Disclaimer: I own nothing! If I did own Total Drama, everyone would be in Total Drama World Tour. Rated T for swearing from, contestants and the hosts.
Pairings: Tyler/Lindsay, Courtney/Duncan, Trent/Gwen, Owen/Izzy, Bridgette/ Geoff, Alejandro/ Heather, Fanon Couples
Attractions: Cody/ Gwen, Sierra/ Cody, Beth/ Harold, Harold/ LaShawna, Every girl (except Eva, Sierra and Gwen)/ Alejandro
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Chris McLean was standing on a runway with and he said, "Season Three of Total Drama, folks! The world is gonna be mine, sea to shining sea! Sadly, I'm forced to share my world with a three-ring team traveling freak show!"
A blue and white bus appeared. "They'll be competing all around the globe for another million dollars! So, let's meet our players! Courtney! Duncan! Heather! Gwen! Trent! LaShawna!"
The six contestants begin to walk out. Heather suddenly stops and Gwen walks into the queen bee. "Are there reserved seats?" The goth girl asked, "I would like one not behind Heather's pony haired ponytail!"
"My extensions are human hair!" Heather snapped.
"You learn something new every day" Duncan said causing Gwen to laugh. This caused Trent and Courtney to glare at the punk.
"Owen, DJ, Justin and Harold." Chris said looking for the four teen boys. Owen gets pulled being held by Justin and DJ.
"Sweet strawberry reserves! No!" Owen screamed.
"He's afraid of flying, remember?" DJ said to Chris.
"Aerophobia. From the Latin, as opposed aeronausophobia, the fear of flying sickness." Harold said giving useless facts like usual.
Noah stepped off the bus and said, "Keep up the fascinating facts and I'm gonna be aero-nauseous all over you."
Katie and Sadie walk down the stairs of the bus and say, "I can't believe that we are another season!" Sadie said.
"I know right. This is so awesome. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Katie squealed.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Sadie squealed.
"Shut up and let me introduce the next contestants! And there were Noah, Katie, and Sadie. Also returning are fan favorites, Eva, Cody and…" Chris says introducing the peanut gallery from the previous season as the two contestants walked out of the bus. Eva was lifting weights and Cody was trying to be cool.
"Yo, yo, yo! This year's winner is in the house, eh, bus, I mean... runwayyyy! Where's the plane, eh?" Ezekiel says interrupting the host.
Izzy jumps from behind onto the homeschooled kid's shoulders saying, "I know, right? Let's fly!" this causes the two contestants to fly forward onto the runway's pavement.
"Yep,Izzy's back. Also returning is Lindsay, Beth and Tyler."
Lindsay stopped and says, "Are you guys going out Lizzie?" Beth stops right behind the dumb blonde. Tyler came from behind and tripped on a step sending the wannabe, the fail jock and the dumb blonde down on the crazy girl and the homeschooled boy.
"Also returning are the co- hosts of the Total Drama Action Aftermath, Bridgette and Geoff." Chris announced. The surfer girl and the party boy were too busy to making out to notice the pile of competitors on the runway.
"Yo Chris, you forgot to introdunce me" Ezekiel added.
Chris said" And Ezekiel. And now to mix things up and keep it all fresh, we're adding two new competitors! He's an honor-roll student with a diplomat of a dad and an amazing ability to charm the pants off most species. Alejandro!"
Alejandro walks off the bus and takes his sunglasses off. He walks over to the pile and help Lindsay, Beth, Bridgette, and Izzy up. "May I be of assistance?"
"Wow-ie!" Izzy says after beginning helped up.
"I-I have a boyfriend!" Bridgette explains quickly.
"Me too" Beth adds.
"I'm not sure if I do! Can I get back to you?" Lindsay asked.
Alejandro then faces towards the dude and says, "And amigos."
"Wow, eh." Ezekiel said.
"Thanks man!" Geoff said.
"I like girls" Tyler said.
"And she's a sugar addicted super fan with over sixteen Total Drama blogs! Sierra!" Chris said introducing the final contestant.
