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Summary: somehow, thrown into a time warp the Shichinintai get thrown into modern day Tokyo, and four of them are forced to go to Highschool, Kagome Higurashi's Highschool!
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"Where are we?" Jakotsu asked at the same time.
"I think it's called a school." Suikotsu said.
"But-" Bankotsu was cut off by a rough voice.
"Ah, you must be the new students we've been expecting." the man said.
"But-" Bankotsu was cut off again. "Now, now, come along, we have to get you all settled." The man hustled them into the school building.
Whispers followed them as they walked in. "They're all very attractive, especially that little one with a braid. I wonder where they're from." Some girls whispered giggling.
"Ushitora." Bankotsu said looking at them. The girls blushed realizing he heard them. They sat down at the back of the class.
"So they think we're the new students?" Jakotsu asked Bankotsu quietly.
"Guess so." he replied.
"Well, we'll have to make the best of it, because with that guy leading us we won't get a word in edgewise."
"I suppose you're right...."
"You will sit over there," the man said pointing out a few empty seats. "Right over next to Mrs. Higurashi."
Kagome looked back at the four like she was seeing ghosts.
"Do you know those guys Kag-chan?" One of her friends asked her. She shook her head and stared forward.
The man turned to them. "Now, I'll need you to report to my office at the end of the day to recieve your uniforms."
"Uniforms?" They chorused.
"I believe you heard me the first time. I trust you'll be able to find my office." the man nodded to them and left. The teacher looked at them. "Please take your seats."
They sat. Renkotsu growled darkly. "I'm not going to like this." He murmured. "Suikotsu-" he started. "Suikotsu!" he repeated. "Don't space out!" He demanded.
Suikotsu looked at him and just shrugged.
"Idiots...all idiots...."
The teacher began talking to the class about history.
Blah...blah...blah...I wonder where Kikyou-sama is.... Suikotsu thought boredly.
The teacher continued. "And if you'll look at page 97 in your textbooks, you can see a picture of the famous Miko, Kikyou. There is also a picture of her lover."
Suikotsu opened the book and saw the picture. His face turned a bit red. Lover? Since when...? He thought confused.
Bankotsu snickered. "When were you planning on telling us this Suikotsu?" he whispered
He looked at his leader. "We'll discuss it later, it's no better than the picture on the next page." He hissed.
"And if you'll turn to the next page, you'll see another pair of lovers."
Yuka raised her hand. "Are those...two GUYS?!" She asked.
Bankotsu turned the page, and his face reddened.
"Yes, they are two guys. And there is nothing wrong with that fact."
Jakotsu squealed and giggled with joy. Heh...that's a nice picture. he thought.
"Yeah...who are they?"
"If you would actually read the text, then you would known, Mrs. Yamato."
"But why read it when you could just read it to us?" She replied calmly.
The teacher sighed. "Their names are Bankotsu and Jakotsu. They are both members of the Shichinintai. No last names given."
Renkotsu snorted. "Did you intend to tell us this, Leader, Jakotsu?"
"No, no I didn't." Bankotsu stiffly replied.
"And, turn the page again and you can see a brutal battle between the commander of the Shichinintai Renkotsu and Jakotsu, involving the words 'meanie' 'brat' 'freak' and the action of Jakotsu sticking out his tongues and throwing rocks at Renkotsu."
Jakotsu smiled at the memory and Renkotsu grimaced.
The teacher started to say something, but the bell rang. "Read pages 100- 120 for homework and answer the questions on page 120!" he called out as the students ran out of the room.
The four ran out of the room. "Uniforms." Bankotsu grunted. "Let's try to live through this." He told them.
They received directions from the teacher before leaving and walked to the principal's office.
As they walked in, the secretary at the desk looked up.
"You must be the new students. Go right in." she waved them through a door.
The principal stood up when they walked in. "Here you are, boys." he handed each of them a blue button up top and dark blue pants. "You are expected to wear these to the school daily. That will be all. Any questions?" he didn't give them time to answer. "Good, you can go." he led them out of the room and went back in shutting the door behind him.
Renkotsu looked at the uniform like it was something detestable.
"I can't believe it's blue!" Jakotsu whined. "Why not purple?"
