SPAWN vs. FREDDY

As the now-resurrected Al Simmons, Spawn, glided past the windows of New York, he heard the screams of an innocent girl. He stopped at a window and looked inside.

What the hell...

The girl was clearly asleep on her bed, but cut marks appeared on her body...out of nowhere. Spawn opened the window, and stood over the girl's dying body. He wrapped his hands around her arms and shook her, trying to wake her, but she wouldn't...and her body wouldn't stop being stabbed. There was nothing behind her doing it. Spawn put a finger on one of the wounds and his vision turned red for a number of seconds. Red with fire.

Spawn's vision cleared up in a flash, and he found himself in a different place. It was dark, with the only light being a red bulb in the center of the room. It was a huge place, like a room in an insane asylum. The walls were made of strange piping, and they were slightly leaking...blood.

Where in the hell am I?

Then Spawn looked in the other corner and saw the dead body of the girl that sent him to this strange place. Over her body was a horribly burnt man, with a red and green sweater and a fedora, and on one hand, he had a glove...with blades on the ends of the fingers. The man looked around and smiled.

"Ah, never fought a super-hero before. This aughta be fun..." The man said, and he ran towards Spawn. Spawn lept forward and grabbed him, then tossed him toward the ground, face forward. The man did a roll, and did a swirl, slinging his glove, slicing Spawn's chest.

"The 'M' on your chest..." The Man said, and lifted his hand for another strike. He tried it, but Spawn moved out of the man caught his glove on the ground to save his energy.

"The M on your chest...it stands for Malbogia, doesn't it? You're Spawn, aren't you? Oh, I remember Malbogia..."

Spawn sent his chains at the man, who just stood still. The chains went right through him.

"What are you, a fuckin' moron? I'm Freddy Krueger, BITCH!" Freddy yelled and dissolved into a shadow.

Spawn looked around him, but couldn't see Freddy. Slowly, Freddy's shadow increased it's size and surrounded Spawn. The Shadow then threw it's blades down and slammed Spawn into the ground. Freddy then appeared as his normal self and set his foot on Spawn's fallen body.

"Ya know, I was almost the hellspawn...until some black ASSHOLE took it away from me! NOW THAT'S A BITCH!"

Freddy then lifted his glove and struck Spawn. He leaned in close.

"You know what, I might visit that whore wife of yours, Wanda, tonight. I've always had a thing for..dark meat." Freddy laughed while he flicked his blades. Spawn then grabbed Freddy's face.

"Will you just shut the FUCK up?" Spawn said and summoned themselves to the real world.

They both woke up in the girl's apartment. Freddy started feeling his body and he stepped away from Spawn.

"Oh, SHIT!" Freddy exclaimed.

"Oh, yes."

Spawn then sent his chains after Freddy. Freddy tried to resist, but the chains wrapped Freddy's legs and ripped him in half, side-to-side. The chains then threw down the two pieces and the chains went back into Spawn's belt. As Spawn climbed out of the window, going out to further defend innocents, Freddy's body dusted away, and his separate eyes blinked.

End?