Sierra runs off the bus and screams, "Oh my gosh, I love you guys! And this is the greatest day of my life!" She starts to hyperventilate, "Anyone got a paper bag I can breathe into?"
She sees Cody and runs to the Techno Geek. "Oh my gosh, Cody! I've dreamed of this moment! Only you weren't wearing a shirt!"
The plane is driving up to the contestants "What the fuck?" Duncan is about to ask but the plane's screeching block's the word out of his mouth.
The plane stops next to Chris. Courtney says, "Excuse me, but I'd like to express some concern about the safety of our plane."
Chris responds," Relax, it's perfectly safe!" A part of the jet falls off and a raccoon and a mouse run away. "Now boarding!"
Owen screams, "No! I can't ride in that! Call the United Nations, call a cab, call my Mom! I'm not doing this, I'm out! This is unethical!" Chris comes over and smacks him with a frying pan. "Mommy" he mumbles.
"Have a problem with it?" Chris asked annoyed.
"Whatever" Noah said opening a book and began reading.
"I don't give a shit about where the season is. I just care who wins it!" Eva snarls.
"Nope!" Cody said.
"It's cool" Geoff said.
"Love it!" Lindsay replied
"Dibs on the window seat!" Bridgette said.
Chris says to the camera, "Now boarding on a voyage to a million big ones! We're saving you a first class seat for all the action! Right here on Total! Drama!" he begins to sing, "World Tour!"
"Seriously?" Duncan asked.
(Theme song! Katie and Sadie are on the statue of Liberty staring at Alejandro. Justin is staring at himself then Izzy comes by scaring him and Lindsay. Eva watches and laughs at Izzy being attacked by the baby seal. Geoff is surfing with Bridgette and DJ. Trent and Beth are with Noah and LaShawna on Abbey Road. All seven are seen in the human pyramid. Everything else is like the original.)
"Signing? Really? I thought that Chris was joking," Gwen said.
Courtney spoke up saying, "Well, I don't have a problem with it."
"Yeah, that's because you like signing!" LaShawna yelled.
"Well, I don't! Girls sing. Little birdies sing. Ha-ha. Duncans do not sing." Duncan said.
"It might be cool. We can at least give it a try." Trent said.
"Think I'll get to beatbox?" Harold asked.
"I'll beat you if you try!" Duncan threatened.
"That is so mean of Duncan, right Sadie?" Katie asked.
"I know all Harold did was ask a question. Isn't it is so cool that we can sing this season!" Sadie answered.
"Yeah. Maybe we can actually win this season!" Katie replied.
"Why are you doing this to us?" Heather interrupting the wonder twins.
"Signing reality how are huge. And the worse the signing, the higher the ratings! Which is why on this show, there will be no vocal coaches, rehearsals or warning!"
This caused the 24 contestants to start complaining.
"Any-who, this is the dining area, where you'll enjoy in-flight meals." Chris said explaining the rules of the game.
"Not for long, eh! Prepare to lose to The Zeke!" Ezekiel said interrupting Chris again.
Gwen spoke up and said putting her hand on his shoulder, "Okay, so not trying to be mean here, but you do you were kicked out first right?"
"For being a sexist pig!" Eva screamed.
"Word! And I spent every minute since making sure that don't happen again! I'm stronger, faster, smarter-" Ezekiel said responding to Gwen.
Chris screamed, "Chattier, blabbier, can't-shut-upier... now zip it and let me finish this tour so we can get this bird in flight!"
"Is there a ladies room?" LaShawna asked.
"Right through there," Chris said pointing at the Confessional.
"Good cause I have to make a deposit," LaShawna said walking to the Confessionals.
Bathroom Confessional – First day on the job
LaShawna walks in and is about to unbutton her pants. She she's the camera and yells, "There's a camera in the potty... AGAIN? UGGH! Can't a sister get a little privacy on this program?"
"Losing teams will enjoy our economy accommodations between destinations." Chris explained.
"Where are our beds?" Lindsay asked.
"Owen, carry to demonstrate?" Chris asked.
Owen is strapped in by to seat belts. He mumbles, "Plane…. No…."
