Sex Drugs & Rock n Roll
They say that the three sure fire ways to get into the tabloids are: sex, drugs and rock n roll.
Tony had experienced all three but never all at once and usually not while he was sober.
The prophets said: thou shall listen to what I say, thou shall believe in it and thou shall go and do it.
Tony listened to Abby; he believed in her, yes he did; but he could not do what she asked of him.
Newton's Third Law of Motion states that: For every action, there is an opposite and equal reaction.
Tony's Law of Abby states that: For every outfit, there is an opposite and equal refit of said Abby outfit.
They say that there are only two certainties in life: death and taxes.
Tony was very certain that he'd rather be doing his tax returns right about now.
"Tony, just pull. It's not that hard." Abby was exasperated.
"But it's gonna hurt." Tony shook his head.
"Me or you?"
"You."
"I don't care."
"Are you sure you don't want to...?"
"Yes absolutely sure."
"You could just..."
"No, I don't want to."
"But..."
"Oh give me that." Abby snatched the small tweezers from Tony's hand. "Honestly it's just hair, it's not that scary Tony."
"Does't that hurt?" The Italian was uneasy.
"No. How do you get rid of yours?"
"Gel, dye, etc..."
"This is so much easier." Abby pulled out the offending sliver of white and peered into the mirror. "Much better."
She stood up to finish packing the lab leaving Tony deep in thought. On the table in front of him was a single strand of short white hair.