IN WHICH Voldy, Draco, Snape, and Lucius Take a Road Trip……
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone, JKR does. Please, please don't kill me.
A/n: Since my other computer isn't working, and I can't put any more chapters for "So That's Why We're Right Handed", I'll do one of my pointless stories that was long lost in a journal of mine. With a few changes.
Good luck, long known sanity.
0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0
It was a bright, sunny day in Miami, Florida. Voldy lounged on his back by the pool side of the canary yellow condo. Oh, my eyes. He was rooming with Snape, Lucius, and Draco.
"Ah, life is good. Even though I'm nothing but a poor, tattered soul with no hair or any sort of a girlfriend whatsoever. Unlike…him….curse you Harry Potter." he said, finishing off grimly. Yes, my friends, the true reason of his hatred for him.
Suddenly, Draco Malfoy came bounding out of the patio doors in nothing but boxers, for the sake of me, diving into the pool, yelling.
"HIPPOPATTYOMUS!" Water sailed out onto Voldy.
"Oh, my! Draco, young Draco! Please, put on proper apparel for such things!" He shook his head, and continued to get a tan. Although he was frying to a crisp. Mmm…..Voldy.
Draco popped to the surface and cocked his head at Voldemort. "Yes William?" he inquired. Voldy exhaled loudly.
"Please, call me Bill. You know that." Er, Voldy had legally changed his name recently. But I'll just keep with his most widely known one.
Draco climbed out of the pool, and shook his head like a dog, flinging water dribs everywhere. Yes, he was hot.
The patio door opened once again, and Lucius Malfoy stepped out. He wore a slinky, pink dress with tropical flowers on it, and matching sandals. Pink sunglasses with diamond studs were perched on his head. He ran over on tiptoe to Voldy, waving a brochure. "Bill! Oh, Bill! Looky at what I found!"
Voldy lifted his head and smiled at Lucius. "Yes, deary?"
Draco laughed hysterically, then barged head-first into the pool screen.
Lucius stared at his son for a second, then continued. "Well, it's so beautifully sunny out, I thought it would be a good time for a road trip!"
Voldy nodded slowly, and took the brochure out of Lucius' hand. "Yes….mmhm."
"We could bring Draco, and have such a fun time!"
"But his brochure is for the Russian Orphanages."
"I know. I just thought that maid there looked quite hot."
"Yes, indeed. On with the vacation idea." Voldy picked up a glass of water with a lemon on the edge, and plucked it off. He shoved it into his mouth.
"We could take Dolly!" Lucius bounced like a toddler.
"Could have quite a jolly good time."
"So, should I go get our suitcases?"
"Go right…oh, no…." Voldy slid down.
"What?"
"Severus."
"Oh, god."
At that moment, Snape came flying over the fence, landed on his back, got back up, and sprinted his head into Draco's, who's was through the screen.
"THEY'RE COMING! THE PINK FUZZY BUNNYS, I TELL YOU! COMING LIKE NEVER BEFORE!" Snape bellowed out, flapping his arms wildly.
"Nonsense, Severus." Lucius walked over, and pulled Draco's head back through the screen. He kicked Snape's head out the other side.
Voldy got up, and straightened his swim trunks. Ew. Guess I never mentioned he had only swim trunks on. "Well, then, we should be getting ready. Wanna leave nice and early tomorrow!"
Snape stuck his hand through the hole that was made by their heads. Draco screamed, grabbed it, and flung Snape toward him, through the screen. Then hugged him.
"Fancy a cup of tea?" he asked. Snape nodded, and knelt down, lapping water from the pool.
"Oh, yer so adorable!" Draco then stood there in a hot position, looking hot.
Lucius and Voldy, whom had been standing there the whole time, walked back into the condo, and made pinacoladas as it started to rain.