"I like blue." Suikotsu said shrugging. "Eh...where do we live?" he asked as they walked down the street.
Bankotsu shrugged.
Just then someone called out to them. "Psst! Leader! Commander! Jakotsu! Suikotsu!" It was Mukotsu. "Follow me, to our new home." He said smiling widely. They followed the shorter man and came to a HUGE estate on the edge of town.
Bankotsu looked at it and nodded. "It'll do."
"And it has a store of so much money, we can adapt ourselves to this new place easily!" Mukotsu told them opening the doors.
"I can't adapt." Suikotsu grumbled.
"You'll have to, until we find a way to get back"
"No....I miss, Miss Kikyou, that's why I cant adapt. Kagome goes back to where we're from. Make her bring Kikyou back next time." he told Bankotsu.
"Alright."
"Okay. I can adapt very well then." Suikotsu said smiling.
"I don't think I'm gonna like this." Renkotsu grumbled.
"You don't like anything." Jakotsu informed him.
"And you're sleeping with the boss. Get over it." Renkotsu said crossly.
"Well, at least I can get someone to sleep with. Unlike you, who couldn't get someone with you if your life depended on it."
"Are you sure about that?" Renkotsu retorted.
Jakotsu grinned. "Without threatening them, yes."
"Lets make a bet, I bet I can get a girl without even trying. What's your wager?" Renkotsu snapped.
"Hmm....if you win, I won't eat for a week, and if I win, you won't eat for a week."
"Heh..." Bankotsu snorted flipping through the magazine. "I looked around, lots of clothes upstairs in the bedrooms, me, you, Renkotsu and Suikotsu will have to go out, buy food, clothes stuff. And try to 'adapt' like Mukotsu advised, Jakotsu." Bankotsu told them looking up.
"Ok."
So they left, each with as much money as they could carry in their pockets. "Where first...?"
"Hey! There's Kagome. Maybe...we can bug her to help us!" Bankotsu said. They walked over to her. "Hey Kagome!"
Kagome turned around, clearly surprised to see them.
"Can you help us?"
"With what?"
"Well...see I guess we're stuck here and we kinda want you to help us adapt can you?" Bankotsu asked quirking an eyebrow at her.
She shrugged. "Sure."
"Oh...and next time you go back to see Inu-whatever his name is...see if you can bring Kikyou back, Suikotsu's being an idiot and not cooperating with us...and I guess he needs his girlfriend." He said smiling with a shrug.
"If she'll come with me, then yes."
Suikotsu smiled at her. Jakotsu was pouting behind Bankotsu and Renkotsu was staring into space, ignoring everyone.
She nodded. "So...what are you looking for?"
"Clothes, food, clothes, books anything that'll keep us entertained." He said shrugging.
----Later----
"And that should be everything." she told them after they had shopped for awhile.
The boys were dog-tired. They were all piled under mounds and mounds of bags. "Damn...onna...this is a lot of stuff...but thanks." Bankotsu panted as the group retreated to their new 'headquarters' only a few blocks away from Kagome's house and the Higurashi shrine, they found out.
"Welcome back!" Mukotsu chortled as they came back.
"Shut up Mukotsu." They chorused good-naturedly.
Mukotsu noted the bags. "I see you found what you wanted."
"And then some, we wouldn't've taken so long if Renkotsu hadn't stared at all those women so long." Jakotsu grunted putting down the bags.
"Hey, you were the one looking at all the guys!" Renkotsu snapped.
"You were what?" Bankotsu asked, jealousy creeping into his system.
Jakotsu blushed and began fishing through the bags that had been labeled his, pulling out some things.
Bankotsu looked at Jakotsu, waiting for an explanation.
Jakotsu took off his yukata and armor, then changed into a sort of tight pair of black pants and a bright pink top. "What do you think?" He asked with a smile.
He couldn't stay angry, and smiled. "It looks good."
"Thanks." Jakotsu said happily.
Bankotsu nodded. "Let's get this stuff up to our rooms."
They picked up their bags and walked upstairs, picking a room for each of them. Jakotsu lay back on the plush bed. "Ah..." he sighed contently.
