Hey! Read on at your own risk. The bold words and phrases are points I wanted to get across but you really should read everything.

Lunar: Greetings. This is pretty much an Author's Note and I don't do well with those. So I have invited-

Angel: Kidnapped.

Lunar: Fine, yes, kidnapped the Flock to help me. I-

Max: Lunar is going to be publishing a new story in the Maximum Ride fandom.

Lunar: May I speak?

Flock: No.

Iggy: She has three, ahem, stupid, ideas.

Gazzy: And needs your input on which one to write.

Dylan: *smexy hairflip* So won't you help her?

1. Advantage

Nudge: The first story is AU and AH. That means it is: Alternate universe and all human. It is based on the TNT drama/crime show: Leverage. Lunar will need a co-author for this story. Perferably someone who actually watches the show. Leverage is about a group of ex-cons, cons, thieves and other sort of criminals who have decided to start doing good. They help out the little guy, the one no one else will. Think of them as modern day Robin Hoods. Starring-

Angel: Me as Angela Batchelder- world renown con artist. Ooh, I'd be so good at that...

Gazzy: Don't give her any ideas. Me as Zephyr Elliots- retrieval specialist aka guy who beats up other guys.

Nudge: Moi as Tiffany Krystal Annalise Davis- hacker extraordinaire. Psh. I already am one. Do you remember that time I-

Iggy: *slaps hand over Nudge's mouth* I have to be 'Griffiths'. Just Griffiths. Blind, agile, smexy master thief.

Lunar: I don't recall 'smexy' putting in the script.

Iggy: I don't recall asking you to talk.

Max: AND me, as Maximum Ride. The Mastermind behind every job we do.

Dylan: I will not be in this story as Lunar is trying hard to please The FANGirl Army (tm). Fang will appear though. He is Nikolas Batchelder- another infamous grifter.

Lunar:*shoves Flock in airtight closet* So what do you think? This won't be the best of stories seeing how its about a crime tv show I just started watching. But I'll try if you insist. On to the next one!

2. Love, and How It Sucks

Lunar: As you may or may not know I am an avid supporter of Niggy. You will know this is you've read say, any, of my MR fics. Well this is a Niggy story with more of a plot than Lessons in Real Life. Some Fax.

This stars Nudge, as Monique Harriston. She should be in college but her family didn't have enough money to sent her and her brother, Nikolas. So she works at Ride of Your Life Wedding Planning. Ride of your Life was established in California by Valencia Ride and is now run by her daughter Max. Max is not only Nudge's boss but her sister in law. She married her totally emo brother. They have a co-worker, the overworked and bumble-headed Anne Walker. Anne has two children: Angela and Zephyr who she constantly leaves in Monique's care. Monique adores the kids and they mean a lot to each other.

Monique, who goes by Nudge, is a hopeful romantic. The thing is, she can't seem to find The One. And no matter how much she loves her job she can't help but be jealous of the happy couples who walk into her office everyday. Then something quite special happens. Nudge's best friend since childhood, Ella Martinez moves back to California. With a short haircut, three tons of boxes, and a fiancée.

James 'Iggy' Griffiths. He's tall, ginger, blind, and an imperfect angel. Nudge is happy for Ella, of course. Just- having your lovestruck BFF and her fiancée sharing your apartment isn't exactly heaven. Especially when said soon-to-be-husband is cool, totally understands you, and gets along fine with your- practically- kids. And when Nudge may like him. When Iggy may like her back. It's even more less than perfect when Nudge is planning the wedding. So yeah- Nudge is a little bit screwed. She wonders why: when for the first time, everything feels so right, and it's so wrong.

Flock: *busts out of closet*

Max: *pissed* Well, isn't that touching.

Lunar: I actually like this one. But I would like a co-author!

Dylan: I have very little part in this. :(

Iggy: Wait! What is the plot!

Nudge: OOOH IGGY! Won't this be fun! I mean we get to star! We never get to star in anything. We are totally side characters. At least were not homo side characters like Kaoru, Kyoya, Hunni, Mori and Hikaru! Well, maybe you are sometimes! But at least we get to be older and human. And besides it's not like we'll mean the things we say, right?

Iggy: *blushes* Yeah...I guess...

Angel: You are idiots. Nudge, how blind are you that you can't see Ig-

Lunar *shoves bowling ball in Angel's mouth* Shuddup. Save it for the story children! Tell me what you think in a-

Gazzy: Review!

Lunar *glare*

Gazzy: Sorry. I had no lines.

3. Playing God

Lunar: This story shows I have some grip on what a T rating is. I really like this one. It's my chance to work on fight scenes and adventure. *evil grin* Max, why don't you read the cue card for this.

Max: *confused* Okay. This is neither AU or AH. That means all the couples, characters, and events were/are canon. Which means: no Fang :( . Yet ;) . This stars:

Icara 'Ic' Ride. Named after the Greek myth of Icarus, Ic is stubborn, and carefree. She has never once in her fourteen year old life looked before she leaped. She loves her family with all her heart. Ic has inherited wings and superpowers from her dad and her mom, Maximum Ride- hey! WTH!

Lunar: *smirk* Go on.

Max: Errr. I can't give you much more on this story lest I give it all away. Therefore I will present you with the summary:

Yo. My name is Ic. That's right- laugh it up. I'm taking off with ninety-eight dollars in cash, a backpack full of Oreos, and a chain-smoking Aussie boy to go find my mom's long lost best friend. Oh, and possibly prove he's my dad. I'll blow things up, get beat up, beat up others, and learn the true meanings of love. Wanna come along for the long, dangerous, and exhilarating ride?

Nudge: This-

Iggy: Sounds-

Dylan: Kind of-

Gazzy: Really-

Lunar: Awesome and totally worth reading?

Angel ._. Yeah. Those were totally the words we were looking for... this girl will need a beta!

Lunar: *sigh* It's true. There will be Dylan in this story but not much. It revolves around my OC Icara and her OC 'friend'.

Flock: Looks like that's it. We'll just be escaping now-

Lunar: Oh no you don't! Give the readers the last message!

Flock: Please review and give Lunar you feedback, thoughts, questions and comments on each story. Vote on her profile!

Lunar: *peace sign* Thank chu~~