You know you are obsessed with guard when.
1. You use electric tape for everything.
2. You spin anything you can get your hands on.
3. All you think about is guard.
4. All you talk about is guard.
5. You make up work to every song you hear.
6. You are always walking in step.
7. You have enough guard shirts to wear one for each day of the week.
8. You love this saying "Is the guard ready?"
9. You are the loudest at band camp.
10. You can spin your show in your sleep.
11. If you heard someone say "ben ten hut" you would yell hut as loud as you can no matter where you are.
12. You can smile on command.
13. You always point your toes when you're not wearing shoes.
14. Your toes are always painted.
15. You keep a pillow and blanket in the guard room.
16. You have spent more time at the band hall than your own home.
17. You have a certain place in your room where all your old uniforms, silks, and shoes go.
18. You can spend a whole day watching winter guard videos.
19. You name all your equipment.
20. You are proud to show off your sock tan.
21. You are always in the mood to show others how beast you are at guard.
22. You know how to make the perfect pony tail in less than five seconds.
23. You can do your hair and makeup in less than five minutes.
24. You can change anywhere and not feel awkward.
25. You are proud to show off all your guard bruises.
26. Stretching is your favorite part of the day.
27. You don't mind giving up all your time to be in guard.
28. You are no longer afraid to dance like a crazy person in front of others. You do it every Friday night.
29. You love competition days.
30. You agree with all of these.