Renkotsu chose a room that was far away from Jakotsu's. He put up a sign on the door that read 'Go away, and stay away. This means you.' Then he went into the room, shutting the door behind him.
Jakotsu pulled open the blinds in his room. "Ah! I feel so alive!" He then proceeded to paint one side of his door purple, and the outside part pink.
Bankotsu had a room next to Jakotsu's. He sank into the bed, feeling at once how comfortable it was.
Suikotsu had a room nestled in a corner, very cozy; not the largest room but it suited him. He smiled as he laid down on the bed and thought that, his hopes high, Kikyou would follow Kagome and stay here with him, these guys were like his brothers, but...a little eccentric as they were.
Jakotsu came out of his room. 'I wonder what the other's rooms are like...' He peeked in Bankotsu's room and saw it was like his, and it was the same with Suikotsu's. All that was left was Renkotsu's room, which was locked. He knocked on the door, and a muffled "Go away" was heard. He sighed and went back to his own room to go to bed.
[The Next Day, At School]
The teacher quieted the class. "Students, we have another new student. Her name is Kikyou Higurashi, and she is Kagome's cousin." She came into the room, already wearing the school uniform. She looked very beautiful...and very uncomfortable.
All the boys looked at her. She didn't look happy, or anything really, just kind of, blank. But her eyes quickly scanned the room, and when the chocolate-brown orbs fell on Suikotsu a smile traced Kikyou's lips. "Wow...she's pretty." Some of the guys whispered to each other. Kagome's friends smiled welcomingly at her and she remained expressionless, minus the tiny smile she had given Suikotsu.
Suikotsu quickly pushed Renkotsu into the next seat, making room. The teacher looked around. "You will be sitting next to Suikotsu, since it seems to be the only seat available."
Kikyou smiled a little again and sat down beside said brunette. "Hello." She whispered.
Suikotsu smiled. "Hey." He whispered back.
"I'm staying with Kagome at the shrine house." Kikyou said nodding. "When she leaves for Sengoku Jidai again tomorrow I'll stop by." She added.
"Great."
"You two, shut up." Renkotsu snapped at the conversing pair.
"Why don't you?" he retorted, but returned his attention to the teacher.
Kagome's friends looked at all of them funny. "How could someone like Kikyou be related to Kag-chan? They seem so different!" Yuka whispered, but her eyes were scanning the four males that had been added to her class the day before. Just looking, she told herself.
Bankotsu gave them a look that clearly said 'Back off'
Yuka averted her eyes to the once quarreling trio, Renkotsu, Kikyou and Suikotsu. I guess...maybe Suikotsu and Kikyou are going out, or they like each other. she thought, she had hoped that one of them was single. But it seemed Bankotsu and Jakotsu were wrapped up and Suikotsu too, and hell, maybe even Renkotsu she didn't know. But it put her spirit down a bit.
Renkotsu also gave her a look, as if asking 'what are you looking at?'
Yuka glared at him strongly, not flinching away from his glare.
Renkotsu cracked a small smile and returned his attention to the front of the classroom. He'd be able to win this bet after all.
Yuka snorted at the 'new guy' and directed her attention to the front again. "Does he think I'm SCARED of him?" She muttered casting a tiny glare back at Renkotsu.
The teacher was still talking. "Naraku was a strong rival of Inuyasha's. No one knows the real reason why though, since that fact was never uncovered." As the teacher talked, Renkotsu, fell asleep.
Suddenly he was snapped awake by a loud crack on his desk. Startled, he looked up to see the teacher looming over him. "Is my class too boring for you, Mr. Renkotsu? Or is it too easy?" Renkotsu didn't answer. "Well then, you have a class to make up in detention after school today. Be there." The teacher walked back up to the front of the room.
Yuka giggled. Well, he's a troublemaker. She thought. Renkotsu glared at her and returned a lofty, off-hand gaze to the teacher, clearly saying 'impress me, I dare you'
"We have reason to believe that Naraku is related to the baboon, because it is known that he frequently wore a baboon suit. Word has it that when his suit burned up he started crying."
Renkotsu snorted back laughter. Its true, I watched it. He thought to himself.
The teacher gave out the homework, and the bell rang.
