Excerpt from: Diary of Anne Elliot

New Year, 01.01.2016

New Years resolution

The new year has stared. Time try to improve one's self and reflect on past mistakes. So here it goes:

I will try to not let people influence my decisions, if I don't agree with their point of view.

I will not let people (mostly my father and Elisabeth) tell me what to do so much

I will stand up to my boss and tell him of the ideas I have for a new project.

I will ….

to be honest I will abandon those resolution in matters of days. Unlike my oldest sister Elisabeth, some how her resolutions always are carried out.

*crossed out* Just not by her.

So welcome to the Elisabeth Elliot Show!


First episode of the Elisabeth Elliot Show

(transcript)

Anne: Okay. I have the camera ready. You can start now.

Elisabeth: Finally! What took you so long!

Anne: Well, I had to borrow the equipment from Rachel and since I have never used one she had to explain...

Elisabeth: Well what ever you are taking up way to much screen time. No one is going to pay to see or hear you anyway.

Anne: You can just cut the parts out.

Elisabeth: Absolutely not! Don't you know anything. That would take away the authenticity. Really sometimes I don't know how we could be related. Showbizz is in the Elliot DNA. *mutters almost inaudible: Seriously that gene must have skipped you big time. shish*

Intro is playing …

Elisabeth: Welcome, welcome my dear fans to The Elisabeth Elliot Show. Most of you might recognize me as cute little Harmony. Yes, the cute and talented little child in all those commercials. I know the grown up version is even better. *giggles* Since it is the New Year I made a resolution to star this video blog to keep you up today of amazing life. By the way if you can't get enough of me. And be honest, who could *wink* you can visit me on my twitter, tumbler, pinterest, instagram and facebook.

Icons pop up all over the screen and cover Elisabeth's face.

Elisabeth: And of course you just have to subscribe to this channel. *smiles* It's what all the cool kids do. *wink* I will upload a video once a week. I know, I know *makes as sad face* I would prefer to keep you entertained a lot more, but *blows up her hair and looks annoyed* but my little sister says she can't edit them sooner *puffs out more air*

Anne: I'm sorry, but I never done this before.

Elisabeth: What ever. I'll see you guys next week and don't forget to subscribe. *blows a kiss to the camera and plasters on a fake smile*

Anne: Is this all? Don't you want to say more?

Elisabeth: *still fake smiling* Yes, if the want more the will have to come back. This is just a preview anyway. Duh.

Anne: If you say so.

Elisabeth: *finally loses her fake smile*

Camera turns off.