Great...I'm dead now so go away. No really just go away. C'mon?!
FUCK just get off my coffin, you're heavy and you smell bad!
damn can't I rest when I'm dead?
Minato jumped up "What who is it?!"
He looked around the graveyard. Then he looked down a hand grabbed his foot and pulled.
WTF!? he said as he fell down headfirst into the mud. As a legendary ninja he should have been able to notice any presence.
But he couldn't detect any chakra. He rolled away in the mud staining his white jacket brown and got to his feet.
His previously clean look was replaced with one completely stained with mud.
"HAHAHA you look like a pig!"
Looking at where the hand was Minato could see a head sticking out.
His eyes widened with disbelief. "No, it can't be! YOU'RE ALIVE!"
His eyes almost poped out of their sockets. "NARUTO!"
"WOW, you look like you've seen a ghost, dad. lol I'm just joking Naruto is dead... Only me left MUAHAHA THE KYUBI RETURNSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
Just a small gag might be continiued... Have a nice day!