Renkotsu stood up to leave. Being obnoxious and rude, Yuka laughed out loud and the teacher looked at her too. "Yuka, stay after for encouraging troublesome behavior." The teacher snapped. Yuka glared at Renkotsu as if to say 'you got me in trouble!' they both sat and stared at the teacher.
They sat for awhile, until Yuka felt something hit her on the back of her head. She grabbed it and saw that it was a paper airplane. She unfolded it and read what was written. 'This is stupid'.
She took her pencil and wrote back. 'Yeah, I know. And it's all your fault.'
'No it isn't, you wouldn't be here if you hadn't laughed, its not my fault this guy is boring.' he wrote back.
She grinned. 'No, it's not. You're not the first kid to fall asleep in his class.'
He read this and grinned. 'I sorry I'm funny...wench.' He wrote back.
'Wench?!' she glared at him. 'Jerk.'
'Eh...let me rephrase that, my names Renkotsu, who're you?' He wrote back, correcting himself and giving her a cold, sarcastic grin.
'Yuka.'
'Well, Yuka, I need to apologize for a few things, I'm sorry I'm funny, I'm sorry I'm sarcastic and intelligent...anything I forgot?'
'You're sorry you're a liar?' she wrote grinning
'No, but I'm sorry my friends are prettier than you.' He wrote with a snort.
She glared at him. 'Then go marry one.'
'Sorry, I'm not the gay one in the group, the single one yes, the gay one, no. Sorry.'
While she was writing something, the note was snatched from her desk. "Well what do we have here?" the teacher glanced at Renkotsu. "So you just transfer in, and already you've gotten yourself a girlfriend?"
Renkotsu regarded the teacher snatching the note back. "Mind your own business." He snapped.
"Since you seem so anxious to write, here's some work to do."
Renkotsu looked at the teacher lazily, clearly saying 'make me'
The teacher shrugged and went back up to the front of the room, leaving the paper on his desk.
Renkotsu put his feet up on the desk and leaned in, bowing his head and closing his eyes.
After a little while, the teacher looked up. "You may go now."
Renkotsu thanked Kami, then looked at the crumbled note, he hadn't read what she had last written.
He read it and just laughed a little. Make up your mind Yuka. He thought smiling lopsidedly at the girl as he walked from the room.
"I'm glad I made you happy." she said sarcastically.
"I'm glad my joy makes you happy." He retorted equally sarcastic.
She stuck her tongue out at him and walked away.
Renkotsu smirked, and began to walk home.
He watched her walk up the street and go into a house on the corner. So that's where she lives....
Yuka secretly watched the 'new guy' from her window going into a huge house at the end of her road. He lives there?! She thought in awe.
Renkotsu walked into the house. He spotted Jakotsu and purposely walked past him. "I'm gonna win this bet." he said as he passed, and went up to his room without waiting for an answer.
Just then someone knocked on his door. "Get your ass out if you're hungry." Bankotsu's voice shouted through his door.
He came out. "Alright, alright. I'm coming."
They all gathered in the dining room, which was huge. "Aw! No! Kyoukotsu don't eat that!" Mukotsu said snatching away a dinner plate from the large man beside him.
"Why not?"
"Because we all want food!" Jakotsu told him.
"And I don't think that's edible." Bankotsu added.
"Sorry." Kyoukotsu muttered. They all ate and Jakotsu laughed.
"Remember this, as of Sunday at midnight no eating till, next Sunday at Midnight, Commander." Jakotsu chuckled.
"That's what you think, Jakotsu."
"Have your eyes on someone?" He retorted.
"I'd say she has her eyes on me."
"Oh really, how do you know this?"
He smirked and pulled out the note, showing it to Jakotsu.
Jakotsu looked amused. "Aww, Commanders got a girlfriend!" He teased.
"And Jakotsu'll have hunger pains by the end of the week."
"Settle down children." Bankotsu said smiling at the two.
"Yes, dad."
Bankotsu laughed good-naturedly. "What do you see in her Suikotsu?" He asked suddenly.
"What? See in who?"
"Kikyou you idiot. What do you see in Kikyou?" He persisted.
"Well...she understands that everyone is good and evil, she's kind...quiet.."
Jakotsu choked on his food. "And that makes you love a filthy little WOMAN?!" he asked.
