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This document is not an attempt to degrade or demean the creators or characters of Final Fantasy 9. I am in fact a big fan of the game. I have merely chosen to use these characters because there personalities fit the story I am trying to write. Enjoy!!!!
Episode 1
- Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of It's My Life. Starring Zidane...Garnet...Eiko, Quina, Steiner, Vivi, and......well you know the rest.-
- Here are your host Zidane and Freya-
Zidane: "What's up everybody?!"
(crickets in the background)
Freya: "Well, what an energetic audience we have today!"
Random Audience Member: "Booooooooo! I wanna go home"
Zidane: "I can make that happen for you pal!"
Freya: "Alright. Now that we've gotten all that out of the way. Let's start the show"
"If you're ready to start the show, lemme hear you say yeah!!!?"
(silence)
Freya: "Such enthusiasm."
Scene 1: (a sanatorium in some remote location................)
Guard: .....Mr.......Mr. Kuja?..........................................
Kuja: What is it?
Guard: Are you hungry?
Kuja: I'M EVIL I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guard: ..................
Guard: ..................
Guard: .................. Are you hungry?
Kuja: Yes
Guard: Here you go.
Guard: Today we have fried chicken and creamed mashed potatoes lightly whipped with butter, hot corn on the cob and...........
Kuja: I'M EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. (sniffle, sniffle) WHY DOESN'T ANYONE BELIEVE ME?!
Guard: ....................
Guard: .................... hot corn on the cob and buttered biscuits served with
Kuja: Evil
Guard: .................. served with .................
Kuja: Evil
Guard: No. Juicy Juice
Kuja: Evil
Guard: ........................
Kuja: Hey guard. Guess what?
Guard: What?
Kuja: I'm evil.
Guard: Okay
Scene 2: (at a restuarant in downtown Lindblum)
Zidane: Garnet, I'm so glad that we're together now.
Garnet: Me too. I knew you were the right man for me all along,
Zidane: Really? You sure had a strange way of showing it.
Garnet: That was just to create drama on the game. Gotta earn my paycheck somehow. You know.
Zidane: Well, I'm glad that we're together now.
Garnet: It's been 8 months now since we started dating. I'm so happy!
Zidane: Yeah 8 months! ("I thought it was 7")
(there's a brief moment of silence during which they gaze longingly into each others eyes)
Zidane: Hey, Can I ask you something.
Garnet: Sure, what is it?
Zidane: .............Will..............will...............you...................
(Garnet's heart skips a beat)
Zidane: ......................will you..............
Garnet: ("This is it. I can't believe it's really happening!")
Zidane: Will you........................................................... pass me the salt?
Garnet: .......................
Garnet: Are you serious!?!
Zidane: What?!
Garnet: You're such a jerk.
Zidane: Huh?!
Garnet: ......................
Zidane: ......................
Garnet: ......................
Zidane: So, can I have the salt?!
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Zidane: "So, how did you like the first episode"
Random Audience Member: "It was okay"
Freya: "Zidane, you're such a jerk"
Zidane: "Why?"
Freya: "For leading Garnet on like that."
Zidane: "I know what I'm doing."
Zidane: "Sit back and watch me work my magic."
Freya: "Tricks are for kids"
Freya: "We're adults here"
Random Audience Member: "Yeah"
Zidane: "Well I run the show here and I make the calls"
Zidane: "I wear the pants around here!"
Producer: (clears his throat loudly)
Zidane: "Somewhat"
Freya: "Well, that's all we have time for today. Join us next week for another episode of It's My Life."
Random Audience Member: "Can we go now"
Zidane: "Watch it, bub!"
This document is not an attempt to degrade or demean the creators or characters of Final Fantasy 9. I am in fact a big fan of the game. I have merely chosen to use these characters because there personalities fit the story I am trying to write. Enjoy!!!!
Episode 1
- Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of It's My Life. Starring Zidane...Garnet...Eiko, Quina, Steiner, Vivi, and......well you know the rest.-
- Here are your host Zidane and Freya-
Zidane: "What's up everybody?!"
(crickets in the background)
Freya: "Well, what an energetic audience we have today!"
Random Audience Member: "Booooooooo! I wanna go home"
Zidane: "I can make that happen for you pal!"
Freya: "Alright. Now that we've gotten all that out of the way. Let's start the show"
"If you're ready to start the show, lemme hear you say yeah!!!?"
(silence)
Freya: "Such enthusiasm."
Scene 1: (a sanatorium in some remote location................)
Guard: .....Mr.......Mr. Kuja?..........................................
Kuja: What is it?
Guard: Are you hungry?
Kuja: I'M EVIL I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guard: ..................
Guard: ..................
Guard: .................. Are you hungry?
Kuja: Yes
Guard: Here you go.
Guard: Today we have fried chicken and creamed mashed potatoes lightly whipped with butter, hot corn on the cob and...........
Kuja: I'M EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. (sniffle, sniffle) WHY DOESN'T ANYONE BELIEVE ME?!
Guard: ....................
Guard: .................... hot corn on the cob and buttered biscuits served with
Kuja: Evil
Guard: .................. served with .................
Kuja: Evil
Guard: No. Juicy Juice
Kuja: Evil
Guard: ........................
Kuja: Hey guard. Guess what?
Guard: What?
Kuja: I'm evil.
Guard: Okay
Scene 2: (at a restuarant in downtown Lindblum)
Zidane: Garnet, I'm so glad that we're together now.
Garnet: Me too. I knew you were the right man for me all along,
Zidane: Really? You sure had a strange way of showing it.
Garnet: That was just to create drama on the game. Gotta earn my paycheck somehow. You know.
Zidane: Well, I'm glad that we're together now.
Garnet: It's been 8 months now since we started dating. I'm so happy!
Zidane: Yeah 8 months! ("I thought it was 7")
(there's a brief moment of silence during which they gaze longingly into each others eyes)
Zidane: Hey, Can I ask you something.
Garnet: Sure, what is it?
Zidane: .............Will..............will...............you...................
(Garnet's heart skips a beat)
Zidane: ......................will you..............
Garnet: ("This is it. I can't believe it's really happening!")
Zidane: Will you........................................................... pass me the salt?
Garnet: .......................
Garnet: Are you serious!?!
Zidane: What?!
Garnet: You're such a jerk.
Zidane: Huh?!
Garnet: ......................
Zidane: ......................
Garnet: ......................
Zidane: So, can I have the salt?!
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Zidane: "So, how did you like the first episode"
Random Audience Member: "It was okay"
Freya: "Zidane, you're such a jerk"
Zidane: "Why?"
Freya: "For leading Garnet on like that."
Zidane: "I know what I'm doing."
Zidane: "Sit back and watch me work my magic."
Freya: "Tricks are for kids"
Freya: "We're adults here"
Random Audience Member: "Yeah"
Zidane: "Well I run the show here and I make the calls"
Zidane: "I wear the pants around here!"
Producer: (clears his throat loudly)
Zidane: "Somewhat"
Freya: "Well, that's all we have time for today. Join us next week for another episode of It's My Life."
Random Audience Member: "Can we go now"
Zidane: "Watch it, bub!"