trouble sleeping that night.
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PS
SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE HIGH ON SUGAR AND TIREDNESS?
Jya ne
Peepmeow and Roq.