"That does not look very comfortable" Heather says.
"No comfort for losers! Safety harness and emergency exit but no comfort here, here or here!" Chris replies.
"OMG, Chris, I am just LOL!" Sierra then says.
"We should hit the winners' compartment, eh? Cause I ain't never gonna sit back here! Hah, never!" Ezekiel laughs.
"Is "never" your policy on mouthwash too, home-school?" Noah asked.
In winners' class, Chris said, "This is first class, the domain of each week's winners."
Alejandro says, "Now this is the type of accommodations that ladies deserve."
Lindsay looks around and then asks, "There are ladies in first class, too? Oh, you mean me?"
DJ, Justin and Tyler were watching. "That guy's smooth as mama's gravy!" DJ stated.
"What is up with that guy? Is he like my replacement? I am so hot that I should have my own show!" Justin said.
"Lindsay is supposed to like me." Tyler said ignoring Justin's comments.
"Ha-hah! No one can compete with gravy!" DJ said.
"Hey Lindsay! I can do a handspring" Tyler said trying to impress his girlfriend. He sadly failed halfway through it.
"Aww. Poor, I'm blanking on his name. Is it Trent?"
"That's my name, Lindsay." Trent said.
"Maybe his name is Alejandro." Lindsay said.
"That is my name," Alejandro said.
"And what a great name it is too. Alejandro. I can say it all day."
"Please do."
Heather is seen glaring at the two teens.
Cockpit Confessional – Two introductions in a day. Sweet!
Heather looks around and says, "I can see right through that guy! You know this extra confessional is a thousand times nicer than talking in the toilet!"
Chef right behind her says, "Maybe for you, I'm trying to prep for a flight here."
Heather looks annoyed and says, "Hello? Venting! Shhhh! Anyway, new guy is so transparent, sooo fake, sooo-"
Chef adds, "Deliciously seductive?"
Heather states, "That is exactly the opposite of what I was trying to say!"
Chef replies by saying, "Pretty good looking guy, to boot. I'm just sayin'!"
"Ugh! Forget this!" Heather says.
"Where are we now?" Cody asks as he, Sadie, Katie, Harold, Geoff, Trent and Sierra entered a different room. He continued, "A grand piano, a wood burning pizza oven, a four-person hot tub with dancing waters!"
"Is this like first first class or something?" Trent asked.
"How can I win this? My fair LaShawna loves hot tubs."
"Katie does to!" Sadie responds.
"So does Sadie!" Katie adds.
"This is my personal quarters. If I find any of you in here, you will be eliminated. " Chris yells at seven teenagers.
"Cheap-o" Geoff mumbles.
"Oh Chris I heart your limits!" Sierra said.
"Get out know or I'll throw off the plane without a parachute!" Chris yells scaring the seven contestants.
Lavatory Confessionals – Chris is so cheap
"That fuckin bastard has the nerve to buy this crappy plane and he getting a four person hot tub!" Eva screams at the camera.
"If you don't receive a barf bag full of airline-issue peanuts..." Chris explained.
"I got a peanut allergy, yo... or more like a sensitivity." Ezekiel said interrupting yet Chris again.
"...you'll be forced to take the Drop of Shame." Chris continued like the home schooled kid wasn't there.
"Okay, I just don't like-" Ezekiel continued.
"Kinda like this!" Chris said picking up Ezekiel and throwing him out of the moving plane.
"Chris what are doing?" Beth asked.
"Are you trying to kill the dude, dude?" Geoff asked.
"Have you gone crazy?" Tyler asked.
"Even I know pushing people out of moving planes is not nice." Lindsay said.
From outside the plane Ezekiel said, "HEY, WAIT UP! Good one, eh! Now, slow down and let my playing back in!"
"All eliminations are final, bro!" Chris screamed out the door.
"Take that home-schooled!" Eva screamed. Little did anybody notice the boy climb up into the cargo room using the landing gear.
END OF EPISODE 1 PART 1
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Authors Note's: Beth, Lindsay, Geoff and Tyler are actually friends with Ezekiel. Anybody acting too OCC?