Disclaimer: Legolas belongs to J.R.R. Tolkien. This little poem just popped into my head last night begging to be written down. So here it is, you might think it lame but I thought it was cute.



Legolas

There once was an Elf from Mirkwood

His eyes were lovely and his smirk would

Drive you to distraction

And you'd long for satisfaction

Whenever you looked at his face.

The strands on his head were so fair

As he ran a brush through it with care

His blue eyes were taunting

And you were left wanting

To kiss him all over the place

He is so beautiful, his body so strong

You press against him, how could this be wrong

You can now see the depth of his love

As you and he gaze at Eärendil above

Because you made his Elven heart race