DISCLAIMER: I (sadly) do not own Invader Zim. But who here is ECSTATIC about Invader Zim coming back! For those who haven't heard yet, Invader Zim is returning July 5, 2011! I CAN'T WAIT!
Prologue
On the Massive, soon before the Great Assigning...
"Incoming transmission," one of the crew members of the Massive announced.
"Where from?" Tallest Red asked boredly. Purple stood by stuffing his face with doughnuts.
"...it doesn't say."
"What do you mean, 'it doesn't say'?" Red asked, secretly snatching a doughnut from his co-Tallest.
"Just that, sir. They've blocked their signal."
"...allow transmission." Red ordered, turning to the screen. The worker obeyed, allowing the transmission through. A dark room showed on the screen, and only the outline of a figure showed.
"Identify yourself." Red said.
"My identity is to remain secret," the figure growled. It was obviously female. "For now, you may refer to me as Verrador."
(AUTHOR'S NOTE: the first person to tell me what Verrador means gets a minor appearance in this fanfic!)
Purple stared at the screen, slowly eating doughnuts. He let Red do the talking. Red was better at it anyway.
"Whatever." Red said. "What do you want?"
"Operation: Impending Doom 2 will not succeed." Verrador announced. "I shall rain DOOM down upon the heads of your DOOMED invaders!"
Purple flattened his antennae and shut his eyes at her loud shouting. "You're as bad as Zim." he muttered through his doughnuts.
Verrador didn't care enough to ask who Zim was. "Your invaders will fall, one by one," she said. "Operation: Impending Doom 2 will fall with them." the figure laughed maniacally. The lights of the Massive flickered as the power failed. They shut off completely.
"Sir!" one of the mechanics called, running into the room. "There's a virus in the system, it's cutting off our power core!"
Verrador laughed again at their confusion before the transmission was cut and the Massive lost all power.
Red strained to see through the sudden darkness. "I think she might be a bigger threat than we thought..."
END OF PROLOGUE!
Sorry that was so short. The next chapters will be longer, I promise!
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