"Yes, actually." Suikotsu said nodding.
"Not all of us are gay, Jakotsu." Renkotsu replied haughtily.
"Yeah, yeah, and not all of us are losers either." he retorted.
"Not all of us have to sleep our way to the top." He replied. Causing Bankotsu to look down in fury and embarrassment.
"Alright, that's enough, all of you." Mukotsu said. "You're acting like children, so you'll be treated like children. To your rooms, now."
"Yes, GRAMPS." They all chorused trudging to their rooms.
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"I saw the looks you were giving that one new guy, Yuka." Eri told her.
"What?" Yuka replied.
"Yeah, I did too. Do you like him or something?" Ayumi asked.
"Which one?" She asked trying to sound casual.
"The bald tall one." they chorused together.
"The one that got detention for falling asleep during class? He got ME in trouble because he was so stupidly funny! He's a JERK!" She ranted.
Eri glanced at Ayumi and they nodded. "She likes him."
Yuka was breathing heavily. "Gr! He thinks he's soooo great too! Arrogant jerk!"
"Definitely." Ayumi said.
"Definitely what?!"
"You definitely like him."
"No I don't!"
"Yes you do!"
"Why would I?!"
"The last time you got so angry about a guy was in the 3rd grade." Eri said.
"And that was because you had a crush on him." Ayumi added.
"This guy is a genuine JERK! He's so arrogant! He actually had the balls to apologize cause that Jakotsu guy he hangs out with is PRETTIER than us!"
"Well, that WAS rude thing to say...but we still think you like him."
"Just admit it!"
"Well..." her mind drifted back to the note. "I'll tell you about detention instead."
They listened.
"He tossed me a note, and we kept writing back and forth, really mean and sarcastic then the teacher took the note after I threw it back after about the 5th time and gave Renkotsu work, he snatched the note back and didn't do any of the work." She explained.
"What was on the note?"
"Just stuff."
They groaned. "What kind of stuff?"
"I mean...well, I don't remember anymore...he took it with him." She said sighing.
"Too bad....."
"He called me a wench then asked my name, that's really all I remember." Yuka recalled the note.
"Just think, he might like you back...." Eri said, thinking a loud. Ayumi nodded, agreeing.
Yuka blushed. "L-like me?"
"Yeah"
"...Eh...I dunno." She said, her eyes widening. "He's just not the type to like someone as plain-Jane as me..."
"You don't know that." Ayumi said.
"You should ask him!" Eri added.
"Ask him?!" She explained blushing redder than an apple. "That is just...NO!"
They giggled at her reaction.
"What?!"
"Oh nothing." Eri replied innocently.
"Reeeeally."
"I still think you like him." Ayumi finally said.
"Why would I?" She asked.
"You were blushing."
"When?"
"When we said he might like you...when we suggested asking him.."
"Okay I get the point! But there's nothing to LIKE about him!" She protested.
"Reeeeally.." they teased.
"Name some 'likable' qualities about him!"
"He's smart, tough, no regard for rules...and he's just as stubborn as you." Eri said.
"Don't know if that's a good thing though." Ayumi added.
Yuka blanched. She had never thought about that. "No regard for rules, that means he's surely TROUBLE."
"You and trouble get along really well."
"No we DONT."
"What about that time when.." Eri continued, naming quite a few incidents.
"I met him yesterday! We had detention together and that's almost all!"
"Give it time...you'll admit it."
"Eventually."
"No, because he doesn't like me! He prolly likes some twisted scary pale girl like Kikyou!"
"Nah, it seems his friend Suikotsu's more that type." Eri said thoughtfully.
"Yeah, because Suikotsu and Kikyou are like...tight...." Yuka said thoughtfully. "And Bankotsu and Jakotsu...and...well...he's all alone...." She said trailing off.
"Exactly."
"And that involves me how?!"
"Whoops, would you look at the time? Gotta get home." Eri said suddenly. Ayumi nodded, and they both left before she could get angrier. Yuka was scary when she was mad.
Yuka growled evilly.
"She has a what? Since when?" Kagome was shocked when she heard the news. Yuka and Renkotsu, no way! she thought.
"Yep! She SO likes him Kag-chan!"
