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Can we get Alexz and Tim on set please?" The director bellowed loudly.

A young woman rushed off set in search of the two TV stars. Her boss the director was angry because they had just watched the film that had been shot earlier and no one was satisfied with it.

"We need to re-shoot all of scene 12." The assistant explained to the young blonde as they walked back to the set.

Alexz sighed she was hoping that they were done for the day. Jude didn't have to re-shoot scene 12 three times. Sometimes Alexz wished she could trade places with her character. There was nothing about Jude's life that she couldn't handle. However her own at the moment, was far more complicated. Her co-star and the source of her real life complication walked onto the set just as she walked to her mark.

"Let's just get this over with, Timmypants." Alexz muttered as he walked towards her. She had seen the nickname given to him by some crazy fans on an obscure website called Secret Obsession. Strange name; it was definitely no secret that those chicks were obsessed. Ever since reading it she loved to taunt him with the name.

"You're not the only one that wants to finish this Spencer. I have messages on Myspace to answer ya know."

"Oh that's right; I forgot how popular you were with the whores." Alexz said with a laugh.

Tim smiled at her. "You jealous Spencer?"

"Of the fourteen year old girls who swoon over you Tim?" She patted his arm and tilted her head. "You wish."

"Well not all of them are 14." he defended. "I showed you some of the fan fictions. Those were damn hot."

"Can we please end this little love fest and get some work done you two?" The director asked from his place off set. "Let's take it from Alexz's line. Quiet on the set!"

The set grew quiet as Alexz spoke her line. "I'm not a child anymore Tommy! I've seen things I've done things! What will it take for you to see me as an adult?"

Tim looked at Alexz his mind suddenly blank. He knew his line but for some reason he couldn't remember it.

Alexz noticing his hesitation repeated the last part of her line. "What will it take for you to see me as an adult?"

He heard her. Or at least he knew she was the one who was speaking. He was too entranced by the way her lips moved as she spoke. He was hypnotized by her blue eyes. God he wished she'd love him the way Jude loved Tommy. He couldn't take it anymore. Screw the line, he thought to himself. He launched himself towards her and pressed his lips to hers in a searing kiss.

Surprisingly Alexz kissed back. Tommy and Jude were supposed to kiss but not until after Tim spoke his line. He waited for the director to yell cut knowing that the writers wouldn't appreciate it if they just adlibbed.

Instead the kiss intensified as Tim wrapped his arms around Alexz who pressed her body against his. Again they waited for someone to yell cut. It was Alexz who broke the kiss when the need for air became an issue. She stepped back and looked at Tim with overwhelming awkwardness.

Tim stood there a look of shock on his face. That was more than a Jude and Tommy kiss. It was more like something that had been written in one those smut fics he had become oh so fond of. No he was just reading too much into it.

Two days ago Alexz had made it clear to him that although she cared about him they would never be more than just friends. It broke his heart. He went home that night shared a beer with his pug Fritz and wrote a blog that only the die hard Tim fans would understand. He read a few messages from his stalkers on Myspace hoping they would cheer him up. One about cake in particular made him laugh.

Damn he really needed to get to his laptop. A new blog was already taking shape in his mind. Plus he really wanted to check for an update on his favorite fic and see if Tommy's VIPER was gonna be safe in the hands of Speiderman.

He quickly stepped away from Alexz. "I uh … gotta go check something." He stammered. Tim turned to walk off set but stopped when he saw there were now walls and a door to the fake room they stood in.

"Yeah... Um…" Alexz turned towards where the monitor was moments ago. Instead of seeing her reflection on the screen staring back at her she saw nothing but an empty room with yellow walls and a thick wooden door. Her eyes grew wide with confusion as she looked around the room.

"Tim, where did everybody go?" she asked when she saw that everything and everyone that had been there only moments ago were gone. No director, hot stage lights, no boom mics.

"Maybe they're behind the door?" he half stated half asked.

"And how did the wall and door just magically appear, Timmypants?" she asked in a sarcastic tone,

"Super fast, super quiet contractor?"

Alexz rolled her eyes at him. "Yea O-kay." Suddenly she became angry. What was this anyway? Who was playing this joke on her and why? "Tim, I swear if you slipped some kind of date rape hallucinogen in my water--"

"Don't even go there Spencer! Like I would have to drug you to get you to screw me!"

"What the hell is that supposed to mean? Do I look like one of your little groupies Tim?"

"Go ahead lie all you want to. That kiss told me everything. You want me." he stated cockily.

"It was called acting Rozon! And as awful as that kiss was and the fact you can't even remember your lines tells me you should start taking a daily acting lesson with Cory!" she spat at him.

"Excuse me? What gives you any right to critique my acting abilities? Miss I'm -too- good -for- this -show. Miss I-don't-want-to-be-an-actor-I-want-to-be-a-rockstar."

"Oh shut up! Just because I can actually sing and you sound like a frog!"

"I don't need to sing Alexz. I'm very happy with my acting and I haven't heard any disappointment from the women who've seen Pure."

"Ha! I've seen Pure Tim, and let me tell you, you weren't that hot! Your ass is a little to white." she told him as she patted him on the fanny.

That's when the door they had originally been arguing about burst open.

"You two better get to Darius's office. T' I could hear you yelling all the way down the hall. You act?"

"Very funny Mark." Tim said to the man who played Tommy's best friend on the show.

"Mark? Who the hell is Mark?" he asked looking behind him.

"Will you please just knock this off? I am way too tired for all of the pranks today. I just want to get off this set and get home to bed." Alexz told him.

"Look I don't know what kind of strange sex games you and Tommy are playing here Jude, but leave me out of it. I'll just stay Kwest thanks." He gave them each an odd look before exiting the room.