Sunlight
A Twilight Parody
After starting the pit of randomness that is Nightmares, I decided to start another vampire fic! This one with a slightly more humorous take on things.
Needless to say, Nicole will not be involved in this one.
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About three things I was absolutely positive.
First, Edward was a vampire.
Second, there wasa part of him- and I didn't know how dominant that part might be- that thirsted for my blood.
And third, his breath smelled like garlic. How did that work?
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Welcome to Sunlight, the comedic rewrite of one of this century's more influential books, Twilight. But this is no supernatural romance. Instead, take out your caffeine and sugar and prepare for an idiotic journey of laughs, roosters, and walls falling off cliffs. Prepare for the funniest trip down Laughing Lane ever, and remember this one important detail.
Why does Edward's breath smell like garlic in Sunlight? Hell if I know.