"I can't believe it! Who'd have thought Yuka could find a guy!"
"And from what she says, he likes her too!" Ayumi squealed.
THIS Kagome was even more shocked at. She nearly burst out laughing, but contained herself. The mighty Renkotsu, liking a girl.
"She said he was a jerk, but you could tell she was trying to convince herself, it was hilarious!"
"Boy, I wish I could've seen that!"
"Well, I gotta go, and...I hope your Rabies clears up, heard you had to get some nasty shots." Eri said hanging up.
Rabies? Kagome thought. "Grandpa again...." she said sighing.
-The next day-
The teacher began roll call, with people calling out if they were there. "Renkotsu?"
"Here."
"Suikotsu?" He looked up. "Suikotsu?" he called again.
His eyes narrowed slightly. "It seems Kikyou is missing as well..."
Ayumi laughed a little, remembering what Yuka had pointed out about the missing couple.
"Well...Suikotsu was with us when we got here...." Bankotsu mused out-loud.
"And now he's not...and neither is Kikyou.." Renkotsu said with a slight smirk. "Wonder where they could've gone.."
Jakotsu gagged, Bankotsu laughed and so did all of Kagome's friends, Kagome absent due to 'emphysema' her Gramps had told them.
Suddenly a shriek was heard from down the hall. The teacher hurried out of the room, telling the class to stay in the classroom. Of course, paying no attention, the students watched from the doorway
The teacher found the janitor standing in front of the janitor's closet with the door shut, face red. "What's going on?" The janitor pointed to the door, and the teacher opened it. Inside were Suikotsu and Kikyou, lip- locking.
Bankotsu, whom was watching, collapsed the floor in laughter.
"Suikotsu! Kikyou!" the teacher cried angrily, finally able to speak. They both looked up, noticing him standing there. "Detention for both of you, now out of the closet!"
Suikotsu tried to move, just causing he and Kikyou to tumble out, Kikyou landing on top of him. He blushed a little darker and so did Kikyou.
They got up and trudged back towards the classroom, clearly embarrassed. The teacher, walking in front of them, stopped in front of Bankotsu. He was still on the floor. "Bankotsu, you didn't listen. You'll be getting a detention as well."
"On the contrary," Bankotsu said smartly. "I'm still in the classroom." he indicated to his foot, which was in the door.
"Damn...he's smart AND cute." One girl whispered.
He stood up and walked back to his seat, smirking all the way.
All of the class was laughing at the antics of the Suikotsu and Kikyou they found it HILARIOUS.
Renkotsu looked at his friends, he and Jakotsu didn't want to be left out of detention so he yelled something to Jakotsu, Jakotsu yelled back and Bankotsu jumped in on defense.
The teacher eyed them for a moment, and seeing that they weren't planning on stopping, handed out the detentions.
Bankotsu and the others cheered, now they had detention too! Yuka looked at Renkotsu, knowing it was planned, she smirked. "Mr. Tachimoto I think Renkotsu here...was WANTING detention oh and...you dropped your toupee." She said calmly.
The teacher grew red in the face and scooped up the toupee, handing Yuka a detention in the same swift movement. "Anyone ELSE want a detention?" he asked, eyeing the class. When no one else spoke up he continued with the lesson.
Yuka burst out laughing tried to restrain but couldn't help it.
"Would you like another detention?" the teacher asked her crossly.
"Well you put your toupee on wrong." She said nodding. Renkotsu laughed out loud too.
"Us?" Renkotsu asked innocently. "We already have detention...."
"I said, see me after class."
"Fine." They chorused.
Class ended.
"Yuka, Renkotsu, it seems you two just like to get into trouble."
"Actually," Renkotsu retorted. "It seems to follow us wherever we go."
"Yep, well, just him, it came up and bit me in the ass upon meeting him, but continue."
The teacher sighed and handed each of them a pink slip for I.S.S. "Go there tomorrow."
They laughed.
"Now get out."
"Okay."
So the day passed uneventfully...until detention. "Okay, here we are, detention!"
"Do your worst!"
The teacher made them sit.
"I'm bored." Jakotsu whined.
"That's too bad."
The teacher handed out a packet. "This packet is to be completed and handed in at the end of class. Get to work."
