The 10 Things I Hate About You

by SoccerLexie

Here is a quick 2 shot based off of the poem at the end of that movie of the same title. Obvi B&B, but in a pathetic humorous poem form...

1. Chapter 1

So, this is a 2 shot that I had in my mind after watching the movie The 10 Things I Hate About You

This story/poem is inspired by the poem at the end of it. Yeah, so, here it is...

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Disclaimer: I do not own any characters from Bones, or the movie The 10 Things I Hate About You, and I don't own anything, really, except for the adaption of this poem, but even the ending is the same, so I don;t own the last few lines, BTW

The 10 Things I hate About You

Booth's POV

I hate the way you look at me

And the way you manipulate.

I hate the way you beg to drive,

And how you go home late.

I hate your long and tempting legs

And failed interrogations.

I hate you so much it makes me sick.

You: heart of my frustrations.

I hate the way guys gawk at you

I hate your gorgeous eyes.

I hate it when you prove me wrong

Even worse when you call my lies.

I hate it when you run away,

And how you and I have danced around.

But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you, not even close…

Not even a little bit.

Not even at all.