DEDICATION: This chapter goes out to Joy Joy!
AUTHOR NOTE: What is this fic? Well, think of it as a story of many stories. It is going to be kind of like a skit show, SNL, Mad TV, etc. The characters of Yu-Gi-Oh will be each doing their own thing in each part, usually jokes or small acts. By the way, I feel that Serenity is a lesbian and likes Mai! I mean she is always talking about Mai and hanging out with her on the show... Hmmmm... maybe a fic with a Wheeler/Mai love triangle will be in the works... Anyway, let the madness begin!
Little Yugi walks out onto the stage. On it is a single spotlight, illuminating the microphone in front of the large red curtain. After lowering the device half a foot to reach his height Yugi clears his throat.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! IT'S YU-GI-OH!" Yugi yells excitedly throwing his arms into the air as the curtain rises with a big musical beginning. Just then Tristan and Mokuba come dancing out. Yugi runs off stage, into the back as the two start dancing and singing
"Its time to play the music! Its time to light the lights. Its time to raise the curtains on Yu-Gi-Oh tonight!"
Mokuba then brings out a little break dancing. Tristan's eyes narrow and he suddenly starts doing it to. Now Mokuba is growling and starts tap dancing, with Tristan joining in almost instantly. The two keep switching dance routines, trying to out do the other. Suddenly they both just collapse in exhaustion
The scene cuts to Serenity, Mai and Tea in the dressing rooms in just their panties. With a scream they cover themselves and narrow their eyes, but then realizing what part it is, they drop the towels and start singing.
"Its time to put on make up! Its time to dress up right!"
In a flash they both are dressed in their normal clothes and applying a fresh coating of make up. Well... Mai is. Tea got dressed and started a friendship rant on Serenity. Stupid girl. Anyway, Mai swats Tea on the head and poses for the camera, sticking her chest out for the guys with a wink, while Serenity stares openly at Mai.
"It's time to meet the ladies, on the Yu-Gi-Oh show tonight!"
The scene then cuts back to the stage as the musical swells to its climax
Yugi comes out doing his own little side shuffle jig. "But now lets get things started..."
Mai and Tea come out joining in the finale. "On the most sensational..."
Tristan and Kaiba dive out doing a roll to land perfectly on one knee, joining in with the music "Inspirational..."
Duke and Mokuba slide out to join some more. "Celebrational..."
The curtain rises to show various Yu-Gi-Oh monsters and the rest of the cast, minus Joey, to join the finale.
"MUPPETATIONAL! THIS IS WHAT WE CALL THE YU-GI-OOOOOH SHOOOOOOW!"
Yugi looks around confused. "Where's Joey?"
"Heh heh..." came Joey's laugh.
Just then the cannon nobody noticed went off, and out shot Joey with a mighty battle cry, he crashed into a giant gong, making it ring as everyone watched in shock as he landed on the ground. He got up and gave a big stupid thumbs up while everyone shook their heads in annoyance.
AUTHOR NOTE: What is this fic? Well, think of it as a story of many stories. It is going to be kind of like a skit show, SNL, Mad TV, etc. The characters of Yu-Gi-Oh will be each doing their own thing in each part, usually jokes or small acts. By the way, I feel that Serenity is a lesbian and likes Mai! I mean she is always talking about Mai and hanging out with her on the show... Hmmmm... maybe a fic with a Wheeler/Mai love triangle will be in the works... Anyway, let the madness begin!
Little Yugi walks out onto the stage. On it is a single spotlight, illuminating the microphone in front of the large red curtain. After lowering the device half a foot to reach his height Yugi clears his throat.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! IT'S YU-GI-OH!" Yugi yells excitedly throwing his arms into the air as the curtain rises with a big musical beginning. Just then Tristan and Mokuba come dancing out. Yugi runs off stage, into the back as the two start dancing and singing
"Its time to play the music! Its time to light the lights. Its time to raise the curtains on Yu-Gi-Oh tonight!"
Mokuba then brings out a little break dancing. Tristan's eyes narrow and he suddenly starts doing it to. Now Mokuba is growling and starts tap dancing, with Tristan joining in almost instantly. The two keep switching dance routines, trying to out do the other. Suddenly they both just collapse in exhaustion
The scene cuts to Serenity, Mai and Tea in the dressing rooms in just their panties. With a scream they cover themselves and narrow their eyes, but then realizing what part it is, they drop the towels and start singing.
"Its time to put on make up! Its time to dress up right!"
In a flash they both are dressed in their normal clothes and applying a fresh coating of make up. Well... Mai is. Tea got dressed and started a friendship rant on Serenity. Stupid girl. Anyway, Mai swats Tea on the head and poses for the camera, sticking her chest out for the guys with a wink, while Serenity stares openly at Mai.
"It's time to meet the ladies, on the Yu-Gi-Oh show tonight!"
The scene then cuts back to the stage as the musical swells to its climax
Yugi comes out doing his own little side shuffle jig. "But now lets get things started..."
Mai and Tea come out joining in the finale. "On the most sensational..."
Tristan and Kaiba dive out doing a roll to land perfectly on one knee, joining in with the music "Inspirational..."
Duke and Mokuba slide out to join some more. "Celebrational..."
The curtain rises to show various Yu-Gi-Oh monsters and the rest of the cast, minus Joey, to join the finale.
"MUPPETATIONAL! THIS IS WHAT WE CALL THE YU-GI-OOOOOH SHOOOOOOW!"
Yugi looks around confused. "Where's Joey?"
"Heh heh..." came Joey's laugh.
Just then the cannon nobody noticed went off, and out shot Joey with a mighty battle cry, he crashed into a giant gong, making it ring as everyone watched in shock as he landed on the ground. He got up and gave a big stupid thumbs up while everyone shook their heads in annoyance.