Renkotsu folded a paper airplane and threw it at Yuka, a little message written in it.
The note read- 'You have a nice butt I swear I'm not being serious.'
'And you have a large brain. Note the sarcasm '
'And your a perfect little angel.' He wrote back. ' Note the sarcasm '
'Got that right'
'Yep'
Yuka glanced up and saw the teacher looking at her. She quickly wrote something on the paper. The teacher walked over and took the note away and read it outloud. When he got to the last thing she wrote, he raised an eyebrow. "What did you get for question 14?"
"1497." Renkotsu called back.
"Since you two seem to have so much spare time on your hands, you can do the janitor's work. I heard there's still some lipstick stains on the walls where Ms. Kikyou seemed to have missed her target." he said, glancing at Kikyou and Suikotsu.
Suikotsu blushed. Renkotsu blanched. "Kikyou doesn't wear lipstick, that was yours, remember, you and Coach Tonari?
The teacher looked at Renkotsu with a look that could kill. "Where did you find that out?!"
"An...Associate I shall say." He said nodding.
The teacher glared at him. "Everyone may leave, except you two. You may get started on cleaning."
Renkotsu picked up the dirty mop from the bucket of water it was in. "This is so stupid." He muttered,
"You're telling me."
"Heh."
"Hey! I already mopped there!"
"SO?" he said 'accidentally' bumping her leg with his mop.
"So don't mop there!" she said, 'accidentally' bumping him back.
He hit her with the mop again, mopping over her foot.
She waved the mop in his face.
He took it a little far and dumped his bucket of water over her head.
She took her bucket and dumped it on HIM.
He took a step forward, but slipped on the soaking floor and fell forward, right onto Yuka.
Meanwhile, unbeknownst to them, the rest of their friends had managed to hack their way into the control system room, and were currently watching the whole thing. "Kiss him! Kiss him!" Eri yelled excitedly, not realizing the microphone next to her was on. Her voice echoed throughout the school.
Yuka's eyes widened, she heard it. "ERI!"
Everyone in the control room rushed to get out of the room and out of the school before the two angry members of their group found them.
"I think they're gone." Yuka said hearing the front door of the school slam.
"I'm...going...to...kill...them!" Renkotsu raged, jumping up.
Yuka glared, then in one swift motion she had slammed Renkotsu back first against the lockers. "No you're not."
He glared back at her.
Yuka gritted her teeth.
"And why shouldn't I?" he finally asked
"Because they, are my friends." She snapped.
"Not them! Bankotsu and the others!"
"...Eh...I wouldn't...I mean...they had good intentions right?" She asked sweetly.
"Good intentions my ass! They were just plain spying!"
"So? It's not like it was something personal or intimate!"
"It could've been..." he muttered under his breath.
"What was that?" She asked, not hearing what he had said.
"Nothing!" he said, his face turning slightly red.
Yuka cracked a grin and giggled. "Okay...whatever...."
Renkotsu reversed the movement, so it was Yuka's back to the lockers, not his. At that moment, a teacher spotted them. "Renkotsu! Take your hands off her this instant!"
"Eh! We were just goofing off!" Yuka covered. Renkotsu let go of her shoulders and nodded.
The teacher eyed them for a moment, then walked away. "That was close...." Renkotsu said.
"Too close." Yuka said putting a hand on her pounding heart. "Stop getting me into so much trouble!" She demanded playfully.
"Stop butting in then!" he demanded, just as playfully.
"Butting into what?!"
"My business."
"What? Being a hoodlum is your business now?!" She asked grinning.
He didn't answer, just stared at her for a moment, unable to avert his gaze from her lovely-what the heck was he thinking?! He shook himself.
She giggled again. Then leaned in unconsciously. "Jerk." She whispered in his ear.
"Wench." he whispered back.
Their faces were mere centimeters apart.... "Ass." She muttered.
He muttered back something that was inaudible. A few minutes later, a teacher rounded the corner and found them...
"Renkotsu! Yuka! This is detention not some drunk kids party! Save that for then! Not like Kikyou and Suikotsu! Now get out!" The teacher snapped, his toupee almost falling off.
They moved away from each other and quickly left the building without saying anything.
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