warning: cursing,stupidness,humor,slight yaoi, must have a dirty mind to read, oh and bad grammer and spelling. If you dont mind any of this then go on to the story if you hate anyone of these things then GTFO its as simple as that!- "mmm this is...great nothing else beats doing this in the morning!" Alfred said sitting at his computer desk. "I love mornings like this!"
DING DONG
"AHH shit!" Alfred yelled for the sudden door bell ringing scared him."ugh now i gotta clean the floor...and my favorite boxers." Alfred was pissed who would dare ruin his perfect morning! Alfred walked down the stairs.
DING DONG
"CALM YOUR BALLS IM COMING!" alfred yelled when alfred got to the door he was cursing under his breath."What the he- oh iggy its you whats up bro!"Alfred yelled."Good morning alfr-" Arthur stopped talking after noticing the fresh,wet white droplets running down alfreds chest and all over his boxer." What the bloody hell alfred f. jones what the hell were you just doing why are you covered in white stuff and why is it all over your bloody boxers!" Arthur yelled. "ok first of all i wasnt doing what you think and secondy there are not bloody boxers there are captian America boxers!" Alfred yelled. "I dont give a flying fuck what kind of boxers those are and its very hard to believe you werent doing anything with the way you look." arthur said pointing at alfred up and down."B-but Iggy its true i wasnt doing anything." alfred yelled his eyes now filled with was already annoyed by what happened when arthur rang the door bell and this was just pushing it." I dont believe you alfred im searching your room!" Arthur said pushing past the pissed american."n-no Iggy please dont!" Alfred yelled tripping over the fifth step of his stairs. Arthur just ignored him speeding to the americans room. Arthur flung the bed room door open. To his surprise he found a messy unmade bed, the floor was covered with random clothes. The desk floor and chair was covered in white stuff. Under the floor was a bowl upside down, little colored O's covered the floor around the bowl." I told y-you Iggy...I was just watching stuff online eating...cereal and when you rang the door bell you scared me...and made me drop my bowl." Alfred was trying to catch his breath from running up the stairs."Oh ok i thought you were being a w-wanker for a moment hee guess i was wrong...so what were you watching?" Arthur asked walking to the computer."Iggy no please dont look i beg of you!" Alfred yelled."Oh alfred it cant be that ba-OH MY GOD ALFRED!" Arthur yelled glaring at alfred. "You w-watch...Jersey Shore what in bloody hell!" Arthur began to laugh."Dude its a fucking good show!" Alfred yelled."What ever you git lets clean this mess and then we can go down stairs and watch some real t.v." Arthur said smiling."OK sounds like a good idea dude you clean up while i take a shower haha hero a way!" Alfred yelled running towards the bathroom and locking the door."You bloody wanker!" Arthur yelled looking very pissed.
THE END!